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She just lost her shit

Berry punch was a pony of simple tastes she liked booze.

That's basically it, she was a huge fan of alcohol but she never went full drunk. Just like you never go full gay or full retard you never go full drunk.

So it was a day like any other, berry was moving through the streets slowly and very uncoordinated, throwing up and shitting on whatever or whoever was near her. But as she got to her house there was a bottle on her doormat with a note she picked up the note and began to read.

Dear Ms.punch I am running out of ways to see ponies go wild if you drink the whole bottle you will be able to drink without the side effects ever again. And you will definitely not go full drunk.

from,The bottle bringer

Now Berry wasn't smart and couldn't figure out that she was going to go full drunk so she chugged.

When she was finished her mind was doing circles, she wanted to hurt someone then she saw pinkie.

"Hiya berry nice day isn't it."

Berry responded by punching pinkie so hard pinkies head exploded. Like just fucking blew up.

Berry went inside and made makeshift weapons she started throwing Molotov cocktails everywhere burning and destroying everything killing many ponies. Eventually Applebloom ran up to her and said. " why are you destroying our town."

Berry punch looked at her and with a straight face said." Because they drank my my mother fucking milkshake."

She then set Applebloom on fire and laughed an evil laugh.

In reality

Berry punched was sprawled out on the ground passed out, foaming at the mouth, and somehow still shitting herself.

As A mysterious pony  looked on he said. " That really didn't turn out the way thought it would."