Ask that pony with the glasses

We start off looking at That Pony With The Glasses reading his trademark book.

"Ah!" He exclaims closing his how to read book "Hey, didn't hear you come in. Greetings and welcome to Ask That Pony With The Glasses."

What is Princess Twilight really a princess of friendship or magic?

"That's a very good question. And the answer is, she is the princess of the ponyville library."

Why do stallions keep telling me to "shake that plot"? What does it mean?

"Well you see. They mean shake that plot the hell outta here. You are a horrible dancer."

Are unicorns the master race?

"No. But I will be the master of the unicorns some day. They will bow down to me. As I am their master. And they will obey all of my commands. And when they are bad. I would torture them. When they are good. I will torture them. Isn't live just precious?"

I don't know what decorations to buy for Hearth's Warming Eve. My family keeps pestering me. Please help!

"Have you ever thought about not getting your family anything? That's what I do and I come out just fine! But if you do wan't to get your family some decorations spread the blood and guts along with the body of the youngest on the wall and scream happy Hearths Warming Eve I killed the youngest! That will be a Hearth Warming they shall never soon forget. They will call it the Hearths Warming Eve that the youngest died."

Are zebras really ponies?

"Yes they are."

How "big" is Big Macintosh

"Bigger than the "BIG" sea."

How Big is the big sea?

That Pony With The Glasses holds his head up like it hurts "GET OUT OF MY MIND!!!"

An hero?

"My hero"

What is the Pegasus Device?

"Well. Why don't you look a bit closer while I show you how it works."

My foals are deadbeats. Should I send them to the salt mines?

"No. SEND THEM TO ME!" Then that last part echoes.

Care for tea and crumpets?

"Why yes, thank you very much."

Slendermane is outside my window. What do I do?

"Have you tried asking him to go away? Who knows maybe he will say yes. And if he does, then I can continue stalking you from outside your window."

Everyday I wake up, take a shower, eat breakfast, and go to work at the Ponyville weather center. So this one day I'm working and out of nowhere this piano just comes falling out of the sky. It barely misses me and ends up crushing some poor unicorn, and I have to ask...
how do I make a daisy sandwich?

"Get some bread, Some daisy's, and the blood of virgin ponies. Didn't think that joke would come back did ya? Hahahahaha!"

Celestian Empire or New Lunar Republic?

"Personally I think That Pony With The Glasses Mafia is the best way to go"

Where did the pic come from?

"Well if you're talking about the one from the last episode I got it from here: Image and if you're talking about the picture on this story I got it from Ask That Guy With The Glasses. I just took the image and put a horn on top."

Do humans exist or is Lyra an idiot?

"How did you type that with hooves? Think about it."

"This is that pony with the glasses saying. Therese no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it." With a wink he puts his pipe in his mouth and continues reading.

THE END
By That Pony With The Glasses
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