Borderlands: The Stable hunters.

So you wanna here a tale,eh? One with untold riches,guns, psychos and a shitload of Dubstep?

If not well then your gonna hate this story.........

It all began not too long ago. When a company known as Derp began mining on this Hellhole of a planet known as "Calamity". They abandoned the planet once they mined all the resources they could find,leaving behind only some new residents for the planet to corrupt and a story.A story that would reach beyond the galaxy, a legendary vault made by the race which had inhabited the planet previously known as "Equestrians" they left many relics and ghosts of their lost civilization on Calamity and it was told that they developed a secure structure known as a "Stable" which was said to house some of the greatest treasures known to ponykind.Many ponies grew up with the tales of the legendary stable and most went out to seek it.These became known as the stable hunters, such as yourself. The alias corporation had also gotten word of this tale and moved their operations here,hoping to find the contents of the stable for themselves. Not taking the warning that the summer was coming from the locals meant most of the officials of the company made some tasty meals for the emerging fauna.What was left of the alias corporation fled leaving their workers behind for dead, and leaving the planet open for the invasion of the Hornperion corporation. The tales were confirmed true of the vault when four brave stable hunters with the aid of yours truly and an insane scientist, had opened the vault using a mechanism known as a Stable key,but were met with only disappointment from what lay inside.You see this vault was only a prison to a creature knows as a draconequus. Although nothing valuable was inside the vault, the opening triggered the growth of a priceless element "equestrium". It spread across the planet,growing at an extremely fast rate and became a well sought after item.That's where you come in. Your tale begins on a train with you, and your good friends:Twilight,Big Mac and Fluttershy.......

"Hey. Wake up. Wake up! Dash!"
I awoke startled "What?"
"The Bus is here now,you have to get off"I heard a voice say.
I assumed it was one of the guys and ignored it.I Looked outside and saw that the bus had arrived at a very modern looking building. The holographic billboard outside said 'welcome to paradise train station'.I didn't expect we'd be very welcome.We got off the bus and looked around.The beauty of the modern structures,the shimmering light on the fountains,the green grass freshly cut,the roads and pathways free from any rubbish.It reminded me of home,Before I joined the Crimson pegasai. We got off the bus,we stuck together as a group not letting our guard down and keeping a tight perimeter. The mission seemed simple enough: Hijack a train, kill all the guards,and locate and kill a mare called "handsome Applejack" who was aboard.This mare was not unknown to us though.She brought us here with promises of untold riches from the stables,etc. When we found out she had a price on her head that was bigger than any number she could come up with we decided to do the right thing and hunt her down and kill her. I enjoyed shooting the first Hornperion guard that looked at us funny right through the eyeball. I smirked as his comrade,covered in the brains of his friend began to tremble. He fired back at us but was quickly taken down by Fluttershy.
" :)" A symbol appeared on her Visor.Fluttershy didn't speak much,but she seemed to let her sniper do the talking for her, or her Blade. Her sniper had a bunny spray painted on it with the words "angel" above it.I never understood why...

We got into the station.The place was crawling with guards and robots.No civilian ponies,just the henchmen which meant we were free to go nuts.It didn't take more than 2 seconds before twilight used her phase....thingy, and disappeared. I had seen this once before when she becomes visible again ponies will die,and I mean a lot of ponies.All I saw was bodies being sliced in half and robots exploding in the period of about 10 seconds.The blood and organs cut up so much by the dimensional shift that they just evaporated formed a red mist in the air.I couldn't help but cough as I breathed in what was left of the guards.
"Fuck! Twi,why do you got to be so sloppy with what you kill?!*cough*ever heard of keep it clean?"I snapped at her
"calm down dash.What is up with you?"
"Nothing. I just think you should warn us the next time you do that"
I swear to fucking Celestia I don't get twilight sometimes. She probably thinks that just because she is a "siren" that she is better than everyone else.
The station was empty now.We just had to wait a couple of minutes for the train to arrive.I used the time to reload my weapons:My hornperion assault rifle and a weapon I had made just for me,my alias 50 cal. light machine gun.We could hear the train approach but I heard somthing else...
"Listen no matter what happens right now you have to get on that train!"that voice again but this time I saw a face in front of me."Please.I'll explain later but right now you must do exactly as I say."
The train approached the station but only slowed down momentarily. We took our chance and jumped on the train just as it arrived.
"Now. Let's go find applejack"Big mac said with a grin on his face

End of Chapter 1