Ask that pony with the glasses

We start off looking at a white high class unicorn, with a purple robe, with a red ascot under it, including a pipe, and a pair of glasses over his eyes, with a question mark for a cutie mark, reading a book entitled "how to read" in front of a book case.

"Ah!" He exclaims closing the book " Hello. Didn't hear you come in. Greetings and welcome to Ask That Pony With The Glasses"

What do you think of the changelings and would you date one?

"That's a very good question. And the answer is yes. Yes I would date them. I can date anyone. I have even dated my pipe, These robes, The narrator, all in good fun. You freaking idiot. Next question."

I have a OC who wears glasses how do I stop myself from confusing him with you?

"Have you thought about giving your OC a name? Think about that. Give him a name like uh, Jerry! Once you have named your OC Jerry, ask him, Jerry are you "That Pony With The Glasses?" And he'll say "No I'm Jerry, remember?" And thus the confusion would be over. What a terrible question."

Who would win in a fight? Unicorn Twilight or Alicorn Twilight?

"I would imagine Alicorn Twilight. Unicorn Twilight has seen plenty of creepy creatures. But she has never seen an Alicorn, Twilight that it. I imagine she would be just as confused as the rest of us. And in the confusion, Alicorn Twilight would kick unicorn Twilight in the testicals. Because Twilight plays dirty. And then Alicorn Twilight would use her satanic powers to roast Unicorn Twilight. Because I don't know if many people know this but Alicorns are of the devil. Think about it. Could this be a creation of any pony loving God? I think not. They are all Satin's minions, and they will not stop till we are all turned inside out, dead. Isn't that charming? Yes.

Why do we Gak on kag and kag on Gak?

"Because you touch yourself at night."

If you could make you own full length MLP FIM episode with the budget of the show and all the resources need to make it what would it be about?

"I imagine it would mostly be about pornography. I do love Pornography. And there will be ponies, doing things. Things that you would normally associate with Pornography. And then I would pit in a story about a Twilight trying to reconcile with her father. The father passes away before she can ask for foreignness, and thus she has to find forgiveness in herself. And the some more pornography."

Who would you rather be president, King Sombra from Crystal Empire, Discord, or Queen Chrysalis?

"That's a very good question. I would imagine King Sombra from CE is the most intimidating of the bunch. Because if anybody has a problem with any of his policies he kills them. Which is all politicians want to do anyway. I wouldn't vote for Queen Chrysalis because anypony who mothers an entire race is disgusting. And I wouldn't vote for Discord because he is an anti Semite. Not to many people know that. He thought the invasion of Poland and the creation of the 3rd right was just an appetizer. An appetizer of death! yes."

Who would win in a fight between a Manticor and a thousand Changelings?

"In that type of battle I believe everypony wins."

I lost my remote control(to watch ponies with), do you know where it is?

" Certainly. It's right here," He holds up a remote "But it's mine now."

How do you think Celestia rules Equestria?

"She feeds on the blood of non Christians."

If they made MLP FIM character condoms which ones would you buy?

"Thats a very good question, too be honest there's such a wide variety to choose from. Spike the dragon, Twilight, Celestia, Pinkamena Diane Pie, Luna And Nightmare Moon, Dipcord, And of course Ross Pit Shark Hunter. I feel raped."

Are there any ponies that are dead that you think are really alive?

"Yes."

If an Alicorn is flying at the speed of light and she turns on her light spell what will happen?

"Total ejaculation! She would cream herself. And it will go everywhere. There will be no cleaning service to clean it up, and we would have ruined the only Alicorn in the world that goes at the speed of light. You A-hole. Yes"

Which color is Spikes green scales?

That pony with the glasses thinks about this for a while. Trotting back and forth until he finally comes up with the answer " Cabbage."

If aliens take over Fluttershys pets, what should I do to stay alive?

"Well that depends on what the aliens can actually do. If they, lets say fly or shoot lasers from their eyes normal procedures would be to shit yourself with fear. But however if they can do minor things like, speak spanish. I don't think you have anything to worry about. Thank you for your question you most likely retarded individual. How does this even involve ponies again?"

In your opinion what would be the plot of an episode with absolutely no cliches?

"I have to imagine 22 minutes of blowing up Spike. Think about it. Have you ever seen Spike blow up in an episode before? I think not! Once we blow up Spike we grab him again and blow him up, find another Spike, blow him up, the list goes on. no characters so story development, just blowing up Spike. Wah wah, kaboom. Isn't that precious."

I have a problem my cat "Opalescence" keeps ruining all my furniture around my house. How can I make the bastard pay?

"Well there are several different methods in this. You can spray her with water. You can rub her face in it saying "No No" Or my personal favorite, Crusifiction. Or in this case Opalfiction. Nail her to a cross, keep her stuck up there for days and then say: bad kitty no ruining my furniture. By that point she'd be dead but at least she would have learned her lesson. And she'll take it with her to her kitty grave." He bites down on the pipe with an ocward smile.

I was wondering if you ever consider being "That Pony With The Contact Lenses" or That Pony With The Laser Corrective Surgery."

"You mean just like how your that pony with the retarded question? I don't think so." He gives you the middle finger.

"This is That Pony With The Glasses saying: theres so such thing as a stupid pony question until you ask it." He winks and then puts his pipe back in his mouth and looks back into his book.

THE END
By That Pony With The Glasses

Ask your stupid pony questions today!