Young drug-addled Broseph is transported to Equestria one night, awakening in the Everfree forest with a bag of his favorite things: Weapons and drugs! How will the ponies of Equestria react to his wacky drug fueled antics and eventual debauchery? He's loving it in Equestria, everypony's his friend and he's happy most of the time, nothing can get in his way… except himself. But does he want that?