Chapters "Okay Guys, i'm gonna play some anime for you! Get this!" Trevor half-screamed to his 3 friends that were sitting on the couch, staring blankly at the TV that was about to produce something crappy. Brandon was not really the one for anime. He thought is was some Japanese crap and wierd ass voices.
"Oh come on! Trev, dude, can we watch something else! ANYTHING is better than this! I mean that too, anime is craptacular!" Brandon exclaimed throughout the household. Thankfully there was noone present other than the few friends.
"Anything you say... Well okay! lets watch some My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic!" Brandon could not take in what he was hearing. His friend, that he knew for how many years now, 6? LIKED My Little Pony!
"Okay man, im feurious, i object to watching that involves fricken' ponies! How do you like that man! It's a show about ponies that waddle around sayin how they are going to talk about some god damn friendship! Seriously dude!"...This got some mixed expressions coming from his friend, who sat on the couch, having both sad and anger on his face.
"Well then, I fell like forcing yo uto watch! Then we can play Skyrim or Saints Row the Third or something! How 'bout that, hmmm? Only one episode okay?" He asked, getting excited looks from his friends. Of course though, they were only happy about playing the XBOX 360 with him.
"Ya know what? Ur on! I'll watch the show, but we're playing Borderlands 2!" Brando replied, obviously fed up with the situation that was being forced apon him.
"Aww hell naww'" Ian spoke up, " I can't watch twenty-two minutes of that, im outta here. See ya guys, good sleep over thoough", was all he said before he left.
"Alright, shall we begin? Now then, Brandon and Ethan, the Ep. that i am going to show to you, may reveal some spoilers, but will most definitly bring you both into the herd. The episode is 'Season 2 Episode 26'. Okay, now that i think of it, it WILL reveal spoilers, but who da hey cares? Let's go bro's" Was what he said before using the Kinect to voice activate the show.
As the intro played, Brandon was laughing his ass of when what he was guessing, was the main characters going through there elements!
"Pff, shit man, 'Sharing kindness, is an easy fee,' HA! This is so not what you decribed of this 'awesome show'. When does the good part happed? I'm getting bored?"
"Here, im skipping the intro because im 'kind'" Trevor laughed at his own joke,"Okay? let's skip to the part where they 6 are battling the changelings!" Trev announced before resuming the show.
After the fight scene where Twilight and her friends fought the Changelings, Brandon was actually intreuged in this phenominon. Where that part where Pinkie Pie used Twilight Sparkle as a cannon with her magic, Brandon could not handle his insides, burning from holding in the laughter! Shit! I can't become a part in this 'herd'! I shouldn't like ponies! He thought as he watched the rest of the show amazed.
"...another, please.." Was spoken from his mouth very shy-like, similar to the voice of Fluttershy.
"What was that Brony Brandon?" Trev0r said in amazed yet controlled shock
"PLAY ANOTHER! DAT SHOW IS AWESOME! Dude, this is so not what people think of this show! There actually is action in it! Hey, Ethan, do you like it?" Brony Brandon asked
"Yeah, i actually do..Shit!"He proclaimed as he looked at his watch and noticed it was 3:01, he was supposed to be home at 3... yeah, he has strict army Parents, but, day cool."See ya soon Bro's! Gotta Run!" He said before placing the bike helmet on his head and sped up the road on his bike.
"Well, now that that is taken care of, i believe i heard you mention you wanted to watch more Ponehs?"
"'Buck yeah, dude" Was his response.
They continued to watch on and on through untill he had to go home for it was a school night. Oh how he hated school. (Note, im 13, Brandon and Trev are Seniors in High School) He was always bullied for his looks. Not what he was inside. He was not really set on the 'popular' section, but was in the middle. His looks were from his father, who he has never really talked to since the divorce with his mother.
When Brandon got home, all he could think about was MLP. Dammit Trevor! Why's you get me sucked into this! I can't stop thinkin' about it! He thought as he fished his laptop out of his bag and watched the rest of the seasons of FiM untill about, three in the morning. That was when he turned himselt in the the comfortable fibers of his soft, queen sized bed.
RING
RING
RING
"AHH you fahking clock! Shut da fuck up!" Brandon said as he climbed out of bed, immediatly regretting it as his head started to pound feuriously. "AHH! Jeez! Mom my god damn head hurts! Feels like my brain freakin' grew!" He thought for a few seconds about what this meant. Ohh, maybe i can get her to let me stay home for the day." I think i have a fever..." He said, acting horribly slong with it.
"Alright ya little faker, lemme see." After checking his temp,"...well, you have a temp of 99.7, but that does not mean you cannot go to school today Brandon."
He could only mutter a grunt in response.
"Get ready, school starts in 30 minutes!" His mom yelled.
On the ride to school in his Dodge Viper, (Yeah, he is rich) he began to wonder why he got that excruciatingly bad headache. He had done nothing wrong to make it happen.
"Shiche, i think the headaches coming back! Ahh shit man!" He screamned in pure pain when the heart beats had gone to his head. "...Bran...n...I am Prince...Cele...a..."
"Ah man what was that?! Holy crap, that voice sounded familiar. Who was that?" He asked before calling Trevor. A few times it rang before he answered his iPhone.
"Yo dude, I think i know why you are calling me." Was what he said right when he answered.
"Headaches and the familiar voice!" They both said in unision.
"I heard it when i was pouring milk for my cereal! I spliied the whole gallon on the floor!"
"Listen dude, that voice was way too weird, too familiar. I think im turning around to go home-"
"Wait!" Trevor said," I think i see you're Viper, honk twice if its you"
Beep Bep
"Yeah it's you alright. Lets pull over and talk about this" Was the last they said untill they pulled over.
Getting out of their cars, Brandon was the first to break the ice." Da fuck man! Where was that voice from!"
"I don't know, but we need to rule out the possibilities. Was is kind of, you know, mumbled? Like paused between words?" Said Trevor.
"Yeah, what did you hear through your message?" Brandon asked
"Well, i heard 'Trev', 'i am', and a wierd thing, 'tia'. Oh, and also 'ess"
Brandon thought about what his friend said long and hard before he came up to a conclusion.
"I heard a part of my name, also prince in mine." He thought a few more seconds." You know what's crazy?" He asked
"What is i- wait, is it what i think it is?"
"Trevor, are you a true brony? Like a die-hard one?"
"Eeeyup" Was his responce which made Brandon chuckle.
" I think i know what that message was. Think about it! I heard prince, you heard cess, put two and two together and boom! You got princess. Also, I had heard cele and you had also heard ess and tia! Call me crazy but, i come up with Princess Celestia! I think im nuts!" Brandon Exclaimed.
"Yeah! We also heard i and am in both messages! If we heard correctly, i think we got 'I am Princess Celestia'!! Dude! Was she actually tyring to talk to us?!"
"No clue, all we can do is wait." Was His response
After the resent turn of events, Brandon and Trevor possibly decoded a message from the one and only, Princess Celestia, decided to go on the DL for the day. Throughout classes, they sat together, and only together. Reminising on what the message may have meant.
"...I don't know man, why do you think she would contact us? I mean, i know we have all kind af SWAG, but still why us?" Brandon asked as though he was quite conserned.
"I don't know and do not really care. OKAY, my MIND is goin' crazy man! You know how in all the fictions on the interwebs about MLP!" Trevor asked, thinking he was getting somewhere.
"Yeah, what's that got to do with anything?"
"Well, in alot of them, humanz are sent to Equestria either by wishing apon it, or arriving by Celestia themselves, therefore, by what is on the web, and what we just heard this morning, that may be a possibility of what can happen. If she decides to talk to us more, we need to be aware at all times. Suspect anything. Maybe she want's us there for some reason?"(You don't know how right you are, kid.)
"Possible. I do, however, do not think the next messages will be always in our mind. Maybe she knows that IT was not received correctly?"Brandon questioned
A few kids walked by their table.
"Wassup, pony fags?" Said the ring leader of the group, preferably, by as of Brandon and Trev, was known as Dickhead.
Both Brandon and Trev both silently cursed to them selves.
"What's it to you?"
"Not much, you know, couldn't help but overhearing you're conversation of something about 'Celestia'. Has to be something about that fag-"
"Enough!" Dickhead was cut off short by the math teacher. If you asked Brandon, he would most certainly say that he tends to gert into other peoples buisiness most of the time. Which he did.
They both hated how they got picked on, in and out of class, about how they liked MLP. They had tried to axplain, but made fools of themselves. Soon after, they just got sick of it and brushed the pests off with a single 'fuck you'. It still got to them though.
Class ended with a single, annoying bell ring which also meant that school ended. As they walked out to their lockers to get ready to drive home, they started talking about what they were going to do.
"So, i think we need to talk after school today. My place or you're place?" Trevor said
"Well, im not to sure my ma will be okay with us driving home and not asking for you to stay for a bit. She also does not answer her phone. She works all the time." Brandon said while walking to their cars.
"Hmm," Trevor began, "My mom does not really mind if you stay, but only if you don't spend the night. We are 16, you know."
"Yeah, alright, we'll talk about the situation when we get home." Brandon replied. That was all they said before getting into their cars and heading towards the interstate.
-Skipping the drive home...-
Brandon and Trevor walked into the house and walked into the hallway.
"Man, remember we were making a blog here dude? With the FlipHD?" Said Brandon
"Yeah, we recorded for like 10 minutes and when we reviewed, the camera was not even on you!"
This brough a few chuckles out of the two.
Trevor brought out a big white board with markers that were the color of the mane 6's mane's. On the top of the board, there was writing which said: STUFF TO TAKL 'BOUT. Of course, on the list, was the incident this morning.
" As i said before, i do not think these messages will be in our mind forever. There can be someway she could be able to communicate?" Said Brandon
Trevor wrote on the board: May not always communicate through mind:
Just then the house phone rand, followed by chitter-chatter of Trev's mom and then she hung up. She came into the room seconds later.
"Hey Brandon, you're mother called, she want's you home in 5 minutes."
"Ahhh, fine, well might get going." He leaned in closer to Trevor. "We will continue this conversation later" He whispered.
"Alright, see you tomorrow dude."
Soon after gathering his things, he walked outside, got his keys, got in his Viper and drove off home.
-In Bed-
Brandon was thrashing about in his bed, letting out small, unchomprehensible murmurs. He was having a dream. One he will never forget. Little did he know, Trevor was also in his bed having the same dream.
"Argh, what the heck is this?" Both trevor and brandon said in unision, still unaware that they were nexto to each other.
"Ahh, finally. Hello Brandon And Hello Trevor." A voice boomed into the small forest-like area they were in.
Both Brandon and Trevor yelped as they heard that very familiar voice. They then noticed each other, forgetting the existence of the voice.
"Holy Shit! Trevor? What the hell are you doing in my dream!?"
"I don't know man! i was going to ask the same thing!"
"Please, please my soon to be loyal subjects" Said the voice, revealing herself
Both Brandon and Trevor looked at each other, quizically "My god, are you, P-p-princess C-celsetia? Brandon asked.
"Why yes, indeed it is. Now, down to buisines. I am fully aware of your world, and of Bronys. Ever since that this fandom started, no brony has ever had the love to it as trevor. Ever for the past few weeks, i have been tyring to contact you through everything" She said
"Umm, is has been only but a few dyas for us. Seems to be both worlds have dif time scales?" Trevor asked.
"Hmm, yes " Continued Celestia "Now i bevieve we are getting off topic? I have been searching for a long time for two who posses the love and tolerence. Ever since Brandon became one, i felt the power of both the L and T and knew i had to speak with you." She said
"What does this have to do with us, you're highness?" Trevor asked.
" As i have said moments ago, i know everything there is to know about your world. Knowing that is has alot of cons about it, and you are both in some known as 'bullying', i decided that is was urgent for you both to take a breather and welcome you into Equestria?"
They both looked at each other in shock and awe. They could not believe what they are hearing.
"Are you fuckin' me? Err, kidden meh princess?" Brandon asked
"Yes however, i am unable to physically transport you into Equestria through dreams, but i found a way via e-mail. A message will show up and you will be able to come to Equestria through it. Now i must bid you farewell. Goodbye."
Before the two could protest, she disappeared in a white glow.
"Holy...crap man" Brandon yawned as he woke up. Trevor did the same. They both could not contact each other, so they waited untill morning to talk about this Great yet saddening event.
Brandon later woke up an hour before he usually does, which is 6 o' clock. After getting himselt together and not having a freak out, he rang Trevor. A few rings had gone by before he answered, he was obviously tired.
"Heloooo?" He asked
"Top of the morning dude, when did you wake up?" Brandon asked with a bit of excitement
"There's the problem, i didn't. I don't think playing Amnesia helped though. Why are you excite-HOLY SHIIT THATS RIGHT!" Trevor screamed, waking his mom up.
"TREVOR! Keep you're voice down! it's 5:01 in the morning.!" She yeled. Trev had also waken up Gavin from his beauty sleep.
"Ahh, dude, i can see your occipied at the moment. Come meet me at my house. Don't bring your stuff. We won't be needing it where we're going" Brandon said
"Alright, see you in a few" Trevor said, hanging up the phone.
Brandon decided to get ready and started up his laptop. He went to his e-mail and found the message that would bring them to Equestria.
His mom was still asleep. Brandon waited for Trevor to pull in the drieway. Seconds later, he heard him pulling in, so he brought his laptop downstairs.
"Hey Trev, you ready for the trip?" Brandon Said.
"Yeah, do you think we'll be able to come back?" Trevor questioned.
Suddenly, a Celestia's voice came through their heads. "In time, you may be able to return home. You may also bring a few of your possessions along with you."
"Woah, but okay?" Brandon exclaimed.
"Okey-dokey-lokey! What are we gonna bring?" Trevor asked
"Holy SHIT! I know exactlly what to bring! The Viper!" Brandon announced with loads of excitement.
"I'll aslo bring alot of gas for her." Said Brandon.
"Bring you're phone and iPod as well. I'll bring a TV or something like that" Said Trevor while they were walking towards Brandon's laptop.
While going to the laptop, Trevor though of what he was going to bring with him.
"Dude, i know exactly what to bring! My laptop! It has games on it incase we get bored."
"Nice man. Now, you ready to have some fun?" Brandon said
"Yeah, let's go have some fun."
Brandon moved the cursor to the e-mail that had the subject of 'Invitation To Happiness'. The screen then had gone black. The two were curiouse to what would happen next, untill they were being sucked into the screen. The two had immense pain when the sucking started.
"WTF IS GOING ON! WHY IS THIS HURTING!"
" I DON'T KNOW! IT FEELS LIKE MY BONES ARE BREAKING!"
Just then, the two friends were sucked into the screen like nothing had happened.
They awoke to them in the air. Falling. To their deaths.
"Oh shit! Were fuckin' falling! What do we do!" Brandon screamed.
Trevor looked at Brandon"Dude you're a pegesus! You can fly! TRY TO FLY!"
Brandon strained his muscles but could not open his wings. After many failed attempts, he finally opened his wings. But there's a catch, he didn't know how to fold them back!
"Anytime now! Were getting closer to the ground!" Trevor screamed.
Brandon swooped up Trevor. Both with horrified looks on their faces as they came closer to the ground.
Brandon tried pulling up with all his might, but only slightly. The would atleast survive the crash. Maybe.
"This is it man! Not even 5 minutes here! You gotta be fuckin' me!" Trevor said.
They began going closer and closer to the tree line. In a matter of seconds, they were crashing in all the branches at 200 MPH. As they cleared the treeline, the nose-dived straight into the ground with a loud THUD.
They were severly injured and only had minutes to be saved.
"Trevor, y-you there m-man?" Brandon asked weakly
"N-n-not for l-long, b-bro" He said while coughing up blood. The two were dying in a puddle of their own blood
"SOMEPONY HELP US! HELP" Brandon said with all the strenght he had left
Trevor then blacked out from the pain, left with a barely alive brandon
-Off in the distance-
"SOMEPONY HELP US! HELP!"Was echoed in Fluttershy's home. She immediatley ran outside to see what the problem was. She only had to trot a few minutes before she saw two ponies lying on the ground. One what it looks to be dead, and one nearly to it.
Fluttershy screamed at the sight. There she saw two strangers, sitting in their own blood with cuts and bruised all over them. She even saw some missplaced bones.
"p-p-please help us please!" wearily said the Pegusus.
She was completely taken aback. She had no idea what to do! All she could think of was go tell her friends. That's what she did. By that time, the pegasus ad blacked out.
Fluttershy began flying as fast as she could to get to Applejack's. Sweet Apple Acres was the closest area.
While still flying, she rammed into the house door and slammed into Applejack.
"Woah! Now calm down sugarcube, ya' hear? What's wrong"Applejack asked.
Fluttershy was at a loss of words. "T-t-two ponies are severely injured at my house! They are bleeding and one looked dead!" She cried.
"What! Y'all need to hurry and get Twilight! A'll see what i can do"
Applejack sprinted to the site of the accident. Within minutes, she had arrived at the scene. She saw that two ponies were on the ground either dead or blacked out and still bleeding much faster than before.
"Oh mah Celestia!" She said. She immediatly hoisted the two on her back and trotted carfully off to the hospital with Nurse Redheart waiting and loosing patience.
On arrival, the two had lost a pint of blood and were fading fast into the light, Fluttershy was on the verge of tears while Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle , Rainbow Dash and Rarity sat in abrupt silence.
"NURSE!" Applejack screamed. Redheart awoke from her slumber and ruched over the the two unconcious ponies. So did many other doctors.
"h-help us" was the last thing the 6 friends saw before Brandon and Trevor were in ER
Brandon and Trevor were immidiatly attended to when AJ brought them in. The two were put on gurneys and being rushed down into the ER. Without question, the doctors and Nurse Redheart were on the case. Due to their loss of blood and condition of the bodies, almost every Ponyville doctor was there to help. They were scrambling with bags of blood and oxygen tanks. While on the way to the Emergency Room, the two's blood level was substantiouly low. The blood was seeping out from the bodies and soaking into the gurney, then flowing onto the floor. If Fluttershy had not gone to help, they would surely be dead.
When they reached the ER, almost immediatly blood bags and IV's were puncturing them. The bags were running out of blood in mere seconds becuase of how much blood the lost. The broken bones were going to have to wait.
"We need more bags STAT!" Nurse Redheart yelled. Seconds later, bags were rushed down the hallway and into the rooms. Brandon and Trevor were semi-concious at the time.
"W-w-what's going on? Where are we?" Trevor asked
"T-trevor? Is that you? What is with all the beeping?"
"Relax. You both are in Ponyville Hospital and are in serious condition. Please remain calm." Said a mysterious voice.
The two were shuddering from the pain of broken bones and felt cold. Soon after, their conditions were slowly healing and cooperating with the meds knowing that they are from a totaly different world.
-Hours Later-
By this time the both Brandon and Trevor were awake and feeling much better, other than the broken ribs and front left hoof, brandon still felt fine. Trevor on the other hand, had both his back legs broken. Bummer.
Applejack and Fluttershy were wating for the OK to go see them. Redheart walked through the double doors and gave the OK. Applejack and Fluttershy walked through the doors past the nurse. They waited untill she was gone and sprinted down the hallway and into the room.
"Oh ponyfeathers, are you two okay?" Applejack asked
"Yeah thank you both for saving our lives. On behalf of me and my friend here, we are forever in you're favor." Brandon said, deciding to hide the secret from his world."Is my friend okay? Where is he?"
"He's right here. However, i think he is sleeping." Fluttershy added.
"Naw, i just have my eys closed, trying to relax a bit. How long untill were able to get out of here? Last night almost killed my with pain."
"Last night? Both of ya'll were here 4 days ago. You lost a high amount of blood. You actually should have been dead right now" Said AJ. Fluttershy squealed at the thought.
"Well than, can we leave?" Brandon asked urgently.
"Sorry, but you both need atleast 1 more day in here." Fluttershy said
"Well, thanks for you're concern, but that's fine, considering you both saved our lives." Trevor said.
"Bye the way, ah never did get you're guy's names. What are they?" Applejack asked
Brandon and trevor looked at each other as if they were telepathetically communicating."Well, umm this may sound weird, but my name is Brandon and His name is Trevor"
"Ah can't say i've heard those names before. It don't matter though. Friends are friends." AJ said
"You already accept us as friends? We only just met" Brandon said
"I sure do like makin , we also found some pretty interestins techy things near where we found you. I had a few stallions help pickin them up. ther waitin outside. But, that is gonna have ta wait" She said.
"Grr, well it was nice talking to ya, but i think im gonna pass out any second now." Brandon said.
"Oh, alright than, nice talking to ya too, i guess. Come on now, Fluttershy, let's go" She said while dissapointed. When she was out of the room, Trevor looked at brandon" Why did you send them out?"
"Ok, i am hungry as fuck! The food here is crappy and mushie. Is there cereal?" Brandon asked. He really loves cereal. Anytime of the day.
"Well, theres some Total over there" Trevor said
"Oh that's Total, i don't really like that" He said
"DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!" Trevor yelled.
The two were laughing their arses off at the Tourettes guy. He is forever loved. There was not much to do during the day. Only mere conversations about how awesome it was to be here in Equestria. When it reached nighttime, the both of them were actually happy. They were not bored at the thought of sleep, because it was something they enjoyed most back on Earth.
-The next day-
Brandon and Trevor were watching the TV that was displayed. The bad news was, it was anchient, Like the ones in the 50's. A few minutes later, there was a knock on the door.
"Come on in bro" Brandon said
The doctor known as 'Doctor Whooves' walked in with a clipboard.
"Alright, you're injuries have now healed, mostly, and you are free to leave, but it is recommended that you stay on the down low for a few more days. Breaking them bones again will result in more painful damage" Hooves said.
"Fuck yeah! Let's get outta here Trev" Brandon said with lots of excitement.
While they were walking out of the hospital, they had noticed that they were alone. There was no mare or stallion to be seen. However, Brandon and Trevor may have known what was going to happen.
"Dude, i think Pinkie Pie is waiting for us at the tree house. Ohh! This will be so much fu-"
"Wait! I have something else in mind... we should totaly trash it." Brandon thought.
"Why would we trash a Party? Especially if Pinkie was the host?!" Trevor said, confused.
"Well, i did not mean like that. We have to suprise them. They know we will be coming through the front door of Twilight's house, soooo, we should sneak in through the back and surprise them!"
"Fahking briliantastic dude! Ohh this will be one for the books" Trevor said.
The two began walking off from the hospital to Twilight's. Both of them finally had the time to have a look around at how awesomely amazing this town was. And when they looked around, it was full of colorfull sights. Other than the fact that there was noone in sight, for that also played a big role in the colorfullness. They even saw a freaking tumble weed rolling around!
"Okay, wheres that farmer from Spongebob in his cool car with loads of money?" Brandon asked.
The two passed the Carosoul Botique and were approaching Twi's. They had put their game faces on, litterally, they both had Troll-face masks on, and sneakily snuck through the back very sneakily like. When they reached the door, they could hear little rumors of the ponies and lots of movement. They Aren't very good at keeping these things secrets. Both Brandon and Trevor had gone in swiftly. Every light was off and noone had a clue they were there. It also helped that noone even knew what they looked like except from the mane 6.
The room was filled with eyes of pure white, focused on the door. While they got into position, they let their plan take action.
Brandon walked up to Pinkie, who had her eyes glued on the door. "So, Pinkie, whens our party start?" Pinkie turned on the lights and turned around.
"How the? What? How is that possible? Noone ever suspects a pinke party!" She said while giving a death glare to him.
Yeah, they did not think that they would make it this far, so the plan only consisted of Brandon trolling them all. THey may be fucked right now.
"Err, umm, we got a hunch?" Brandon asked, pondering on what the consequences may be. But there were no consequences, for Trevor yelled 'PATRY!', which made the crown of ponies, even Pinkie, dance. Brandon has been saved, for now.
Trevor walked up to Brandon "You are welcome dude. You would have been a gonner if it were not for me!" He said. He was totally boasting, but did not seem to care.
"Hey, you would be gone too! We both were in on this you know!" Brandon yelled for the bass on the wub was maxed out.
"Whatever! Let's try to have some fun! Meet someone or two, eh?"
Trevor parted while brandon trotted over to the punch bowl. While taking a sip of it, there was a slight tang to it, but he didnt mind at all. After a few swigs, he was met with a strange looking colt.
"Hey, are you that new dude... what's you're name, Brandon right? My names Shadowbolt. I was one of the stallions that brought ur stuff to the hospital."
Hmmm, Shadowbolt Brandon thought, he looks familiar, like a Pokemon from my world, except that he has a gray coat and mane. His wings also fit perfectly with... Shaymin! There we go.
"Well, thank you for getting our stuff here safe and sound. So, wanna party?" Brandon asked enthusiasticly.
"Aww yeah!" Shadowbolt yelled.
DJ PON-3 turned up the dubs so the whole house was literally shaking the foundation!. Alas, everybody was enjoying themselves. Soon after, Vinyl was regretting this song and was trying to take out the disc when it roared 'FOOD FIGHT' and then dropped the bass, causing everypony to fling cake and cupcakes at unsuspection targets. The deserts had Pinkie Pie written all over them. Brandon got socked in the face and was burning instantly!
"AHHM ON FIRE!" He yelled at the top of his lungs, getting laughs from everyponu in the room. Brandon dived into the punch bowl to find that is has been drained by Berrie Punch. "QUICK, GET ME A DRINK! MAKE IT SNAPPY!" He yelled again, loosing his patience. Rainbow brought over some odd colored drink, but Brandon hapipily gobbed it down. Seconds later, he was regretting it. He looked at the bottle and it was labeled none other than" RAINBOWS~!~! we w! FUCK! DASH! WHY DID YOU DO THIS!" He literally screamed.
At this point, everypony was on the ground at the pained pegasus. You know the kind of laugh where it doesn't come out? It means they were laughing too hard! Clearly he was in pain, but he toughed it out, only with the help of his SWAG.
When the mouth flames died down, everypony shared their last laughes and had gone home, Leaving both Brandon, Trevor and the mane 6.
"So, who's up for a little, Spin the Bottle?" Rainbow asked
"Aaaaaaaaaaand were screwed" Brandon and Trevor said in unision.
"Aaaaand were screwed" Both Brand0n and Trev0r said in unison. Hpoefully, they thought this was going to turn out good, but knowing Dash, things may not go that way.
"Alright, Twilight, where can we all play?" Dash asked. By the looks on her, she was making Brandon and Trevor get second thoughts about playing...
"Ahh, right over here girls, and colts." Twilight chuckled
"We aint no colts, Twilight. On my turn, im going to make you so embarrased." Brandon seeked revenge. He never really did like it when people called him a child.
Pinkie Pie was litteraly off the floors bouncing, she wanted to get the truth outaa Brandon. Nopony should know of a Pinkie Party! She thought to herself.
As the group sat down in a circle, Twilight used her advanced magic to conjure up a glass, hollow bottle, which was obviously had the purpose of spinning.
Twilight said"Allright, wherever the bottle lands, that pony will go first. Now, one, two, three!" With that, the bottle swung and spun around in circles and then Twi's magic left if, making the friction go against it, slowing it down.
The bottle slowly came to a stop, and landed on the excited Rainbow.
"Allright, this is for everypony! Truth or dare?" She asked.
"DARE!1! DARE! PICK DARE!" Pinkie yelled. Brandon and Trevor agreed, even though that was not the majority, the others still had chosen dare.
"All right, i dare all of you, to have a sleep over here! Did you really think this was going to be spin the bottle forever?" She asked while Spike walked in.
"Can i play?" He asked
Twi immediatly spoke up "No! I-i mean, not right now Spike, maybe someother time?" She asked
"Ahh fine 'maybe some other time' thats always the excuse." Spike said while wrapping his blanky over him and walking up the stairs into Twilight's room.
"As i said, before, i dared you all to spend the night here and have a sleepover. No backing out, It's a dare" Dash said.
"I accept that dare, you're on!" Brandon said
Rainbow spinned the bottle and it had landed on Pinkie Pie.
"Yes. Well, Brandon! Truth or Dare!" She said. She really wanted to know how they knew about the party.
Brandon hesitated for a moment before answering."Umm, i guess i'll go with truth"
"Good choice. Now, how in Equestria did you and Trevor know about my Pinkie Welcome Parties?"
"Awwww, err, umm, we heard about it from somepony a while ago. If you are new to the town, Pinkie Pie will throw a party for the new residents?" He stated nervously.
"All right, for now. Okay! You're up Trevor!" Pinkie said as she spun the bottle. Trevor looked at her quizically and then the bottle landed on him.
"Umm, okay? Rainbow Dash, truth or dare?" He asked
"Obviously a dare, like, come on." She said while hovering in the air.
"Well, i DARE you to kiss Brandon on the lips for five seconds!" He dared. This got a series of 'Ooo' and 'aw' from the crowd of the few ponies.
Dash and Brandon both blushed and hid their faces. They slowly had gotten closer and closer to each other. Although Brandon really liked Rainbow, he is technically from another race, even though he is a pony now. But, he let that slide.
When the twos lips connected, it almost felt to the both of them like it was supposed to happen. Instead of the five second time mark, this had gone on for more than thirty seconds before they lat go of each others grasp.
Trevor was aactually kind of scared at this. Although he knew Brandon liked it, he would get his payback. Big time.
Rainbow, still with the blush on her face, skakily spun the bottle. It gave a few spins, and had lended on Brandon. Maybe revenge would come much faster now?
"Ohh! Trevor, truth or dare?" He asked
Trevor thought about this for a few seconds to decide his fate. "Err, i chose dare?"
"Fuck yeah! Alright, paybacks a bitch, isn't it? I dare you to makeout with Twilight for 10 or more seconds!"
"Well, shit. Shoulda chosen truth."
The two Unicorns actually looked happy together. They broke way past the 10 second mark, even more than Rainbow and Brandon! The two broke apart from each other and stared into each others eyes for a minute before they blushed intensly and had gone back to their seats.
"Umm, i think that is enough truth or dare for one night. However, i must get my beauty sleep. You don't want a crakny Rarity in the morning, do you?"
This was acknolaged by yawns from the ponies, meaning thay were also tired and ready for bed. The clock read 11:00 PM.
When the lights ran out, Brandon actually found it easy to see in the dark. He looked over at Trevor and saw him in his sleeping bag next to Twi. After a few seconds, Brandon heard Rainbow dash slither next to him. Funny, her mane smelled like after a rainstorm. Things were going good so far, other than Brandon stil not knowing how to fly or Trevor not knowing how to use his magic. Who knows, maybe they are experts at it.
Brandon scooched over to Rainbow, he was going to ask something embarrasing.
"Umm, hey Rainbow Dash, can i have a favor?" Brandon whispered in her ear.
"Sure, what is it?" She asked with her big megenta eyes.
"Well, i kinda broke my wing a while back, and i was wondering of you could teach me some flight lessons? I may have forgot..." He asked sheepishly.
"Ha, course i can. Im not doing anything tomorrow." She replied.
"Allright, thanks, see you tomorrow." Brandon said before going to bed, along with Dash snuggled up next to him.
Trevor was having the same conversation with Twilight
"So, i got a concussion from Brandon over there, in that time, i may have forgottn to use most of my magic. Can you maybe help me tomorrow?" Trevor whispered
"Really? I have never heard of one losing their magic before, but i don't se why not." She smiled, and with that, the two had gone to sleep.
Alas, today was a great day. Brandon and Trevor may have gotten marefriends, got their day planed out and have a temporary place to stay. Yep, today was a good day.
Brand0n awoke to Rarity telling him to wake up. Brandon complied, but it was probably not the best ideah, because he had fallen asleep on one of the bookshelves. He rolled of it and fell face first on the hard wood floor.
"AH! Holy shit i think i just broke my nose!" He yelled, which woke up Trev0r. By that time, his nose was gushing with blood, which resulted in everypony screaming.
"We need to get him to the hospita-" "WHY. WHY. DA FUCK DID I SLEEP ON A GOD DAMN BOOKSHELF?!" Brandon yelled holding his hooves up to his nose. Both Rainbow Dash and Twilight had a look of concern on their faces, especially Rainbow.
On their way to Ponyville Hospital, while running through town, the ponies were scared to see an unrecognizable face with blood all over him. Brandon had passed out from the blood loss, and was slowly regaining control ever his body.
While on arrival, one of the nurses walked over to the now fully concious(spelled that wrong) Brandon and gave a funny gaze.
"Umm, you think this is an emergency? Just lookes like he broke a few veins, nothing too bad. He just needs to get washed up and he will be fine. OK?"
Everypony nodded in agreement.
When the nurse cleaned up his nose, everpony had left him since it was nothing so serious. Trevor and Twilight were off practicing spells, which left Rainbow Dash and Brandon walking towards the exit to the hospital.
"Hey, Dash? I got a question." Brandon said.
"What is it?" She asked looking into my eyes.
"Well, i don't really know how to put this, but i don't really know how to fly..."
This stopped Dash in her tracks. Second by second, her smile was getting wider utill she bursted into a fit of laughter. "My gosh! How do you not know how to fly? Tell ya what, i will teach ya if you'd like?" She asked, hoping to get a yes.
"Hmm, Yeah. I have absolutly nothing to do. Let's give it a shot!" Brandon replied with alot of entheusiasum.
"You got yourself a deal." Dash said while the two were walking out the hospital exit.
As they were walking to meet up with friends, there was a loud noise heard in the distance. Brandon and Rainbow exchanged glances before nodding their heads and going to see what the problem was.
Rainbow was flying as fast as her wings could go. When she turned to see where Bradnon was, she was very suprised to see him running along side her. She couldn't beleive it, Rainbow Dash, the fastest flier in all of Equestria, was behind sompony for once! And he was running! But, this made Rainbow like him even more...
" How are you running so fast!" Rainbow yelled.
"Don't ask! I don't even know!" He said. Really, how am i running this fast? Was it because i was a human before? Brandon thought ti himself.
While the shouts continued, and the two ponies getting closer, they found it was in an alleyway and they immediatly went around the corner.
What they saw, was complete shock. It was Shadowbolt! He was fighting off three stallions! One of them threw a hoof at Shadow, but he blocked and countered as if the attack were nothing. With a few more counters, Shadow had the three on the ground, panting and groaning from bruises.
"And that's what ya get fer trying to steal my shit." Shadow said while rubbing his hoofs together. After a few seconds, he looked over to see Brandon and Rainbow with suprised looks on their faces.
"Well, well, well. What are you guys doing here? I just showed these ass's who's boss. Serves them right for tryin' to mug me." Shadow said.
"Holy shit dude! That was awesome! Wanna hang out with me and Rainbow? She is about to teach me how to fly! I know right? A pegusus that can't fly, but thats going to change. Today" Brandon said.
Shadowbolt seemed to be releived by this. "Yeah, i hang out with you guys, maybe i can help teach you too?" He asked.
Brandon replied,"Yeah! The More the merrier!. I can only flap my wings." He said.
Twilight Sparkles Tree House:
"COME ON!" Trevor yelled in frustration. "These spells are way too easy! Come on Twi, give me something harder!"
"Umm, i don't think there is much more to it...Wait!" She said while stopping at a page in her book,"Heres one, Advanced Teleportation. Here look at this, this allows you to teleport to anypony you can think of. It can be disturbing, but great for finding ponies in a hurry! Also, Nopony other than the princesses can do this spell. But if yo upull this off, we must alert them at once!" Twilight said, waiting for Trevor to perform. This is what she liked Trevor for. He was really good at magic and so was she. They also read together too.
"Are you kidding me? Oh this spell has to work! I should go see Brandon about it! Okay can i have the book?" Trevor asked. Twilight did so so he could read the spell and perform. "Okay, if this works and i teleport to Brandon, i'll 'port back here ASAP. Okay?"
Twilight nodded. Moments passed when Trevor started up the spell. His horn began a pulsing green and in a few seconds, he was gone.
Ponyville Square:
"Alright, were gonna stop at sugar cube corner for a snack before we fly. It's on me" Shadowbolt said.
As they walked through the door, a whilt light engulfed the trio, making them shield their eyes from the blinding light. When the light subsided, Brandon looked up and saw Trevor with a huge grin on his face.
"Oh my god! It worked!" Trevor yelled as he snatched two cupcaked from the counter," By Brandon!" And with that, Trevor vanished and was nowhere to be seen.
"Umm, you two saw that, right?" He asked still in shock. ( has been corrupted)
Both Rainbow and Shadow nodded their heads. "Well, can't think of that forever, anyways, lets get our food." Brandon said.
Minutes later with food in their stomachs, they three set off too Ponyville Fields. On the way, Shadow had asked why Brandon didn't know how to fly.
"Well, i don't really know. When i first got here, all i remember was me falling to my death. I managed to Open my wings and save Trevor and I, but i don't know how to anymore." He said
"Hmm. Don't worry, you'll be flying in notime at all!' Dash said, reasurringly.
On Arrival at the fields, Dash gave a speach on how to fly, while Shadow was demonstrating. Ahh, this might take a while Brandon thought.
Tree house again:
Trevor reapeared in a flash of bright light. This took Twilght completely off guard. She thought he only performed a simple Teleportaion spell.
"How in the world did you do that!? Only the princesses should be able to!?" Twilight said in bewilderment.(Don't know what that word means, but i felt like using it :p)
" I don't know, maybe im just really good with magic and i didn't know it?" He said.
"Yeah, hold on while i write to the princess about this." She said before getting her paper and quill. She began writing: Dear Princess Celestia, it is to my needs that i speak to you at once. This new pony in town, Trevor, has unbelievable magical skills that i cannot even do. He performed one of the spells that only you can do, the Advanced Teleportation Spell. I don't know how he can do it but i think you need to talk to him. He can even conjure up objects! From you're faithfull student, Twilight Sparkle. And with that, she had Spike send the letter to Canterlot where the princess would receive it.
"Umm, Twilight? I pose no threat to any of you. Sure it's awesome that i can do magic like the princesses, but you can trust me, i will not harm anyone." Shit! Why did i say 'everyone' instead of everpony! Trevor yelled at himself.
"Umm, did you say 'everybody'? That's weird..." Twilight said causiously.
"Errr, yeah i di-" Trevor was cut off by the princes herself teleporting into the room. She instantly turned to face Twilight.
"No my dear Twilight. He did not say 'everybody'." And with that being said, Princess Celestia used a memory spell on Twilight and she forget the whole thing about 'everybody'.
"Oh Princess, you're here! Trevor has absolutly amazing magic skills! You must see!" Twilight said very happily.
Trevor cunjured up a glass of water and offered it to the princess, who accepted. She drank it and was impressed. It was real, purified water. "My my my, you certainly do have high magic skills." She said, "But, this does not concern me nor should it concern you Twilight. He speaks the truth when he means no harm. Now, i must say my goodbyes, for i came here while doing work."
With that, she left in a flash of light.
"Alright, i think that ends our magic lesson." Twilight said. " Now, if you don't have a place to stay, you and Brandon can stay in the guest room."
"Really? Thanks Twilight! Now, i should go see Brandon about this. I should probably walk though, that Advanced Teleporting took alot out of me!" Trevor said when he walked out the door.
Twilight thought to herself, He is amazing. I can't be liking him already! Oh i should go make the guest room look nice! Last time Rarity was here and she redecorated!
Ponyville Fields:
"And that is everything you need to know about flying. Now, you ready to try?" Rainbow said.
"Umm, yeah. Alright just gott flap mah wings." Brandon thought aloud. Within a few seconds, brandon was up in the air.
"Alright, now fly forward!" Shadow announced.
Brandon obeyed the command and flew forward. He was actually flying! He thought it would be much harder. While he was in the air, it was like his memory of flying had gone right back into his head. He knew how to fly like Rainbow Dash! But better...
"Oh! This is so sweet! Im actually getting the hang of this! Oh! we should totally have a race!"
Dash and Shadow instantly agreed. Within seconds, the three made up a starting line and in a matter of seconds, they were off. At first, Rainbow and Shadow were neck and neck, untill Brandon gained up behind and passed them both! Shadow and Rainbow were now focused on Brandon and were trying to pass him. They were going fast enough to break the sound barrier but Brandon still had the lead, which made the tw0 ponies go faster and faster untill...
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
A cluster of explosions occured in the sky. They had all performed sonic rainbooms! This made everypony in town to stop and look up in the sky. What thay saw was pure amazement. In the sky, Two Rainbooms and a sonic blast!
The moment the three touched the ground they were panting hard. Thay looked up in the sky to see their master piece, Two sonic rainbooms with a sonic blast in the middle. They uttered a "wow" from each of their mouths, then they passed out from exaustion.
When Trevor arrived on the scene, he saw the three on the ground still breathing heavily. He decided to bring them all to Twilight's place for the night
I woke up on an uncomfortable bed. I heard some odd groaning noises from all around me. I grogily got up and took a look at my surroundings. I looked on at the floor to see Rainbow on the ground. Without even noticing, i picked her up and placed her on the bed gently, and put the blanket on her. Surprisingly, that didn't even make me break a sweat! I think im actually stronger now that i was before... in my other body. I think im actually taking a liking to Dash, but, i still think it is kind of weird considering that i am a different species. Technically, im not a different species anymore, because i am now a pony. Anyway, I had also seen two figures covered by sheets. I didn't feel like moving them, for it would be rude.
I walked into the bathroom and took a look at mysely. My 'mane' was all over the place. My blue and orange streaks were tangled with each other. For how much i tried, i could not get them untangled. While taking a big wiff, i realized i need a bath. A long one, remembering the fact that I hadn't taken one since i arrived here in Equestria.
A few seconds later of looking at myself, I heard a clatter of metals in what i thought to be the kitchen. I slowly opened the door and walked out, taking notice of my surroundings. Apperently, the time that i was in the bathroom, Rainbow Dash, Shadowbolt and Trevor had woken up and were not in the living room. As i got closer to the kitchen, i heard what it sounded to be as a conversation. Knowing that it was my friends, i stopped the Spy look and trotted on in. To my complete surprise, All four ponies and a dragon were in there, eating.
Spike took notice of me and gave me a look. He walked over to me and whispered in my ear,
"Morning, but, enought talk. Trevor fell asleep eating his waffles. I loaded them with syrup and wan't you to plow his face in it!" He said smirking. Well, might as well have some fun, i thought to myself.
I walked over to Trevor silently. Rainbow noticed me as i put a hoof up to my mouth and uttered 'shoosh'. She then got back to her food. As i rounded Trevor, ready to get his face all sticky, a pie was thrown in my face.
"Aww! What the? What happened! Was this a prank!?" I yelled. And at that, everybody in the room bursted in a fit of laughter, including me.
"Alright, Spike, why did you do this to me?" I asked, still laughing.
"Well, it was all in good fun. At least you laughed though, right?" He replied as the laughs died down.
"Hmm, yeah. I'm gonna get you back though, scoundrel." I murmmered. "Now, are there any plans for today?" I asked,
"Oh, heres one. How about we go job hunting? Need to get our stuff together man." He said, taking a sip of his warm coffee. "Well, might as well, can't mooch off everyone forever" I thought to myself.
In fact, i actually had a good job in mind, considering that i am a pagasus pony. Since i am one, i figured it would be cool to ask Rainbow for a jub because she was the Manager at the Ponyville Weather Team. Well, it's worth a shot right?
"Ahh, yes jobs." I said, " I actually have one in mind." I looked over at Rainbow. "Umm, Rainbow? I was wondering if there were any job openings at Ponyville Weather Team, considering you are the manager?" I asked
She put her hoof up to her chin to think. After a few moments, she looked at me and said,"Well, i guess so. We lost Thunderlane to family matters. I'll let you try out, but you gotta be fast like me." She boasted.
"Really? Awesome! I can't wait to start! Umm, yeah, when do I start?
"How about tomorrow? I don't care as long as you work five hours a day" She said while finishing her waffles.
"Awww yeah! Life just got 20 percent cooler!"I said, as i felt the heat rising to my cheeks. "Umm, Trevor, what are you going to do?" I asked
He pndered on this for e moment before he said, " Well, Twilight, I was wondering if I could be you're assistant or something? Work for you somehow?" He asked, hoping to get the answer he wanted.
"Well, i guess you can. The pay will be good considering I get lots of grants for my studies. I have been getting too much to work on, so yeah, you can work here. You can start tomorrow, eight o'clock sharp." She replied.
"Awww yeah! You're right dude, life did just get 20 percent cooler!" Trevor proclaimed
Both Rainbow and Twilight looked at each other and chuckled to themselves, making sure that the two could not hear. Trevor although, actually heard this. Apperently, he can hear good now.
So, me and Trevor were off for the day, so we were pretty much roaming around Ponyville. The sights were simply amazing, The arcitecture was great for the houses from the show. While walking alonng, we heard a familiar voice amit from a store. Moments lateer, Shadowbolt came out of the exit, noticed us and walked towards us.
"Yo, wussup guys? Just got myself kicked out of the Quills and Sofas. Whatever, not like I give a rats ass. Anyway, what are you guys doing today?" He asked, seeming like he was wanting to hang out with us.
"Meh, nothing much, just takin' a walk through Ponyville. Let me guess, you wanna hang out? Got nothing better to do." I asked
"Eh, sure. I also got nothing better to do. Boring as shit. There are way too many mares around here, it's cool in all, get to check out the plots, but there needs to be a few stallions to hang out with. You two are an exception. Thank god you guys came here." Shadowbolt said. After a few moments, Shadowbolt spoke up, "Say, have you guys even thought about picking up you're shit from Ponyvelle Hospital? Either the staff'l dump it, or some goons will get too it."
"Oh my god dude! That's an awesome idea! Brandon" Trevor said as he looked at me,"We should totally take the viper around Ponyville!" He said, as if he thought of something totally brilliant, which he did...
X-X-X
And they were off to Ponyville Hospital to gather their beloved items. They were practically running the whole way there because they thought this was a good idea. Even Shadow was keeping up with them. Of course, Brandon was running at his full potential, which was even faster then Rainbow Dash could fly. Moments later, Brandon was already at the hospital and checking out his Viper. As he looked around it, he noticed the license plate from Earth was gone, instead, there was one that was from Equestria, kind of like the ones on the chariots. Shadowbolt was the second one to arrive. When he got to Brandons side, he quikly got all the air he could in his lungs, and got out a sentence," Holy shit dude, how do you run that fast! Why not fly?"
"Meh, i like running fast. I am not even sweating, unlike you. You're dripping in it." He replied.
"So, what kind of clusterfuck is this? Never really seen it before. It actually looks bad ass. What does it do?" Shadow asked, looking up at Brandon.
"Well, you will see when Trevor ge-" Brandon was interupted by a flash of white light. After it subsided, Trevor was sanding proud and tall. "-ts here."
"Well, then, i think i have had enough bad ass for today, lets get this thing outta here." Trevor said, while walking towards the merchendise.
"As i was saying before, what is this shit?" Shadowbolt asked again, obviously getting annoyed.
Both Trevor and Brandon exchanged glares. They had thougth of this before they came to Equestria. The plan was that What ever stuff they brought, for like, automobiles, thay would belong to Brandon, and Electronics would belong to Trevor. In this case, the car was Brandon's and the laptop was Trevors.
"Umm, I had actually made it myself. Trevor here made the rectangular things. This big 'clusterfuck' is known as a car. It can transport ponies and other things, but my design was for speed, it holds up to 4 ponies. This hog goes faster than you can fly. Even my and Dash" I said, which made Shadow's mouth agape from the news of what 'my' invention could actually do.
"Yeah. Trust me, we have had races before with mine. I broke it, thats why it is not here. And these things are known as 'Laptops' or PC's, Portable Computers, and they can do many things, unfortunatly, i cannot describe them right now, for i really want to cruise in the Viper." Trevor said. Trevor moved to the car, got into the passenger seat and waited for the other two to get in. Brandon nodded his head to signal Shadow to get in the backseat, while Brandon took the drvier position.
Seconds after everyone was in the car and strapped in, no exceptions to Shadow, Brandon put the keys in the ignition, put the car in drive, and casually drove down the road to Ponyville. That's when Brandon really put the hoof on the pedal. As soon as he did, the car was literally flying through Ponyville at 100 MPH! It was a good thing he was a skilled driver, because if he wasn't, he would have surely killed well over 10 ponies by now.
Before they drove off, they had put on dark black shades. While they were driving through, all the ponies were literally treeified at the invention! They were screaming wildly, except for one Unicorn mare by the name of Sparkle Heart. She had never seen such a thing before that was so shiney! She wanted to learn more, so she followed in hot presuit of the unknown being.
Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash and Twilight were actually talking about Brandon and Trevor in Twi's tree house.
"So, Twilight, i know you have a thing for Trevor. You like his magic skills, don't you?" Rainbow smiled.
At this, Twilight got a fierce shade of crimson all over her cheeks, letting Rainbow know she hit the spot. Twilight thought of a comeback, "Well, you have it in for Brandon! You love his speed and agility!"
"Alright! Thats enough! Obviously we like them, but how do we show it to them? Plus, weve only known them for a little more than a day or two...doesnt matter. How do we break it to them?" Dash asked, on the edge of her seat.
"We-" Twilight was cut off by an unfamiliar sound outside. Rainbow and Twilight looked at each other before opening the door to see Brandon, Trevor and Shadowbolt, going around in some weird thingy-mobile. They also noticed a unicorn mare following along with them. With a moments hesitation, Twilight and Rainbow were off in pursuit.
"FUCK YEAH!" Brandon yelled as he rounded the corner to Sugar Cube Corner, getting more ponies attention. Brandon drove off to the Ponyville Fields, which had drawn many ponies attention, and they were headed to the fields as well.
What Brandon had in mind, was some bad ass stuff. He briefly discribed it to Trevor and Shadowbolt.
"Listen up! Im gonna head to the fields, do some 360's, do a bad ass barrel role, survive, and continue to be awesome! Hows that sound?!" He yelled through the roar of the Viper's motor. Both friends were uneasy of this, but they had their trust in him completely, so, they accepted the crazy plan.
Now, when they were in the fields, almost all of Ponyville were out watching the crazed stallions. After a feww shouts and 360's, Brandon drove by the crowd and was fist pumping the air, along with Trev and Shadow. Apperently, the Viper had a CD inside, and Trevor went into options, and Chose Yonkers by Tyler The Creator. While listing to the music and fist pumping, the were also boobing their heads up and down to the beat.
"Alright! Now for the grand finale! A 360-Do A Barrel Roll! Here we go!" Brandon yelled at the top of his lungs
And with that, Brandon did a few more 360's just for good mesure. A few moments later, he began moving forward towards the crowd of ponies, as if he was going to hit them, but, Brandon spun the wheel as fast as he could to the left, which resulted with the Viper losing control and barrel rolling into the air. After a few barrel rolls, the car had actually landed on all fours. "FUCK YEAH!" All three yelled in unison, which resulted by everypony screaming and hollering out of pure happiness.
Rainbow and Twilight were closing in for the kill, when they were interupted by a mare pony, unicorn to be exact.
"STOP!" She yelled, which made the few remaining ponies stop at what they were doing.
Brandon, Trevor and Shadowbolt slowly got out of the car and walked towards the unicorn, mostly to say hell, but she had other intensions. She walked up to the peculier invention and stared at is, mouth agape. "H-how is it that shiney?" She asked.
Brandon answered this one, "Well, thats what you get in return for taking care of you're things."
The orchid colored pony walked up to them, still looking at the car, and finally said, "Umm, my name is Sparkel Heart. Sparkle for short, though." She gestured over back to the car." Thats an awesome thing you got there. Mind telling me what it is?"She asked, leaning in for an answer.
"Well, how about I tell you tomorrow? It's getting late. And, im also very fricken' tired, sorry." He said, ashaimed. He always gets tired for no reason.
Sparkle flopped her ears down in sadness, but she brought it back up just as fast."Ok! You gotta deal! See you tomorrow!" She said, while teleporting off somwhere else.
"Well, what a similarity to Pinkie Pie, well, i believe this is goodnight, Shadow. See ya tomorrow?" Trevor asked, looking at Shadowbolt.
"Um, sorry, but i got some shitty places to be. But, it was fuckin' awesome hanging out with you guys. If you need me anytime else, i'll be at the Club." He said while flying off.
Brandon looked at Trevor, "Well, it sure has been one hell of a day, now hasn't it?" Trevor responded with a nod."One problem, where do we sleep?" Brandon said with a somewhat scared laugh.
"That's what convertables were made for, dude." Trevor said, ending the night.
When me and Trevor had gone to sleep in the Viper, we were totally exhausted from yesterdays awesome event. I awoke groggily at first, but after blinking hard, I ragained a little bit of my sight. I looked over to my right to see Trevor in the fetal position from playing some scary game on his laptop.
"Yo dude, you alright man?" I asked looking at him, trying not to laugh out loud. He looked over at me, putting a brave face on acting as if nothing happened.
"Pshh, yeah man. Why wouldn't I be? I am the best scary game player in the world!" He boasted. I looked away and chuckled from my weird yet awesome friend.
A thought passed my mind. We were late.
"Oh shit man! Were fucking late for work! It is 10:00!" I yelled as loud as i could, which rang out in both mine and Trevors ears like someone had blown into a saxophone right into our ears. Trevor got the same response on his face. We both had wondered what the consequences for being late were. Well, technically, I was not late, but Trevor was. I only had to work five hours a day, whereas Trevor has to get to work at around eight o'clock.
Trevor closed his laptop and gently placed it in his bag and placed it down. After getting situated, i started the car, thank god it has a low sound engine, dont want to wake up anyone that may be sleeping in, and drove off to Twi's. After taking a few minutes of driving around the perimeter of the town, we finally arrived.
I turned the Viper off and walked up to the library door and knocked a few times and said 'Spike'. We got a response of three knocks with the response through the door 'Brandon'. We assumed it was Spike. Me and Trevor looked at each other, realizing that we just made a reference to The Big Bang Theory. What an awesome show about awesomeness. After enough of that, Spike opened the door with a smug grin on his face.
"Hey guys, what are you doi-...Oh! Trevor! You are so late dude, Twilight is so mad at you right now!"Spike yelled
"Yeah, I know. Now can I come in? I don't want to get any less money from being any more late" Trevor asked. Spike let him by with a simple nod with his head. Spike then turned to me.
"So, shouldn't you be at work as well?" He asked.
"Technically, yes, but I can go to work whenever i want really. I only have to work five hours a day. Not that bad, but it gets the job done." I replied "Hey Spike, you got the time? I asked. He looked over at the clock on the wall and returned seconds later.
"Yeah, um, it is 1 o'clock. Why?"
"1 o'clock!? I have to be at work now! Work ends at six!" I yelled as i stormed out the library and started to fly towards cloudsdale as fast as my wings could pump.
In a matter of minutes, i made it to the control room where Rainbow Dash was briefing the other weather workers. But, I was still late by about ten minutes. Rainbow Dash looked over in my direction and introduced me. I waved to all the ponies and took a seat. The good thing is, no one has gotten any assignments yet so that means i can still get the easy things on the list.
"Okay," Rainbow began "listen up. Today we have a big schedule on our hands, but nothing can stop us." A series of 'yeah's' was yelled among the workers."But, I feel that we should have a specific pony that should do it all" At this, everyone's ears perked up, listening in to hear the sorry ass that has to do a whole days worth of work. "Now, does everypony know what the penalty for being late is? Oh shit "That pony gets the whole list of work to do for the whole day!" She said, while grinning at me. "Now. can anypony guess who gets this awesome task?" She asked. Everyone pointed their hooves straight at me as a blush formed on my face.
"Shit"
"Yep. Everyone but Brandon is dismissed." Come the fuck on. WHY ME?!
"You have got to be kiddin me, Rainbow." I pleaded, but that was not enough for her. I guess she likes making me angry.
"Nope, I guess i just love seeing you get angry." Yep, I knew it. "Well, I guess you should get started. Don't want to be out working in the cold now do ya?" She stated with a grin on her cute face. I stared at her with pleading eyes, hoping that she will forgive me and make all the others work and not me! But, that was never going to happen. Rainbow Dash got up from her chair in the center of the room and walked out. She stuck her head back in and gave me a quick wink before trotting off into who-the-hell-knows-where.
So, might as well get started. Got nothing better to do and i really need the money so me and Trevor don't have to sleep in my Viper again. It was kind of uncomfortable but hopefully we can make amends to it soon to make it more spacious... Or deadly. I got up from my cloud-chair and walked out of the room. I walked through a pair of double doors and was welcomed with the fresh smell of the Equestrian air.
Not to waste time, I immediately got to work on punching and kicking the clouds that obscured Ponyville. Surprisingly enough, this was actually quite easy to take down the clouds. I was sure I would have this done in no time. The first few clouds were easy to punch or kick with only little effort. After most of them were done, there were a few spots of heavy cloud that had to be cleared still.
I flew up to them and bucked at them furiously, however, that one would not budge. Unfortunately, I had to do this. Twas my job, anyway. I resumed Kicking the hell out of the remaining cloud untill it softened up a little bit, and delivered the final blow. After that, i was completely exhausted from all the days work. I had gone back to the Control Room to inform Rainbow on my awesome success at my first day.
"Hey Rainbow, guess what?" I said as I walked through the double doors into the control room with a grin on my face. She looked up at me with a smile on hers as well,
"What is it, slacker?" She asked seriously
"Slacker? I just cleared the Ponyville airspace in like 2 hours! How is that slacking?" I Said kind of loudly.
"Well, you kind of forgot to clear some of the clouds. And by some of them, I mean more like half of them." Rainbow said while trying to hold in laughter. "Guess who is working all night?" She stared at me.
"You are shitting me, aren't you? Is this some kind of trick? Tell you what, I will do it, but you owe me, BIG time! You gotta do something nice for me for once." I said, hoping that being nice to me would make her call the other ponies back so i did not have to do almost all of Equestria.
"Yeah, OK. Just clear all those clouds, hotshot. Then we'll talk." She stated. She left me with no other choice than to go complete my horrible task. Man this sucks.
"I still cannot believe you were late today, Trevor" She said to me, obviously still pissed off about this morning.
"Well, thats what you got for hanging with Brandon with his Viper. Damn kid goes flyin' once he gets going" I said, talking no noone on particular.
"Well, thats why you were late today. Now, can you please pass me the beaker?" She asked, pointing to a collection of them
"Umm, you mind being a teensy bit more particular? There are about a thousand here" I over exaggerated.
"Oh, umm sorry, "She said while showing a slight blush, "The one marked with a purple cross" She said. I looked over again, only to find that there were two marked with a purple cross. Damn it Twi, you gotta be specific.
"Jeez, there are two with purple crosses on them! BE SPECIFIC!" I yelled, making Twilight take a step back a little bit. I said i was sorry for the outburst and gave her the correct one. Honestly, I had no idea what she was doing, but we were taking a look at Brandon and I's laptops. Twilight was highly intrigued with them, and knowing that i could not get around explaining about nothing, I am not really good with computers, it was not going to be my best presentation.
"Alright, this thing right here," I said as i pointed at the PC, "Yeah, that, is known as a PC. I had invented it yes, and there are only two throughout all of Equestria!" But, im sure Lyra has one hidden in her basement somewhere. " I have one, and Brandon has the other. There inventions of mine were made to have fun and enjoy. The main features of this laptop, is that it plays scary games. Do you know what a game is, Twi?" I asked. She shook her head no, which meant I had to explain that too. "OK, any of various games played using a microcomputer with a keyboard and often joysticks to manipulate changes or respond to the action or questions on the screen. There are many types of games, but the one I exell in, is the Horror genre. Yes, that's right, horror. Made to scare the living you know what out of ponies." I looked over to Twilight, who actually looked a little scared, but, her level of fear was about to increase as I started up Amnesia: The Dark Decent.
I cannot believe this! I actually got Brandon to do all the cloud work in Las Pegasus and Manehatten! How gullible is he? Well, now that i think if it, he did seem like he knew i was up to something, but, he did it anyways. Hey, atleast we don't have to work for the rest of the week from all the clouds he has cleared so far. It should only be a matter of time before he comes back, oh I cannot wait to see the look on his face when I tell him he never really had to do it in the first place!
I was about to finish up Las Pegasus when i had realized something. I cant believe I had just thought of this, but, Dash, was the Manager at Ponyville Weather Team! Ponyville! That means o did not have to come all the way out here and bust my ass off! Oh this had better be good when i come back . Better get a fuckin' extra billion bits from this stupid ass job. Remember when Shadow got kicked out of Quills and Sofas? Well, that seemed like a good place to work now because I cannot take all of the physical labor! I am not exactly the most fit person..er..pony around! I have my needs! Well, I hope that from the money Trevor and i get, we should be able to buy a house or rent a hotel room. Hopefully the first option.
I flew back to Ponyville in about a half-hour and trotted right into the control room because my wings were pumping as fast as my heart from all the exhaustion from today. Maybe that was actually a benefit? I dont know or care at the moment, I just care about getting my bits, picking up Trevor and buy a home. I cant take anymore of this...work. I need to play some video games you know. I have a no-life life too. When i turned the corner in the room, i saw Rainbow in her chair, all snuggled up in a cozy looking blanket, mocking me with those evil little eyes.
I spoke up," I want my bits now. Don't think i am that stupid, Dash. This will not happen again!" I yelled. Rainbow looked on the verge of laughing her bowels out, but she managed to keep it in.
"Hey, look on the bright side, you don't have to work for the rest of the week with all the clouds you cleared! Isn't that good news?" Upon hearing that, i got a sense of ease that slipped into my body. "Yeah, but i want extra bits for extra work." I countered. She gave in and gave me an extra 1,000 bits, holy shit, including todays work that was about 80 bits. Well, that should be enough for a few weeks rent. "Alright, I am off to go take a nap until one o'clock tomorrow, see you, Rainbow" I winked at her, and she winked back.
"Really? You want to buy it?! That is so awesome! Here just let me move the important crap from my computer over to Brandon's and we can discuss business." I said. Apparently, Twilight really likes the Computer, so she is going to buy mine from me for a good price. Hopefully it can be good enough to help out in either buying a house or getting a room in some rundown hotel.
"Oh thank you thank you thank you! I am so happy! Here, I will give you all the bits from my last grant for this! The grant was roughly two-thousand bits, which should be just enough for this! Am I right?" She asked, looking for a truthful answer. Hell, I would be happy with that, since it was one of the best computers on the market. I had just gotten it for about three large for my birthday. Since it was used, I would be actually happy with that.
"Yeah, I guess that will work out" I said while yawning. "Can we hurry this up? I think that i have talked way too much today? (I think i wrote too much today)"
"Oh of coarse I can." She said as she dug through a mound of papers on her desk until she found the right one. She came over and handed it to me.
"Thanks , for everything, Twilight." I said as I leaned in to kiss, she did too, but that was interuppted by Brandon rapidly honking the horn in the Viper. "Shit, Twilight, I gotta go. You probably won't see me tomorrow if I don't get in that car right now with Brandon" I said a little sad, but she understood and let me go, taking the grant with me and leaving my laptop behind.
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"Come on man! Get in, we gotta find someplace to crash for the night." I said as he jumped in the passenger seat of the Viper. "So, how much did you earn today, dude?" I asked, hoping that we would have enough for a house. He looked at me with an expression that i knew of when he was really happy.
"Dude, I got fucking 2,000 bits man! Twilight bought my laptop! I still have yours though. How much did you get?"
"I got about 1,080 bits! Dude, that should be enough to cover our ass for a while! Let's go get our selves a fancy-dandy house!" I said as Trevor and I rolled off to the town hall.
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