Batmare and the foal wonder!

Edit: Play the song 'Bohemian Rhapsody' by Queen while reading for best results.

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsZb99ITkvI

Lines written together happen simultaneously.

Lines written together happen simultaneously.

Lines written apart

happen in sequence.

Black text is narration.

Brown text is Pipsqueak.

Blue text is Batmare, Poison Joke and Horseplay. And later Jokemare.

Purple text is Batmare.

Pink text is Jokemare.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality

Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,

ooooooooooooooo, poooor booooy                      

Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low,

Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me,  to me

oooooo the wind blows                                                    

Mama, I just killed a mare, Put a gun against her head, pulled my trigger now she's dead

Mama... life had just begun, But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Mamaaaaa oooh, Didn't mean to make you cry,

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Two guards walk into the room, and slowly approach Pipsqueak, as if to arrest him.

Too late, my time has come, Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time

Goodbye, everypony, I've got to go, Got to leave you all behind and face the truth

Mamaaaaa oooh, I don't want to die, I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

Any way the wind blows                                                                                              

During the guitar solo, everypony raises a hoof and starts to headbang vigorously. Unseen by Pip, Jokemare gets up and joins the back up singers.

I see a little silhouetto of a foal, Scaramouche! Scaramouche! will you do the Fandango?!

Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me!

Galileo, Galileo

Galileo, Galileo

Galileo, Figaro - magnifico

Galileo, Figaro                      

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me

He's just a poor boy from a poor family, Spare him his life from this monstrosity!

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go Bismilah! No, we will not let you go

(Let him go!) Bismilah! We will not let you go (Let him go!) Bismilah! We will not let you go

(Let me go) Will not let you go (Let me go)(Never) Never let you go

(Let me go) Never let you go (Let me go) Ah No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye?!?! So you think you can love me and leave me to die?!?!

Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby, Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!

During the guitar solo, the guard ponies slowly start to escort Pipsqueak out of the room, the rest follow.

Nothing really matters, anypony can see, nothing really matters, nothing really matters

to meee...

Any way the wind blows...

fin.