Fox News Becomes 20% cooler

The Studio was getting ready to start airing again as Americas News HQ was ready to start a segment on dragons eating icicles. This story did have questionable credibility, but otherwise everything was going good.

Suddenly, everything in the building started to shake, and Shannon Bream looked around confused.

"I don't think we usually have earthquakes here..." she said, as the lights flickered, and everyone heard a laugh across the building.

"Is that Q from Star Trek?" asked Kelly Write in confusion.

Then suddenly, the entire building flashed, and everyone inside whited out, just as the camera's started to film.

About a half hour later Shannon began standing up, along with multiple other, 'people'. She looked around, and tripped on her own hoof.

"Darn hoof! Wait, HOOF?!........." Shannon stared at the camera, and stuttered out as she grabbed a piece of transcript on the desk, "U-Uh, Hello! And sorry for this MAJOR technical difficulty, uh..."

Shannon sat there not sure what to say, as the ticker read, "DLHERGVLRYHdbclueubDXpehecvO R$ Ocvrp" Suggesting the writers there also were now equine and did not know how to use hooves.

Kelly Write groaned, and stood up above the desk, revealing he was now a Unicorn. With a look at Shannon, he said "Heeeeeeeeeeeey maaaaaaan... Who let this horse in here?"

Shannon replied, "Whoever made you a Unicorn."

Kelly gasped, "It just talked! And it sounds like... Shannon?!" he then looked at himself, "HOLY COWSLAPPING BEJESUS HARRY BICKLWAMBER CHRIST!"

Suddenly, the video cut off to the "Technical Difficulties" screen.

----------------In the CEO's Office------------------

Roger Ailes, CEO of Fox News, stumbled to the meeting desk with all of the Executive ponies, as he was currently a green Pegasus. He was starting to get over the fact he and everyone around him were now colourful Equine, but being President of Fox News he knew he had to keep the show on the road.

One of the Executives spoke up, "Uh, I have a horn... what know?"

Roger spread his wings, and replied "We shall continued broadcast as normal."

Another Executive, whom has wings and a purple mane replied, "But sir! There is no way! Every Fox News studio has been ponified! How can we function?!"

Roger Ailes tapped his fore hoof to his chin thinking, then he thought of an idea.

"We improvise...." He then smirked, "We improvise so much no other news channel can beat us!"

The room of executive ponies in suits gasped, as a girl replied, "How would this work?!"

Roger replied  "We use Weaponized Cuteness, I mean seriously! I am having trouble not going 'DA'W!' at all of you little guys in those cute little suits!"

Everyone sat there and stared akwardly, as some pony coughed, and Roger cleared his throat.

"Besides, if we keep broadcasting, the odds of someone who knows how to fix this seeing our dilema is much brighter."

"I guess your right." Replied a mint colored unicorn with a top hat.

Roger then picked up a phone, then dropped it, then picked it up, and dropped it, and tried again, only to drop it.

"Here, I got it." Said the mint top hatted unicorn as he lifted the phone with magic next to rogers ear.

Roger immediately talked to the phone, "All stations ready broadcast, and don't hesitate to use weaponized cuteness. Also, try not to destroy everything while learning your new pony bodies."

-----------------Equestria Daily imaginary offices-----------------

Seth sat in his chair flipping through the channels, and settled for CNN News.

"This just in! Fox News reporting major technical difficulties on a level enough to reach the moon and 20% further."

"What?" Said Seth, as he leaned forward.

"Fox News and Fox Business Networks have shut down their broadcast reporting a possible terror attack on a ponified level..."

Seth was dumbfounded, "Did she just say...?"

"Here is a clip of what they broadcasted just before Fox News went off air."

Seth sat there watching intently, as he watched everything flash, and then it fast forwarded, and Seth was absolutely shocked. Right on the TV, was a My Little Pony Friendship is Magic style pony. It actually looked somewhat like something from real life, mixed with Fox News's anchor, but it definitely looked like something from My Little Pony.

Suddenly, Seth's phone rang, and he picked it up, "Hello?"

He heard Calpain's voice, "Are you watching CNN?"

Seth continued watching the Fox news clip, as the other Anchor showed to be a unicorn, "Yes..."

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Calpain

Seth smiled boldy, "Of course, TO THE BLOG!"

-----------------Bill O'Reilly's studio-------------------

Bill stared dumbfounded at the mirror in his dressing room, what was in it was not his own face, but that of a unicorn. His mane was brown, and his fur lighter brown, and he still had the suit on, though it really did not fit well.

Suddenly, someone, I mean pony, came knocking on his door.

"Uhhhhh..." replied Bill to the door.

"Um, Bill, please tell me your at least still a human." said his manager.

Bill O'Reilly staggered to the door, and opened it a bit to see his manager was now also a unicorn, but was blue, "Find out why I am a Unicorn, and FIX THIS!"

Suddenly, the phone rang, and his manager ran up to grab it, only to wreck into the table, and have the phone fall on his face.

Bill looked at him, holding in a laugh, "Need help?"

"No, I got it, I can just use my tongue..." he replied, as he held the ringing phone in his mouth, and turned it to talk.

"Hello?" said the phone.

"Who is this?" replied the Manager.

"The Executives office, Roger says to prepare a broadcast for tonight despite any pony difficulties you have. He also suggests Weaponized Cuteness."

"Alright," replied the manager, right before dropping the phone again.

Bill heard it through the speaker, and sighed, "Oh dear... How am I supposed to be taken seriously looking like this?!"

His Manager shrugged, "I don't know, but look on the bright side!"

"What bright side?"

"Were not on the moon."

"Ugggggggggg...."