I told you to go right

I cracked my eyes open. I could feel a warmth beside me, and I assumed it was Luna, so I wrapped my arms around it, smiling as I closed my eyes and planted a kiss on her neck. The clock on the wall, from my brief glimpse, said 4:28 AM, so it was normal wake up time. I silently cursed these enchanted blankets, and rolled out of bed. The impact woke me up pretty fast, and I glanced around the room. It was pretty much normal, and lying in bed was Luna and Nightmare. Well, Luna with Nightmare inside her body, so Nightmare Moon. She was lying flanks up on the bed, eyes gently closed and armor lying on the bed table next to her. She stirred, before tugging lazily at the blankets and sighing contentedly. It was ~~sexy, because she had her flanks in my face and them cupcakes were freshly baked~~ adorable.
"D'awww." I smiled, before getting to the serious shit. "Wonder what I should wear?" I looked over at my wardrobe. Freshly hung on the door was my jacket, hat, and sheath for the Eyelander, and just below were my beloved fluffy boots. However, next to those boots was a box. It was relatively cube shaped, so contained something interesting. It had black paper wrapping it up, and a small label attached. I tentatively approached this box, and read the label.
Thunder,
I suppose you deserve these, since you helped me piss off Blueblood.
Use them with pride, Mon Amie; You earned them.
My pleasure,
- Handsome Rogue
"Heh." I chuckled, before opening the wrapping paper quietly and lifting the lid from the box. Inside said container was what I recognised as a Fedora. It had blue material, with a deeper blue band wrapping around the hat and holding in two cards; An Ace of Spades and a King of Diamonds. I chuckled, before trying it on. It was a perfect fit, unsurprisingly, since everything seemed to fit me first time. However, underneath the hat was ANOTHER object I recognised; a brown-hilted lock-knife I recognised as 'Your Eternal Reward'. I gave it a twirl, and put it down. I smiled.
"Now I know what I'm wearing today." I chuckled, before going to the wardrobe where I stored all my clothes I had unboxed. A Business Casual and Sneaky Spats of Sneaking were sat, colours matching my new hat, in a suit bag. I put them on, and admired myself for a few minutes. I was finally a Fancy Spy. All that was needed, I thought as I approached my weapons wardrobe, was a Festive Ambassador. This meant I could pop heads left and right, and look stylish at the same time.
"Is good." I chuckled. I gave Nightmare Moon a quick kiss as I went past, and left the room.

The streets were pretty quiet. It seemed the only ponies up were intending to clear up the streets from last night and go home, but I knew where I was heading, and I was going to do the manliest thing I'd ever don't ever at all in my life, 1v1 me, quickskopez.

I was going to give mares flowers.

The only reason I had for doing that was because they seemed to like me as a friend/didn't slap me. Friends give flowers. Or some shit. Anyway, I stopped off at a flower shop, and bought two boquets of flowers. One bundle of Purple Mandarins, and a cluster of Bluebells and Daffodils. I had the intention of dropping them on Octavia and Colgate's individual home adresses, because they were the closest. Then, when I returned to Ponyville, I could do the same for all the mares who actually bothered to not slap my shit the moment they saw me. So, I apporached Colgate's door first. The house was pretty quiet, and I knew it was hers since I'd been before. Making sure nopony was looking, I pulled the flowers from off my back, and placed the bundle on Colgate's doorstep. Then, I cantered away whilst rapidly chanting the original Batman theme tune as I advanced to Octavia's house. It was a few blocks away, but still easy to reach quickly. I encountered nopony on the route, but I still kept an eye out for anypony who might start a massive media-storm because I delivered flowers to Octavia's house and not...up Luna's ass or something. Just as I reached the building, I heard a faint noise. It sounded like a cello being played quite gently, with the occasional pause, before it was started again. I was momentarily entranced by the music, before snapping out of it. Just before I put the flowers down, I stopped, and sighed. Finally, I raised a hoof and knocked on the door. The music stopped entirely, and hoofsteps were heard coming down the stairs. Finally, the door clicked open.
"Hello, Octavia." I said politely. The grey mare blinked and rolled her eyes.
"Yes Thunder, what do you want?" she sighed.
"Ahhh, actually I was gonna give you these." I replied, pulling out the flowers. Her eyes went wide and she smiled, collecting the flowers.
"Awww, thank you." she giggled. "But it's not my birthday?"
"No, I'm giving these to every mare who hasn't treated me like crap for the past year. I'm also wearing this suit, so it implies that I'm more stylish than I actually am." Octavia laughed.
"Well, thank you very much." she said firmly, before issuing a heart-attack inducing hug. "I'll be sure to knock for you first when Luna kicks you out."
"Well, not a nice thought, but thank you." I chuckled, turning and trotting away. "I'll see you around, with your incredible-"
"Music?" she cut in.
"...yeah." I agreed.

When I got back to the chambers, I immediately went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. My eyes were glowing brighter, now with small particles drifting off upwards past my hat brim. I frowned.
"Hell." I grunted, facehoofing. "Who died?"
"A changeling." a sudden voice said in my ear. I nearly pulled my revolver, but there was a relaxing touch under my chin. Nightmare, now fully in my view, had her usual sultry eyes, and was running her hoof around the underside of my snout, nearly entrancing me. Her eyes almost completed the job of entrancement, but mostly it was the purring voice in my ear that had me under her control. I felt dazed. "Shhhhh..." she whispered, using her free hoof to pull my own away from the weapon I was reaching for. "There we go...good boy. Now then; I have Lulu under my control, and I think we should change for a bit." The feeling of Nightmare Moon going inside me was felt, but I remained still, continually being seduced by Nightmare.
"You'll be the sexiest stallion alive. Luna will be normal; still sexy with blueberry flavoured flanks. And I will be helping run the show. But first, take your suit off, dear. Don't want it being ruined by the transformation, now, do we?"