Borderlands: The Stable hunters.

The train's speed began to increase as we got further away from the station..........
Boom!!!
"What was that" I heard twilight shout trying to be heard over the noise.
I knew that feeling,felt that sound before.I saw the others having trouble keeping their hooves on the ground.That was a sonic boom.We were now going at full speed.It felt like the train began to slow down though. There must have been a stability field around the train or something.....We pushed on,the others now being able to move.We were in the second last carriage and there were three more ahead of us.We entered the next cart to find it empty.
"Ugh.this is no challenge! I require more to kill" Fluttershy said in an aggressive and impatient voice.This seems awfully strange.I went to open the door but before I could It was ripped off, along with the wall by a 7ft tall pon13-cru5h3r Hornperion robot!
"That's more like it"Fluttershy said with the :) symbol appearing on her visor again.
"save some for me"Big mac said happily as he approached the machine tackling it straight to the ground.
As the two fought the large metal beast,twilight and I made a run for the next carriage.There were guards,and some p0n3-r0b0t5 mk1 class robots inside.I loved how little of a challenge this would be I would enjoy killing applejack that much more now after her only protecting herself with a few armed guards and some toys.I cocked my gun and was ready for combat.
"Hey assholes!"I paused for a moment and grinned evilly as they looked at me...
"Drop it"
I opened fire and took 'em all out with one clip,Their organs splattered all over the walls, and pools of blood forming as they lay on the ground.
"Wow watch out we got a badass over here.Who let this bad boy of the chain?"Twilight said playfully to me.
"Shut the fuck up. That was so much more badass than anything you could have done." I said annoyed at her insult.
Big mac walked in with a robot's arm and a head."That was so fucking awsom...oh shit dude. Nice!"
"yeah,yeah come on."twilight said tapping her hoof on the ground.
Reloaded and ready to kick some ass we headed to the next door.Fluttershy dropped in from behind as we opened the door,she does that a lot.Applejack was sitting in the carriage,but there was something off about her.Only then did I notice the carriage filled with explosives!
"oh.sorry I didn't mean to disappoint you buuuuuut. I'm the protagonist of this story my little ponies and I ain't gonna die so easily. Fasten your seatbelts 'cause your in for a bumpy landing."A voice said over the intercom
Applejack turned around,revealing a corpse double.We all hesitated and began to back up.....
"welcome to calamity kiddos" the last words I heard.The words that would seal our fate and begin our journey.The search for the mare without a face.Handsome Applejack.
End of chapter 2