Fox News Becomes 20% cooler

Greg Gutfield stared at Bob Beckal trying not to laugh, as the rest of the studio was trying to prepare the broadcast, with limited success.

"Stop staring Greg..." Said Bob, whom earlier had the biggest swear fit ever.

Currently, the Five's cast sat at the table waiting for word on what to do. Eric Bolling was a dark blue pegasus with a red mane, Dana Perino was a tannish colored earth pony with a yellow mane, Andrea Tantaros was a brown colored unicorn, Greg Gutfield was now a green unicorn with a black mane, and Bob Beckal was a brown Alicorn with a old complexion.

Greg continued to sit there laughing at everyone, er, pony, else in the room. Eventually, Dana said "Shut up about it, your a unicorn too."

Greg Replied "But your the most uninteresting looking pony I have EVER seen!"

Andrea responded "Like you have ever seen colorful ponies before."

Eric Bolling stomped his fore hoof onto the table, "Let's not tear each other apart just yet! The Network is counting on us to start this off to a good start!"

"How am I supposed to do that with all of you?!" Said Bob, "It was hard enough when you were just humans!"

Greg gasped sarcastically, "Hey! I am the most important person here! And I alone will get us through this!"

"Suuuuure you will" replied Andrea.

Suddenly, the director said, "Alright guys, stay calm now, we are airing in... 30 seconds."

"Here we go." said Eric.

"Someone get me some Skittles!" yelled Greg.

"You don't need skittles!" said Bob

"Yes I do!" responded Greg.

Eric cut them off, "Alright, 5 seconds."

Suddenly, an assistant earth pony ran in, tripped, rolled, and hit the table, landing the skittles infront of Greg. Bob was about to say something, but the the sound of the broadcast starting came, and the assistant stumbled away.

"Good Evening everyone, I am Eric Bolling here at the Five... yes I realize I am a pegasus, and my co hosts are also colorful Equine... but we will make it through this, I hope..."

Bob sighed, and said "Oh god please turn me back now, or at least kill me..."

----------------Equestria Daily Imaginary Offices-----------------

Seth was reading comments on the massive EQD post on Fox news, when suddenly he recieved 67 emails that Fox was broadcasting again. So, he immediately turned on his Tv, and switched it to the EVIL Fox News channel, while simultaneously posting Fox News livestreams on EQD for the first time in eternity.

"This is going to be good." Said Seth to the TV.

Eric cleared his throat, and said "So, The Presidents Inauguration ceremony went under way yesterday, but..."

He was suddenly cut off by a camera falling infront of the desk, as immediately after a light blue earth pony wearing a t-shirt ran up and dragged it back by his mouth.

Dana sighed, and said "You know, any other day I would make a comment on this inauguration... But... perhaps we should start with some theories on why we are, equine... That would be more appropriate in my opinion."

Eric replied, "Well, we did have something planned... But why not!"

Greg leaned back and said "Well, I am still the most important person here, without me all of you would be panicking and running in circles."

Andrea relied "Too bad the 20% cooler thing doesn't apply to you."

Suddenly, a light pink pegasus with a burning wing ran by, followed by a Unicorn carrying a fire extinguisher with magic.

"I am doing better than she is." Said Greg, as he began attempting to open the bag of skittles.

Bob coughed, and said "Alright, you know what I think, is all of you made god so angry, so he punished all of us."

Greg dropped the skittles under the table, and responded to Bob, "I am god! And I command you to open those skittles!"

Bob began to get angrier at the situation, "Any day of normally doing this show, I can bear it, BUT THIS F**ING DOES IT!"

"Now now..." said Dana.

Greg got frustrated, and suddenly zapped the Skittles with magic. "WOA!" was his reply, as a small fire started under the table.

Andrea replied, "Alright, who gave Greg lazers?! I want one!"

Bob stood up, "That's it, I am F***ing done with this."

Greg smiled devilishly, "I know we are ponies, but, I still think the swear jar rule is active.", he said as he lifted up the 'swear jar' onto the table.

Bob looked like he was going to explode. Then, a big blast of lighting blasted off his horn, and hit a camera behind Greg.

"HOLY S***!" yelled Greg, as Bob flew at him punching away.

Eric stood up and yelled, "Bob's lost it! Someone turned off the broadcast!"

Suddenly, the bar of lights fell onto the table, and started fire, as multiple fire alarms went off. Then multiple technical ponies ran up and pulled Bob off of Greg, only to have him blasting magic every which way. This in turn started a chain reaction of explosions and fire, as every pony in the studio panicked right before it switched to commercials for Viagra.

The comment box's on the MLP live stream sites were flying by at 150 MPH, the only other time something even close happened was when Derpy spoke, and this definitely challenged that.

Seth took a sip of Mello Yello, and continued sifting through FNP (Fox News Pony) emails.

Suddenly, Seth found one that said to switch to MSNBC by a person named Discord, so he went to the TV and did so...