Batmare and the foal wonder!

A dark figure melted into being on top of the tallest building in Trotham. Rain soaked the dreary city night like the tears of a scorned lover. As the figure gazed out upon the dismal scene a lone, barely audible scream pierced the hiss of the shower.

“The city screams for me…” a dark feminine voice enunciated, “and I must scream back.”

A small, brightly clad (in a target motif), and even more brightly lit figure trotted up to the side of the dark mare.

“Gee, pwincess, I don’t see how screamin’s gonna help anypony.”

Luna stared at her oblivious, and festively lit, companion in contempt.

“It’s ‘Batmare’.  I have to protect my identity, Pipsqueak, there are all kinds of bad ponies out there!”

“But what about my identity, Pri- Batmare?”

“Everypony knows screaming scares villains, especially when it’s not coming from their victims. That old chum, is why I should, neigh, must scream to the night!”

“But if the bad ponies know who I am they’ll-“

“AWWAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!” Batmare screamed as she launched herself from the rooftop, quickly flying in the general direction of the suspect noise.

Pipsqueak sighed as he lifted his right hoof and took careful aim at his favorite princess.

‘BLAM’; A grappling hook shot out and latched on to Batmares’ rear hoof. The line suddenly went taut and yanked the diminutive sidekick into the night sky. He really didn’t mind being dragged along everywhere, she really was his favorite, he just wished she wouldn’t forget he was there, especially during the landings.

Coming soon to a fanfic near you…

BATMARE!(And Pipsqueak the foal wonder!)