
I told you to go right
My friends and I get lost, then end up in Equestria. Awooga, Awooga, bad story alert!
Being the adventurous people we are, my friends and I go for a walk in the Great Park. What we DON'T expect is to end up in the Everfree Forest, before being locked out of our dimension. However, when we actually do reach civilization after much Bear Grylls stuff is done -coughpisscough-, our lives get worse.
I got bored one day...decided to write this...meh... Sex tag for excessive innuendo, Teen for unnecessary swears. I wrote this because I got bored once, so don't expect anything awesome. Awesomely CRAP, maybe.
Y'all have fun now.





183197 words: Estimated about 15 hours to read
138 Chapters:
- Lost lives, or new ones? 2013-01-21 22:26:43 UTC2314
- Oh dear bejeezus. We arrive now, of all times... 2013-01-21 22:26:01 UTC2309
- Insulting a Corrupt Monarch 2013-01-23 18:01:43 UTC2090
- I'm right again. But we should go left. Still right, though. 2013-01-23 23:31:06 UTC2054
- On the road again... 2013-01-24 21:42:00 UTC1761
- It looks easier in Far Cry 3 because you know what to do. 2013-01-27 02:41:38 UTC1782
- Almost there...just over this ancient rope bridge that can clearly support our weight... 2013-01-30 19:12:54 UTC1638
- Oooh, Kinky Cuffs. 2013-01-30 23:15:35 UTC1945
- Where can six guys live in peace? Nowhere. Probably. Anyway, drinking games! 2013-02-15 09:52:40 UTC1699
- A house? What? Why would we need th-ooooh, it's a bit chilly. 2013-02-16 12:49:50 UTC997
- Mental note: I need a holiday. Maybe to Gryphonia. 2013-02-16 19:51:41 UTC1177
- Escape the crowds! Dangerous. More fun than Vault Hunting, though... 2013-02-18 12:25:56 UTC1277
- Screw it: Talk in Haikus to them to calm them down! 2013-02-18 23:42:12 UTC1001
- I guess I'm sleeping outside...? 2013-02-19 00:57:40 UTC865
- Oh god, not you... 2013-02-20 00:14:06 UTC1276
- The cure for a female voice is WHAT?!? 2013-02-20 14:00:44 UTC863
- I will no longer be trusting Twilight's tea. 2013-02-21 01:50:38 UTC1045
- A Minor incursion...and hopefully no 'Invincible' version to come. I hate Pyro Pete. 2013-02-22 00:00:54 UTC1699
- Lunarape and Applejack in the morning. Makes sense. 2013-02-22 10:53:16 UTC1241
- Rarity? Kidnapped? Somepony call Liam Neeson! 2013-02-22 22:16:28 UTC874
- Massive tunnels? Terramorphus. 2013-02-23 01:12:23 UTC871
- I'm sorry, but I am the demon god. You are my bitch. Now get these dogs off our backs. 2013-02-23 23:22:44 UTC1271
- This chapter will probably kill the story. Have fun! 2013-02-24 19:33:35 UTC1746
- It is not a date; this is merely a meeting that may or may not result in intercourse with one of the sexiest ponies alive. 2013-02-25 02:01:43 UTC1730
- The most interesting pony alive...and she has the best ass. 2013-02-25 04:43:24 UTC1343
- Wow, you can hold your beer. Now I'm in love. 2013-02-26 07:30:08 UTC914
- Avoiding relationships. Skill level: NON-EXISTENT. 2013-02-28 20:16:37 UTC1421
- Letter? Screw that, RUN! 2013-02-28 23:20:39 UTC1185
- I feel like I just punched a Xenomorph. Hey, are these the Caustic Caverns? 2013-03-01 20:36:53 UTC956
- Well, we made it to the Throne Room. Wait, how in the fu- 2013-03-02 11:35:31 UTC1065
- I suppose this is awkward? Either way, I'm here for a few days. 2013-03-02 23:39:53 UTC1029
- Dinner invitation, or an excuse to troll the shit out of us? 2013-03-03 02:37:00 UTC970
- Trollestia, still don't like you. 2013-03-03 13:27:34 UTC661
- Seriously. You guys know I hate Threshers, so you give me Thresher meat? Nice. 2013-03-05 16:18:04 UTC1340
- He's an even bigger twat than the show implied. 2013-03-05 23:03:39 UTC1179
- Why do I always make the worst life debts? 2013-03-06 17:13:54 UTC912
- Oh, the Clint Eastwood puns shall be made. Many. Shall. Be. Made. Punk. 2013-03-09 00:39:15 UTC818
- Not even going to make the Markus pun. Those come later. 2013-03-10 21:10:46 UTC1367
- No guns? What the hell kind of western town is this?! 2013-03-12 23:26:29 UTC1013
- I should not be allowed out of town. Ever. 2013-03-14 18:39:14 UTC643
- .Why are we discussing this? 2013-03-17 20:40:24 UTC1122
- Buffalos...bloody big'ead pikeys...flamin' jarate the lot of 'em, I say... 2013-03-20 21:23:00 UTC1109
- JARATE THE COWS! 2013-03-25 01:24:29 UTC920
- Oh god, the restless night. 2013-03-31 23:45:24 UTC1016
- So many Copyright Breaches! 2013-04-01 16:47:56 UTC1210
- Thunder Mustang says: Explosioooooooons. 2013-04-02 19:04:58 UTC1399
- Great. Now I'm half blind. You guys are crap doctors. 2013-04-03 14:13:30 UTC958
- Later, during THE END OF EQUESTRIA AS WE FUCKING KNOW IT... 2013-04-03 21:02:52 UTC1583
- Poker Night at the Library...LIKE SNAKE BOXER SIX! 2013-04-04 11:15:58 UTC1050
- Endgame...maybe. 2013-04-05 00:00:04 UTC1724
- The plot thickens exponentially. Or some other fancy word shit. 2013-04-05 13:36:12 UTC1058
- Yes, I nearly killed myself. Apology hug? 2013-04-05 17:11:38 UTC1491
- Yes, it happened, shut up. Before I start gloating about it, at least. 2013-04-05 19:49:10 UTC807
- At the Gala, gonna make innuendo, at the Grand Galloping Galaaaaaaa!~~ 2013-04-05 23:02:36 UTC1547
- Of course I couldn't stop it from happening...bollocks, and bollocks again. 2013-04-07 00:30:09 UTC1443
- ...and you found this in a forest? Woooow. 2013-04-08 00:27:57 UTC1400
- To adventure! And a crusade against a god-like being who has an army of followers that can probably kill us! HUZZAH! 2013-04-09 21:21:44 UTC1310
- Just casually walk in on a high-stakes poker game, no big deal. 2013-04-11 23:44:15 UTC1015
- Seriously, another one of Discord's plans backfires? Clone of me? Really? What the hell kind of shitstorm has he planned?! 2013-04-14 21:07:27 UTC977
- Gathering da crew. Or something, I don't know. 2013-04-16 20:54:03 UTC686
- Right then. I'm here to teach you all a new sport. I call it: Shit-Wading. 2013-04-17 16:03:01 UTC808
- TELEFON MAZT! No, hold on, it's just a stupid tree. Never mind. 2013-04-18 19:10:26 UTC1181
- Hudda hudda, mudda-fudda. 2013-04-19 23:32:15 UTC813
- THA BATUL UF DA CENCHUREE. Or something. 2013-04-21 00:23:45 UTC1194
- Eclipse. That's all you need to know. 2013-04-25 21:58:29 UTC897
- Night Flight Fight...Bite...um...tripe. Yes. Tripe. 2013-04-28 00:36:57 UTC1083
- -Insert Army of Darkness reference here- 2013-04-29 17:24:19 UTC1124
- Ornamentality. Or some word like that, I think I made that one up, to be honest... 2013-05-02 18:26:38 UTC953
- What this story needs is a custom image. 2013-05-05 22:58:19 UTC1479
- New job. Cloud-patrol is for ponies with functioning wings. 2013-05-06 21:23:32 UTC1936
- Ok, just imagine the Assassin's Creed 3 theme playing here...or something. Yeah, do that. 2013-05-08 20:06:31 UTC2099
- IT BEGIIIIIINS 2013-05-08 23:06:15 UTC1015
- Now class, for your homework... 2013-05-12 15:29:57 UTC2139
- -insert entire song and dance about how much I bloody hate trains here- 2013-05-14 21:27:35 UTC946
- Off we go. Yes, that includes you. You, the reader. Come on, you lazy sods. 2013-05-22 22:06:23 UTC1449
- You have been gifted: Thunder's Tooth Kicker. 2013-05-23 21:56:31 UTC1053
- Ack, the bitter taste of reunion. 2013-05-30 00:43:05 UTC1230
- SHOOT MEH, MUTHAFUKAAAAA. 2013-05-31 15:33:37 UTC1667
- My marefriend's a SPAH! 2013-06-02 23:28:07 UTC1063
- Oh shit, this is like...what's it called again? I can't remember... 2013-06-03 00:13:03 UTC823
- Double the flanks! 2013-06-04 00:17:05 UTC1286
- Well, Imma go do my job nao. 2013-06-11 22:20:53 UTC1857
- Oh, the things you miss when zoomed in with a Sniper Rifle. 2013-06-24 22:00:57 UTC1491
- I never asked for this. 2013-06-28 23:32:35 UTC960
- Yeah, RIP. 2013-06-30 21:27:41 UTC1539
- A quick trip home to collect a major part of my personality, and... 2013-07-03 19:59:17 UTC1733
- Meet the Doktor Schadenfreude. I'm serious, that's his name. 2013-07-04 21:31:32 UTC1965
- I don't like weddings much, but WATCH THIS, THIS IS BLOODY AWESOME. 2013-07-08 22:01:13 UTC1747
- Almost comedy, because I get my shit slapped repeatedly. 2013-07-11 11:32:38 UTC1385
- Best. Wedding. Ever. 2013-07-18 22:10:55 UTC2084
- Is like Left 4 Dead. But is no helicopter to come pick tiny baby Changelings up. Are stuck with me. I kill. 2013-07-24 00:40:08 UTC1394
- Stuff happened before this that I can't write because of a lack of a Gore tag. 2013-07-26 01:43:06 UTC1159
- dun blink. k, is easy. 2013-08-15 10:09:52 UTC1111
- Medic is so fun. Except he hoards BAWXES 2013-08-17 01:00:45 UTC1330
- Lüt Fest. Free hats for wedding, very nice. 2013-08-19 23:43:58 UTC1580
- Me bottle o' scrumpeh! 2013-08-20 23:59:26 UTC1756
- Most awkward conversation with an adorable mare. 2013-08-21 22:51:06 UTC932
- Music, and Ghandi nuking my brother. 2013-08-23 20:44:19 UTC1117
- Thunderpan, because this chapter's totally not here to fill space. 2013-08-25 00:37:07 UTC901
- Chapter 100, and a few thousand words. 2013-08-30 00:45:54 UTC2250
- I'M BATTHUNDER 2013-09-08 19:56:13 UTC1183
- I told you Nightmare was a good mare. 2013-09-09 19:58:16 UTC1463
- Dis super-serious chapter. 2013-09-11 20:15:49 UTC2070
- Side-Story; I am now concerned about everythin-ohhh, dat flank. 2013-09-15 01:03:08 UTC1442
- Medic is old. 2013-09-18 20:25:48 UTC1112
- This is gravely concerning. I'm deadly serious. 2013-09-20 22:50:46 UTC1830
- Stupid Open-Door Brain. 2013-09-23 20:37:56 UTC1088
- Le Sexy Tiem With Teh Thunder 2013-09-25 20:49:12 UTC1397
- Fucking teachers...fucking lack of getting strikes over pensions... 2013-09-30 21:01:13 UTC1095
- THIS IS APPARENTLY WORTHY OF MY TIME AS AN ASSASSIN 2013-10-03 19:57:29 UTC1558
- 2tired4u 2013-10-13 10:38:07 UTC1075
- Thunder Cronauer 2013-10-14 18:53:13 UTC1115
- Words cannot express my severe dislike for doors and fucking stairs. 2013-10-19 23:14:13 UTC842
- I'm gonna carve you. huehuehuehuehue 2013-10-24 23:32:12 UTC2341
- SPOOKEH BAWXES! 2013-10-31 01:21:59 UTC1503
- Piss. 2013-11-03 03:35:35 UTC1281
- NEMESIS. YOU...! 2013-11-05 22:04:59 UTC1905
- I have no business. I'm moderately poor, actually. 2013-11-07 20:36:21 UTC1481
- An Actually Interesting Discussion 2013-11-10 02:08:47 UTC1152
- Спойлер: гром есть план для борьбы с Блюблад, и оно включает умирает. 2013-11-14 22:20:11 UTC955
- ZE PREPARATIONS 2013-11-17 00:22:00 UTC1087
- The Last...Dinner? I'm not weird, I have breakfast, lunch, and dinner. None of this 'supper' business, thank-you-very-much. 2013-11-18 01:08:43 UTC1685
- Freaks on Freaks 2013-11-24 23:02:31 UTC3188
- Thunder vs Tabloids 2013-12-01 23:45:38 UTC1266
- My First West-End Graded Musical Number 2013-12-07 00:45:53 UTC1183
- Thus begins my reign of internet terror. 2013-12-18 07:04:26 UTC1075
- FREEDOM FER SCOOTLAND! 2013-12-25 01:39:40 UTC1041
- Sneaking from the Shnoo-Shnoo. With a few hundred others. 2014-01-01 02:48:23 UTC1599
- Alright, LEZ GO! 2014-01-05 23:08:13 UTC2433
- Raiders of the Knicker Drawer 2014-01-12 22:01:11 UTC1609
- Our Knowledge has made us Cynical, our Cleverness hard and Unkind. 2014-01-20 21:26:39 UTC1326
- I must axe you a question, but I was planning to hack the Letter of Demands apart later. 2014-01-27 23:27:35 UTC1021
- It can't happen again. 2014-02-01 22:53:46 UTC1168
- Awful Zombie Apocalypse 2014-02-20 02:55:38 UTC1141
- How about I slap you with an entrenching tool? 2014-03-19 07:14:51 UTC1509
- Ace of Fours. Divided by two, and subtract, like, three. 2014-04-06 20:10:59 UTC851
- Eleven. 2014-07-02 20:31:31 UTC896
- epic gamer moment 2018-10-22 19:45:32 UTC536