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I told you to go right

by Okhlahoma Beat-Down
My friends and I get lost, then end up in Equestria. Awooga, Awooga, bad story alert!

Being the adventurous people we are, my friends and I go for a walk in the Great Park. What we DON'T expect is to end up in the Everfree Forest, before being locked out of our dimension. However, when we actually do reach civilization after much Bear Grylls stuff is done -coughpisscough-, our lives get worse.

I got bored one day...decided to write this...meh... Sex tag for excessive innuendo, Teen for unnecessary swears. I wrote this because I got bored once, so don't expect anything awesome. Awesomely CRAP, maybe.

Y'all have fun now.

Teen
Incomplete
Comedy
Random
Adventure
Sex
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
Romance
 
PPTMO

183197 words: Estimated about 15 hours to read

138 Chapters:

  1. Lost lives, or new ones? 2013-01-21 22:26:43 UTC
    2314
  2. Oh dear bejeezus. We arrive now, of all times... 2013-01-21 22:26:01 UTC
    2309
  3. Insulting a Corrupt Monarch 2013-01-23 18:01:43 UTC
    2090
  4. I'm right again. But we should go left. Still right, though. 2013-01-23 23:31:06 UTC
    2054
  5. On the road again... 2013-01-24 21:42:00 UTC
    1761
  6. It looks easier in Far Cry 3 because you know what to do. 2013-01-27 02:41:38 UTC
    1782
  7. Almost there...just over this ancient rope bridge that can clearly support our weight... 2013-01-30 19:12:54 UTC
    1638
  8. Oooh, Kinky Cuffs. 2013-01-30 23:15:35 UTC
    1945
  9. Where can six guys live in peace? Nowhere. Probably. Anyway, drinking games! 2013-02-15 09:52:40 UTC
    1699
  10. A house? What? Why would we need th-ooooh, it's a bit chilly. 2013-02-16 12:49:50 UTC
    997
  11. Mental note: I need a holiday. Maybe to Gryphonia. 2013-02-16 19:51:41 UTC
    1177
  12. Escape the crowds! Dangerous. More fun than Vault Hunting, though... 2013-02-18 12:25:56 UTC
    1277
  13. Screw it: Talk in Haikus to them to calm them down! 2013-02-18 23:42:12 UTC
    1001
  14. I guess I'm sleeping outside...? 2013-02-19 00:57:40 UTC
    865
  15. Oh god, not you... 2013-02-20 00:14:06 UTC
    1276
  16. The cure for a female voice is WHAT?!? 2013-02-20 14:00:44 UTC
    863
  17. I will no longer be trusting Twilight's tea. 2013-02-21 01:50:38 UTC
    1045
  18. A Minor incursion...and hopefully no 'Invincible' version to come. I hate Pyro Pete. 2013-02-22 00:00:54 UTC
    1699
  19. Lunarape and Applejack in the morning. Makes sense. 2013-02-22 10:53:16 UTC
    1241
  20. Rarity? Kidnapped? Somepony call Liam Neeson! 2013-02-22 22:16:28 UTC
    874
  21. Massive tunnels? Terramorphus. 2013-02-23 01:12:23 UTC
    871
  22. I'm sorry, but I am the demon god. You are my bitch. Now get these dogs off our backs. 2013-02-23 23:22:44 UTC
    1271
  23. This chapter will probably kill the story. Have fun! 2013-02-24 19:33:35 UTC
    1746
  24. It is not a date; this is merely a meeting that may or may not result in intercourse with one of the sexiest ponies alive. 2013-02-25 02:01:43 UTC
    1730
  25. The most interesting pony alive...and she has the best ass. 2013-02-25 04:43:24 UTC
    1343
  26. Wow, you can hold your beer. Now I'm in love. 2013-02-26 07:30:08 UTC
    914
  27. Avoiding relationships. Skill level: NON-EXISTENT. 2013-02-28 20:16:37 UTC
    1421
  28. Letter? Screw that, RUN! 2013-02-28 23:20:39 UTC
    1185
  29. I feel like I just punched a Xenomorph. Hey, are these the Caustic Caverns? 2013-03-01 20:36:53 UTC
    956
  30. Well, we made it to the Throne Room. Wait, how in the fu- 2013-03-02 11:35:31 UTC
    1065
  31. I suppose this is awkward? Either way, I'm here for a few days. 2013-03-02 23:39:53 UTC
    1029
  32. Dinner invitation, or an excuse to troll the shit out of us? 2013-03-03 02:37:00 UTC
    970
  33. Trollestia, still don't like you. 2013-03-03 13:27:34 UTC
    661
  34. Seriously. You guys know I hate Threshers, so you give me Thresher meat? Nice. 2013-03-05 16:18:04 UTC
    1340
  35. He's an even bigger twat than the show implied. 2013-03-05 23:03:39 UTC
    1179
  36. Why do I always make the worst life debts? 2013-03-06 17:13:54 UTC
    912
  37. Oh, the Clint Eastwood puns shall be made. Many. Shall. Be. Made. Punk. 2013-03-09 00:39:15 UTC
    818
  38. Not even going to make the Markus pun. Those come later. 2013-03-10 21:10:46 UTC
    1367
  39. No guns? What the hell kind of western town is this?! 2013-03-12 23:26:29 UTC
    1013
  40. I should not be allowed out of town. Ever. 2013-03-14 18:39:14 UTC
    643
  41. .Why are we discussing this? 2013-03-17 20:40:24 UTC
    1122
  42. Buffalos...bloody big'ead pikeys...flamin' jarate the lot of 'em, I say... 2013-03-20 21:23:00 UTC
    1109
  43. JARATE THE COWS! 2013-03-25 01:24:29 UTC
    920
  44. Oh god, the restless night. 2013-03-31 23:45:24 UTC
    1016
  45. So many Copyright Breaches! 2013-04-01 16:47:56 UTC
    1210
  46. Thunder Mustang says: Explosioooooooons. 2013-04-02 19:04:58 UTC
    1399
  47. Great. Now I'm half blind. You guys are crap doctors. 2013-04-03 14:13:30 UTC
    958
  48. Later, during THE END OF EQUESTRIA AS WE FUCKING KNOW IT... 2013-04-03 21:02:52 UTC
    1583
  49. Poker Night at the Library...LIKE SNAKE BOXER SIX! 2013-04-04 11:15:58 UTC
    1050
  50. Endgame...maybe. 2013-04-05 00:00:04 UTC
    1724
  51. The plot thickens exponentially. Or some other fancy word shit. 2013-04-05 13:36:12 UTC
    1058
  52. Yes, I nearly killed myself. Apology hug? 2013-04-05 17:11:38 UTC
    1491
  53. Yes, it happened, shut up. Before I start gloating about it, at least. 2013-04-05 19:49:10 UTC
    807
  54. At the Gala, gonna make innuendo, at the Grand Galloping Galaaaaaaa!~~ 2013-04-05 23:02:36 UTC
    1547
  55. Of course I couldn't stop it from happening...bollocks, and bollocks again. 2013-04-07 00:30:09 UTC
    1443
  56. ...and you found this in a forest? Woooow. 2013-04-08 00:27:57 UTC
    1400
  57. To adventure! And a crusade against a god-like being who has an army of followers that can probably kill us! HUZZAH! 2013-04-09 21:21:44 UTC
    1310
  58. Just casually walk in on a high-stakes poker game, no big deal. 2013-04-11 23:44:15 UTC
    1015
  59. Seriously, another one of Discord's plans backfires? Clone of me? Really? What the hell kind of shitstorm has he planned?! 2013-04-14 21:07:27 UTC
    977
  60. Gathering da crew. Or something, I don't know. 2013-04-16 20:54:03 UTC
    686
  61. Right then. I'm here to teach you all a new sport. I call it: Shit-Wading. 2013-04-17 16:03:01 UTC
    808
  62. TELEFON MAZT! No, hold on, it's just a stupid tree. Never mind. 2013-04-18 19:10:26 UTC
    1181
  63. Hudda hudda, mudda-fudda. 2013-04-19 23:32:15 UTC
    813
  64. THA BATUL UF DA CENCHUREE. Or something. 2013-04-21 00:23:45 UTC
    1194
  65. Eclipse. That's all you need to know. 2013-04-25 21:58:29 UTC
    897
  66. Night Flight Fight...Bite...um...tripe. Yes. Tripe. 2013-04-28 00:36:57 UTC
    1083
  67. -Insert Army of Darkness reference here- 2013-04-29 17:24:19 UTC
    1124
  68. Ornamentality. Or some word like that, I think I made that one up, to be honest... 2013-05-02 18:26:38 UTC
    953
  69. What this story needs is a custom image. 2013-05-05 22:58:19 UTC
    1479
  70. New job. Cloud-patrol is for ponies with functioning wings. 2013-05-06 21:23:32 UTC
    1936
  71. Ok, just imagine the Assassin's Creed 3 theme playing here...or something. Yeah, do that. 2013-05-08 20:06:31 UTC
    2099
  72. IT BEGIIIIIINS 2013-05-08 23:06:15 UTC
    1015
  73. Now class, for your homework... 2013-05-12 15:29:57 UTC
    2139
  74. -insert entire song and dance about how much I bloody hate trains here- 2013-05-14 21:27:35 UTC
    946
  75. Off we go. Yes, that includes you. You, the reader. Come on, you lazy sods. 2013-05-22 22:06:23 UTC
    1449
  76. You have been gifted: Thunder's Tooth Kicker. 2013-05-23 21:56:31 UTC
    1053
  77. Ack, the bitter taste of reunion. 2013-05-30 00:43:05 UTC
    1230
  78. SHOOT MEH, MUTHAFUKAAAAA. 2013-05-31 15:33:37 UTC
    1667
  79. My marefriend's a SPAH! 2013-06-02 23:28:07 UTC
    1063
  80. Oh shit, this is like...what's it called again? I can't remember... 2013-06-03 00:13:03 UTC
    823
  81. Double the flanks! 2013-06-04 00:17:05 UTC
    1286
  82. Well, Imma go do my job nao. 2013-06-11 22:20:53 UTC
    1857
  83. Oh, the things you miss when zoomed in with a Sniper Rifle. 2013-06-24 22:00:57 UTC
    1491
  84. I never asked for this. 2013-06-28 23:32:35 UTC
    960
  85. Yeah, RIP. 2013-06-30 21:27:41 UTC
    1539
  86. A quick trip home to collect a major part of my personality, and... 2013-07-03 19:59:17 UTC
    1733
  87. Meet the Doktor Schadenfreude. I'm serious, that's his name. 2013-07-04 21:31:32 UTC
    1965
  88. I don't like weddings much, but WATCH THIS, THIS IS BLOODY AWESOME. 2013-07-08 22:01:13 UTC
    1747
  89. Almost comedy, because I get my shit slapped repeatedly. 2013-07-11 11:32:38 UTC
    1385
  90. Best. Wedding. Ever. 2013-07-18 22:10:55 UTC
    2084
  91. Is like Left 4 Dead. But is no helicopter to come pick tiny baby Changelings up. Are stuck with me. I kill. 2013-07-24 00:40:08 UTC
    1394
  92. Stuff happened before this that I can't write because of a lack of a Gore tag. 2013-07-26 01:43:06 UTC
    1159
  93. dun blink. k, is easy. 2013-08-15 10:09:52 UTC
    1111
  94. Medic is so fun. Except he hoards BAWXES 2013-08-17 01:00:45 UTC
    1330
  95. Lüt Fest. Free hats for wedding, very nice. 2013-08-19 23:43:58 UTC
    1580
  96. Me bottle o' scrumpeh! 2013-08-20 23:59:26 UTC
    1756
  97. Most awkward conversation with an adorable mare. 2013-08-21 22:51:06 UTC
    932
  98. Music, and Ghandi nuking my brother. 2013-08-23 20:44:19 UTC
    1117
  99. Thunderpan, because this chapter's totally not here to fill space. 2013-08-25 00:37:07 UTC
    901
  100. Chapter 100, and a few thousand words. 2013-08-30 00:45:54 UTC
    2250
  101. I'M BATTHUNDER 2013-09-08 19:56:13 UTC
    1183
  102. I told you Nightmare was a good mare. 2013-09-09 19:58:16 UTC
    1463
  103. Dis super-serious chapter. 2013-09-11 20:15:49 UTC
    2070
  104. Side-Story; I am now concerned about everythin-ohhh, dat flank. 2013-09-15 01:03:08 UTC
    1442
  105. Medic is old. 2013-09-18 20:25:48 UTC
    1112
  106. This is gravely concerning. I'm deadly serious. 2013-09-20 22:50:46 UTC
    1830
  107. Stupid Open-Door Brain. 2013-09-23 20:37:56 UTC
    1088
  108. Le Sexy Tiem With Teh Thunder 2013-09-25 20:49:12 UTC
    1397
  109. Fucking teachers...fucking lack of getting strikes over pensions... 2013-09-30 21:01:13 UTC
    1095
  110. THIS IS APPARENTLY WORTHY OF MY TIME AS AN ASSASSIN 2013-10-03 19:57:29 UTC
    1558
  111. 2tired4u 2013-10-13 10:38:07 UTC
    1075
  112. Thunder Cronauer 2013-10-14 18:53:13 UTC
    1115
  113. Words cannot express my severe dislike for doors and fucking stairs. 2013-10-19 23:14:13 UTC
    842
  114. I'm gonna carve you. huehuehuehuehue 2013-10-24 23:32:12 UTC
    2341
  115. SPOOKEH BAWXES! 2013-10-31 01:21:59 UTC
    1503
  116. Piss. 2013-11-03 03:35:35 UTC
    1281
  117. NEMESIS. YOU...! 2013-11-05 22:04:59 UTC
    1905
  118. I have no business. I'm moderately poor, actually. 2013-11-07 20:36:21 UTC
    1481
  119. An Actually Interesting Discussion 2013-11-10 02:08:47 UTC
    1152
  120. Спойлер: гром есть план для борьбы с Блюблад, и оно включает умирает. 2013-11-14 22:20:11 UTC
    955
  121. ZE PREPARATIONS 2013-11-17 00:22:00 UTC
    1087
  122. The Last...Dinner? I'm not weird, I have breakfast, lunch, and dinner. None of this 'supper' business, thank-you-very-much. 2013-11-18 01:08:43 UTC
    1685
  123. Freaks on Freaks 2013-11-24 23:02:31 UTC
    3188
  124. Thunder vs Tabloids 2013-12-01 23:45:38 UTC
    1266
  125. My First West-End Graded Musical Number 2013-12-07 00:45:53 UTC
    1183
  126. Thus begins my reign of internet terror. 2013-12-18 07:04:26 UTC
    1075
  127. FREEDOM FER SCOOTLAND! 2013-12-25 01:39:40 UTC
    1041
  128. Sneaking from the Shnoo-Shnoo. With a few hundred others. 2014-01-01 02:48:23 UTC
    1599
  129. Alright, LEZ GO! 2014-01-05 23:08:13 UTC
    2433
  130. Raiders of the Knicker Drawer 2014-01-12 22:01:11 UTC
    1609
  131. Our Knowledge has made us Cynical, our Cleverness hard and Unkind. 2014-01-20 21:26:39 UTC
    1326
  132. I must axe you a question, but I was planning to hack the Letter of Demands apart later. 2014-01-27 23:27:35 UTC
    1021
  133. It can't happen again. 2014-02-01 22:53:46 UTC
    1168
  134. Awful Zombie Apocalypse 2014-02-20 02:55:38 UTC
    1141
  135. How about I slap you with an entrenching tool? 2014-03-19 07:14:51 UTC
    1509
  136. Ace of Fours. Divided by two, and subtract, like, three. 2014-04-06 20:10:59 UTC
    851
  137. Eleven. 2014-07-02 20:31:31 UTC
    896
  138. epic gamer moment 2018-10-22 19:45:32 UTC
    536