Fox News Becomes 20% cooler

John Stossel was now a yellow pegasus with a mustache and mane like his former human haircut. His cutie-mark was the statue of Liberty, fitting in his own mind. He sat infront of a tv in his dress room in shock, he was a pegasus because of a omnipotent being whom seamed to like anarchy, yet was holding him and the rest of Fox News down like a communist.

"Damn, I always thought he would jump out of the TV..." Said John out loud.

Then the phone rang, and he answered to hear Discord's voice, "Your turn to air, I expect something good from you."

John replied, "Alright, I will see what I can do for you Q."

Stossel slammed the phone back down, and went out to the broadcast room. Luckily, his team was fairing better, as the majority of them were bronies whom practiced this sort of hoof thing before.

"Alright John..." started a camera unicorn, "I have an idea."

John stared at his ready coffee mug wondering if he should try picking it up, "Go on..."

"You know the song, Discord...?"

John looked up, "Oh yea, that was awesome."

The camera pony gave a mischievous grin, "You know what I'm thinking?"

John replied, "Yes I doooOoooOOOAAAAAAAHHHH!" as he spilled hot coffee on his forhooves, lifted them up, and fell face first into the hot coffee.

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"Our entire studio crew and cast has been turned into equine..." started John Stossel narroration, "and it is all because of this alien 'god' Discord," as a picture of Discord with a Troll face appeared, "But what is the meaning behind this? Find out today, on Stossel!"

The broadcast switched over to Stossel sitting down as his table, with a bandage of sorts on his face.

"So, I am sure your all wondering what motives this creature could have for turning everyone who works at Fox News into Equine. I myself find it rather annoying, but let's delve into the reasons he could have."

A well prepared list of possible reasons came up, as John began "First idea would be bribery from an opposing media source or Super PAC, but I find this highly unlikely, because if he wanted money, Discord could just make it all appear."

Without his noticed, a weird hobo guy crept in behind some panels, as John continued, "He could also be doing it to please this 'Princess Celestia' from his world. But, from what I saw in his interview on NBC, he seams a more mischievous type, and would probably not care about pleasing a princess."

The hobo crawled up closer to John, as he continued, "The third reason is the one I find most likely, and that is so he can F*** with us."

The Hobo stood up behind John Stossel, and raised his hands with knives, when suddenly a tranquilizer hit him in the forehead, knocking him out.

John Stossel stared at the screen, "Now Discord, I know very well your watching, so can you come here and tell me to my face, what is justifiable to tormenting us? We have lives to continue, families, all that just like the rest of the world. Why just us? Do you like Liberals?"

Suddenly, Discord appeared with a flash next to John Stossel, "I like Australian Liberals."

John stared at Discord, "Wow, you are for real..."

Discord pulled up a Microphone, "And the winner is Captian Obvious Stossel!"

John Stossel smiled, "Anyway, I heard you say you did not like this 'rule 34' and other things produced by people in our world, but, let me show you something we produce based on your world that you may like..."

Suddenly, the light faded, and multiple colored lights were readied. Then this music began...

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John then waited as the lights falshed along with the music, and it intensified, as he stood up, and at the beat, shouted "DISCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRD!"

Discord, in response, made popcorn appear, as the screen flashed to Bill O'Rielly, "DISCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRD!"

It then flashed back to Stossel, "I'm not a fan of puppeteers, but i've a nagging fear someone else is pulling at the strings."

The screen then flashed to Hannity, whom was a Red earth pony with a blue mane, "Something terrible is going down, through the entire town, reeking anarchy in all it brings." While a fire extinguisher exploded behind him.

The screen then flashed to Eric Holder of the Five, "I can't sit idly.." as it zoomed out to him surrounded by rubble, "No I can't move at all!"

Bob Beckal then stood up looking pissed as ever, "I curse the name! The one behind it AAAAAALLLLLL!"

It then went back to Stossel, who picked up, "DISCORD! I'm Howlin' at the Moon, and sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon!"

He then flew up to Discord's face, "Discord! Whatever did we do, to make you take our world awaaaaay?!"

The lights then flashed across his studio, as the Hobo stood up and began dancing with the music.

The screen then went to Fox News's CEO, who sang, "I'm fine with changing status qou, but not in letting go, now the world is being torn apart!"

The screen then falshed back to Bill O'Reilly, who picked up, "A terrible catastrophe, played by your symphony, what a terrifying work of art!"

The screen then went back to John Stossel, "I can't sit iiidly, no I can't move at all! I curse the name, the one behind it aaaaAAAALLLL!"

The Hobo then jumped in, "DISCORD! I'm Howlin' at the Moon, and sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon!"

John Stossel flew back up to Discord and held out a microphone, "Discord, Whatever did we do, to make you take out world away?!"

John then flew over to a prepared presentation with a Lion pouncing on a gazel, "Discord! are we your prey alone?" the presentation then flashed to Obama sitting on a throne in the oval office, "Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?"

John then flew over and grabbed a coffee cup, "Discord! We won't take it anymore, so take your tyranny AWAAAAAY!",

He then threw the coffee cup, but missed Discord, and hit a computer, lighting it on fire and causing the music to fuzz off.

Discord laughed his butt off, literally, then said, "Good show! Good show!"

John stare at Discord as the Hobo ran away from a rabid pony, "So, will you take your tyranny away?"

Discord thought for a second, "O-" but he was cut off by a portal opening, and a furios Celestia shouting, "DISCORD! COME HERE RIGHT NOW AND EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO ME!"

Discord stared at the portal, and said "Crap!" as a large rainbow hand came in and grabbed him. He then disappeared.

John stared with a gaping mouth, as the ticker read "Discord tasted the Rainbow..."