Pony University

I won't bothering repeating myself, this is already outrageous enough without me restating everything I've already said.

As a condition of my classes, I am to write a "fanfiction" about my life here on campuss. As I have never even entertained such ideas before attending this...

Joke, yes a joke is exactly what one could call this plave. It's most certainly not a school.

You may even call it an asylum.

My point is, that I will not so much be dramatizing my life on campuss or create stories of intrigue that may relate to campuss life.

This will be a catalogue of my bitching and ranting and overall attempt to save who I can from this atrocity.

If you're reading this.

Run.

Run very far away...

And keep reading.

I'm doing this for a grade.