Human x Pony Clopfic

I am walking to school one day, when, suddenly, I'm not on the sidewalk, I'm in what appears to be Equestria. Sweet! It gets better, as I am one of the more...'intense'...of the bronies, if you know what I mean. I always thought that If I went to Equestria, that'd be the first thing I did, but of course, I never thought that I would actually go to Equestria, so I try to contain my urges. But, it wasn't me who first comes on to the ponies, its the ponies who come on to me. All of them.

This is the story of how I eventually had physical relations with almost every single frikin' mare in Equestria!