I Never Agreed to This

"'ey oop! I've been looking for you."

"Oh, sup, what d'ya need?"

"Well, according to your content blabber, I've heard of that one story that everyone liked and figured I'd finally give it jolly shot!"

"Hmm, it's not as good as I'd hoped it would be. Besides, I'm going what you told me to do and write the story for that competition."

"Yes, that did seem like a good idea, didn't it?"

"Yea... Look, you can read it if you want, but the ending is complete shit."

(Ten minutes later)

"You suck."

"I know."

"Right, off to Insanity's house with you!"

"Wait, what? No, no, no! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

"Alright chaps, he's gone now. So, what do'ya think we should be now?"

"This thing is a piece of fucking crap. Delete it."

"Aww, don't be like that! We can still fix it right up! Oh, maybe we could have the main character fall in love? That's a swell idea!"

"Hmm... Look, I'll give it the once over and see what I can do."

"Hey, where's mister 'In Control'? I want to screw the fucker!"

"Enough with the swearing Anger, I sent him to insanity."

"WHAT?! You sent out dear, loving friend to that... thing! Are you mad?!"

"You know he's the one who started this thing, now I'm going to finish it. Properly."

"No, WE are going to finish it. I am not letting you get all the bloody attention to yourself."

"Hey, guess what?"

"Wha- Oh shit."

"RE-WIND!"