We start off looking at Ask That Pony With The Glasses.

"Ah!" He exclaims closing his how to read book "Hi. Didn't hear you come in. Greetings and welcome to Ask that pony with the glasses."

I have a parasprite infestation. What is the best way to get rid of them?

"That's a very good question. Tell them that your neighbor has much better things to destroy. Including your neighbor. Once they have destroyed all of his things tell them to go to you'r other neighbors house. And then another one, and another one, and another one. And then when there's no more neighbors around then they will eat you like a pig."

How do I kill Caesar?

"I'm sorry I don't know if you know this but this is ask that pony with the glasses. I don't know if that has anything to do with My Little Pony. But if it does involve My Little Pony. You can't. He is better than you. He is a god. And if it's a she. Why would you even wan't to kill her? With a stupid question like that. You might wanna hit that. yes"

How do you tell if your fillyfriend's a changeling, or actually okay with getting into a threesome?

"Psh! Hell if I know."

Can Twilight evolve into Rapidash?

"Probably. But since I don't like Pokemon I'm going to say. Of course not you, FUCKING IDIOT!"

Are Twilight's wings connected using glue or duct tape?

"Well."

"Neither."

Has anypony really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

"...... Do you even go to this school?"

Do you think the elements of harmony are a alicorn making device?

"No they were made by an Utrom. Anypony who gets that reference gets a free cookie."

Every time I enter Canterlot, Celestia keeps molesting me. How do I tell her I'm not interested?

"It's OK i'll Molest you now."

Will the tears of baby seals make my feathers feel buttery smooth and soft?

"Actually no. But do you know what will make your wings buttery smooth soft?" He licks his lips.

What condiments go best on a daisy sandwich?

"The blood of virgins."

Is it true that Luna runs orgies during the night?

"Sure whatever."

What drugs is Pinkie Pie on?

"Actually she is on a very well known drug called Apple Cider. You see the Apple family drug the Apple Cider. But it only works when you have more then twenty or so cups."

Do you believe Twilight secretly lusts for her brother?

"No but I heard Shining armor secretly lusts for his sister. I wonder what poor sap that is."

What would you do if Bennett the Sage entered Equestria?

"I will laugh when they bring him to the moon cannon. Damn Tim Burton hating son of a bitch."

Is Doctor Whooves a real doctor?

"No unless you count being a psychiatrist a real doctor. I mean when I think of doctors I think of the ones that cut you open and take out your innerds. What does a psychiatrist do? Take out your psyche any put in love? Bullshit. Now Nurse redheart there's a doctor I can trust. She raped me."

"This is that pony with the glasses saying. Therese no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it." With a wink he puts his pipe in his mouth and continues reading.

THE END
By That Pony With The Glasses

Ask your stupid pony questions today!

Author's Note

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