Fox News Becomes 20% cooler

As Seth turned on MSNBC, he almost had a heart attack. On the TV was... MATT LAUER!

Oh yeah, and Discord was meeting with him.

"DISCORD!? OHMYFAUSTOHMYFAUSTOHMYFAUST!!!!!!!!!" he yelled at the tv.

Matt Lauer stared at Discord, whom just appeared in the studio and demanded a interview. At first he thought Discord was some animatronic thing, but after a few mind boggling bending, he was convinced otherwise.

"So your a god, am I right?" asked Matt.

Discord sipped some tea as he sported a British cap and monocle, "Demigod, to be exact. But you may be wondering why I am here, right?"

"Yes, I was getting to that..." replied Matt.

Discord threw the tea cup causing an explosion of turtles, then ripped off his suit "I am the one who turned that 'Fox news' into 'Pony-pox news'!"

Matt Lauer put his finger to his chin and replied "Hmmm, so are you an alien of sorts?"

"Well, Alien Demigod, nothing short of royalty were i'm from!" responded Discord.

"Were exactly are you from?" asked Matt.

Discord picked up some transcripts, and turned them into cheese, before dipping the cheese into some chocolate and throwing it into a wormhole. He then replied "I'm from Equestria. Some of you humans may know it as the land of ponies, in that tv show 'My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic'"

Matt Lauer took a sip of coffee, and asked "So, what do you plan to get out of turning Fox News into ponies?"

Discord made some AWESOME shades appear, and replied "Well, it was an order from Princess Celestia. She wanted revenge on the earth people for the unnerving images and fanfiction of her she saw after I showed her a computer. So I told her I would take care of it."

Matt nodded his head, "So, are you planning anything else?"

Discord laughed, "Well... now that you mention it, I do want to have some talks with Sethisto."

Seth Spat out his coffee, as he had no idea why he was drinking it. Then he heard Discord on the TV say "Yes, you seth, I know your watching."

Seth stared, as Discord simply jumped out of the Tv and was in his den. Matt Lauer currently looked around confused, while Seth said, "Well well well... WELCOME to my lair!"

------------------Bill O'Reilly's studio------------------

Bill sat at his desk, as his tech team worked to get ready to air. He was currently trying to throw his toy football with hooves, failing most of the time. Then, he decided to try this 'magic' he had seen others using. With that, the football turned into an orange.

"Well... I have an orange now." said Bill.

Suddenly, his director came up and said "All right Bill, the Five is out, probably for awhile. So the network needs us to air early."

Bill sighed, and replied, "Alright, I had a plan ready, but let's improvise a bit."

"Oh, and John Stewart wants to live chat with you on air."

Bill sighed again "What does he want?"

Suddenly, the studio started streaming to the Network, and the director said, "Wait! too early!"

Some tech guy shrugged, and said "We can't turn it off now!"

Bill facehoof'd, and nearly poked his eye out. So he yelled "OW", while falling backwards. His Director then ran off screen while Bill recovered.

"Oh! Hello and welcome to the Factor! Tonight we will start off with... I'M A PONY! and I will be talking to John Stewart on this shortly." started Bill.

Suddenly, the broadcast switched to a picture of a rock, then a brick, and then John Stewart.

Bill cleared his throat, "So again, hello and welcome. To be clear with everyone, I am in fact a unicorn. Actually the whole network here at Fox has been turned to ponies, and we don't know why."

Suddenly, A picture of a Banana in Justin Beiber's ear appeared on screen, quickly replaced by John Stewart streaming to Bill.

"Hello?" asked John.

Bill stared at the tech guys in the back screwing something up. He then replied to John "Hello, John."

John smirked, "So Bill, your a Unicorn."

Bill Sighed, "Yes John, get to the point."

John burst into laughter, "This is the point!"

"John, if your only going to mock me, go away."

John wiped a tear from his face, "Wait wait! I got you a pair of new gloves! Wait... you can't use them now... BECAUSE YOUR A UNICORN!"

Suddenly, John's Broadcast was replaced with a picture of Gary Johnson punching Obama in the face while Ron Paul was wearing awesome shades.

Bill sighed, and continued "So, that didn't go well. But anyway, on the next segment we have, what is President Obama going to do with his second term?"

Suddenly, a loud voice answered, "He will swim in chocolate milk!"

Bill raised an eyebrow and looked around, when Discord suddenly Appeared in the guest seat, along with Seth from EQD in the other one.

"Who are you? You look like something you would fight in Earthbound." said Bill.

Discord laughed, "I am the one responsible for this!" he said as he pointed at Bill's horn.

Bill glared "Prove it."

Discord cracked his knuckles, then made a TV and Xbox appear, and stuffed a muffin in the disk drive causing Derpy to appear on the TV screen. Derpy then flew off the Tv screen, being about the size of a bat. Discord then clapped his claws on her, turning her into a balloon. The ballon then floated to the ceiling, and popped realeasing tons of Hot Coco, of which formed a puddle on the ground which formed into a brown De' Blob. Then De Blob hopped across the desk and into Bill's empty coffee cup, filling it with coffee.

Bill stared Blankly, to the coffee cup, then Discord, and replied "Okay... I'm convinced."

Discord replied "Alright, now I suppose you want me to turn you back?"

Bill glared, "Yes, but I bet you want ransom or something..."

Discord grinned, "Your channel must go on straight un interrupted broadcast for a full 24 hours, then the curse will be lifted."

Bill frowned more, "Great! Just Great!"

Discord continued "Oh, and this is Seth, the leader of this website called Equestria Daily, he can tell you about Pony-ness and all sorts."

Seth smiled Sheepishly, "Hello."

Bill then said "Wait, your not leaving yet!"

Discord laughed, "Who's going to stop me?"

Bill replied, "Me!" Right before jumping at Discord and punching away.

"Ow! Oooh! please! Ow Ow Ow! Your too strong!" said Discrod as Bill viscously attacked with punches to the face, "I will do whatever you say.. HAHAHAHAHA!"

Suddenly, Discord snapped his finger, and Bill was tied up hanging upside down in rubber bands.

"Let me down!" yelled Bill, as Discord dusted himself off.

"Well, that's enough of this stuff, i'll be off!" said Discord, as he vanished.