Rainbow Dash's first love?
never when she's sober!
Previous ChapterNext ChapterWe stared at each other silently. I had so many questions bottled up inside me that I just couldn’t let out. When all the sudden that pony that was talking to the blue unicorn a while ago trotted back over.
“Heyy baby!” The unicorn said in a sweet tone.
“Hey, the lines to long lets wait until it dies down a little... who’s s SHE?” The cream colored earth pony with navy blue hair mixed with warm pink said jealously.
“Oh she’s nopony, that understands nothing about love.” They were talking like I wasn’t even there. This made me so mad but, I heard a certain voice that made me feel soft and warm, it comed me down. I turned around and saw fluttershy stare down at me with a small box of cupcakes in her mouth.
“Oh.. um hi..” Fluttershy looked down at the dew touched blades of grass blushing.
“Well hi! i’m lyra and this is my mare friend bon bon” Lyra said proudly.
“Marefriend?” fluttershys yellow cheeks turned bright red with embarrassment.
“Um, yes we are a happy couple!” Bon Bon said trying to be as outgoing as Lyra.
“Wow you two know nearly nothing about love we must teach you!” Lyra said excitedly.
“Umm I don’t know...”
“Here come over to our place at 8 we’ll teach you all we know!” Lyra handed me a small card with her address. She did this by putting her two hooves together and dropping the small paper on the grass next to me. Bon Bon looked sorry so she picked it up and placed it next to me on the bench.
“Umm.. may I see... please?” fluttershys asked in a hushed embarrassed voice.
“Sure!” I picked the paper up with my mouth and leaned up close to fluttershy pearing into her apple shaped eyes I got lost in them and leaned closer and closer not realizing what I was doing fluttershy fell of the bench and landed on the grass with me on top of her. She opened her mouth as I leaned in closer our lips touched and i dropped the sip in her mouth.
“NOW THATS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!” lyra said embarrassed i flew up off of fluttershy and on to the bench.
“I don’t know what your talking about! I just need to find the right stallion!”
“If you say so..” bon bon said disbelievingly.
“We have to go, see you at 8!” Lyra and bon bon hopped off the bench and headed for there house. fluttershy still laid in the same spot shocked.
“Well... i’m going to head off to twilights to get the next Daring Doo book... bye?” I quickly headed towards twilights house leaving the hopples wreck of fluttershy alone. I needed some sensable advice on all of this so thats who I was going to ask, twilight!
“KNOCK KNOCK” Nopony answered but the door was unlocked so I headed in.
“twilight? spike?”
“Sweet celestia! more more!” A voice yelled in a shrill tone. startled I walked in to twilights bedroom clueless of what was going on. I placed my ear on the door,
“Yes, you are great and powerful trixie yes you areee.” Twilights voice started to sound slurred. What if she was hurt? Did trixie really return? I slammed open the door only to hear surprised voces and moans right then I tripped on a empty beer bottle. I looked up, trixie was straddling twilight on the floor!
“Rainbowww did you comee to join the funnn?” twilight said even more slurred than before
“No! twilight is of property to the great and powerful trixie!” trixie leand over and grabbed a whip.
“Umm thats... ok... i’ll just be going now...”
“Byeeee Dashhhieeeeee” twilight said.
“Don’t let the door hit you on the way out” trixie said in a stern voice. I flew out of there as fast as I could possibly go I zoomed all the way up to cloudsdale where i sat on a cozy fluffy white cloud dumb struck. I couldn’t even think strait. Twilight and Trixie doing it??!?!?!?!?! What has the world come to?!?!?!?!? I can’t belive it! twilight would never do this when she’s sober right?!?!?! I’ll have to talk to her after her hangover tomorrow.
“MAIL! MAIL! MAIL FOR YOU!” A grey mare banged into me hard.
“Derpy!”
“I just don’t know what went wrong...”
“Umm... thats ok... Derpy can I ask you somthing?”
“Sure! anything rainbowwww!”
“Do you have a special somepony?”
“Why yes i do! his name is doctor hooves!”
“Oh finally some pony that hasn’t gone totally loko!”
“What do you mean rainbowww?”
“Well its just that everypony is getting all lovey dovey with another mare!” Before derpy could respond she fell on a storm cloud which zapped her hard and she fell strait toward ponyville! I dove and caught her in my hooves and dashed right up to a big loud that could hold both of us.
“Are you ok derpy?!?!”
“I just dont no what went wrong...”
“Yeahhh.... its a mystery... so anyways about my question?”
“Oh yeah! sometimes lady kisses are fun, rainbowwww... oh yeah thanks for saving me!” derpy leaned down and gave me a light kiss missing my lips and landing on my cheek. She took off leaving my letter behind. I was blushing hard. This was all to new and going to fast for me! I looked at the town clock in cloudsdale 7:00. I decided to head home to my mansion to clear my mind. I flew off of the cloud and whizzed towards home. I could feel the air getting alot cooler.by the time I got home it was 7:15. I was overwhelmingly tierd with all this new info that I just wanted to sleep when I opend the door i saw no pony other than fluttershy.
“Oh hi rainbow dash!”
“Hey sorry about earlier i should have stayed.”
“Oh no thats fine i called up angel bunny and he helped me up. so are you ready to go?”
“Go where, fluttershy?”
“Umm.. well lyra and Bon Bons right?”
“Ugh... I compleatly forgot about them. Are we seriously going over there?”
“Well it would be rude to turn down a invitation...”
“Ok ok fine we can go... there just super annoying!” Something about the tone and beauty of her voice again made me say yes even though I knew it would just cause more trouble in this one day.
“Huuuuuuuuuh..... yay”
“Alright lets go.” I said annoyed. This was the last thing I wanted to do right now. Fluttershy hopped on to my back her warm body making me feel all better as I wizzed out into the sunset. The sky was a golden magenta color but the sun still beamed bright yellow. Out of the corner of my eye i saw derpy wink at me. I blushed and dashed off because I knew deep down that two mares can’t ever date no matter what everypony was saying.
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