My name is Valedictorian. As my name sugests, I am almost always at the top of my class.

I was in high school.

When I was invited by Celestia herself to attend her new prestigious school, I was hard pressed to refuse, and now… Now I sit in lecture halls, listening and trying to comprehend how some specific group of individuals from another dimension not only watch us, but almost religiously!

Create art, and music and stories all centered around our day to day lives!

It's maddening!

Even my professors insist they're human!

That I'M human!

That every-single-pony is really just a human, voicing a character…

AFTER TELLING ME HUMANS ARE FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!!

Of course, that simply means every single educator here is a loon, and Celestia is perhaps the greatest troll on the face on our great Earth.