The Sh*t just hit the fan

Ch. 1 The Sh*t Just Hit the Fan.

"FUCK!" I yelled when the first of my foes realized I was in the compound.

I rushed to the nearst cover bringing out my SCAR-H long barreled battle-rifle and putting away my sniper rifle of choice the Accuarcy International L96A3 Arctic Warfare. I found the nearest metal wall, and immediatly got behind it and blind firing trying to keep my foes down."Come on you DUMBASS why didn't you pay closer attention for motion sensors" I thought to myself before coming out of cover and engaging the South American terrorists rushing me with a pattern I remembered from training for optimum leathality 'Two to the chest, One to the head'.

I wasn't using the standard FMJ (Full Metal Jacket) rounds. The rounds I was using were jacketed hollow points for the 7.62x39 (.308), .338 Lapua, and my trusty pistol the Kimber custom elipse II .45 ACP suppressed extended mag pistol. My battle-raifle clicked empty and the foes were still pressing but there were only three left, so I took out my sidearm and easily picked them off.The I replaced the semi auto sidearm to the holster along the upper part of my thigh. With my current threat taken care of I ran through the objective of my mission.

My mission was to eliminate the 'mad' scientist Dr. Alberto Gabriel Rodrigo Alvarez. The reason for his elimination was because he created a teleporter that could send his terrorists to any location in the world for complete and total suprise for the intended target. Dr. Alvarez's lab is located deep within a unchartered section of the Amazon rain forest. I was selected for this mission because of my ability to operate by myself and my excessive use of fire power.

I ran in to a patrol of five men at the main gate and quickly dispatched them with my suppressed BR. After I entered the compound (which to my suprise was lightly guarded) I spotted him enter a building and I directed all of my cooped up anger at him. I saw the only other door in the building was at the end of the hall I was currently, so I moved as quickly and quietly as I could to the door.

I reached the door and immediatly kicked it down. When I entered the room the scientist was looking at a console. I stepped on some strange platform, leveled my sights, and fired. Before the sound of the shot was heard the bullet turned his head into soup of brains and blood with no cover. I holstered my handcannon when slumped over some lever and then there was a strange light and sound was emitted from the platform and then everthing went black.

Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were by themselves when a strange light appeared in the room. After a minute or so the light faded and there was an extremely tall (taller than Celestia) unicorn whose coat was midnight black and a strange pattern on his mane that was an alternating pattern of dark blue, dark grey and black in strange splotches with an even stranger cutie mark. His cutie mark was a eagle holding a trident, anchor and some sort of weapon and it was all gold. This unicorn also had a few strange looking sticks stapped to his body.

When my vision came back to me I was in front of two regal looking horses that were looking at me with expressions of shock and awe. I returned the same expression for 5 seconds and then my training kicked in and I reached for my pistol only to realise.... I HAD MOTHER FUCKING HOOVES! So in a desperate attempt to my dumb ass I tried thinking of how I could draw my pistol when I felt a strange sensation on my head and the pistol was wrapped in a strange black aura. I leveled the weapon when two bubbles formed around the horses and when I fired the bullet deflected off the bubble and then I was thrown against the far wall by larger of the two.

I had impacted the wall in less than a second and then she calmly walked up to me and asked "What is your name unicorn and how dare you attack my sister and I," while creating an unbearable heat in my fore hooves.

Because I had been called by my call sign for so long I forgot my real name so I answered both of her questions "My name is Lone Wolf and the reason I attacked you was I thought you were a threat," after answering I promptly passed out.

I woke up in a bed chamber with the two horses looking at me with worried expressions on their faces. They noticed I was waking up and were relived to see I was okay. The smaller of the two walked up to me when I noticed they both had horns and wings. She promptly said "I am sorry for what happened, but we thought you were an assassin paid by one of our enemies to break our country's will as well as the griffion's."

I processed what she said and then realized I had no fucking clue where I was so I looked at her and asked "Where on God's holy Earth am I and who the fuck are you two?"

She responded "Oh sorry my name is Princess Luna and that is my older sister Princess Celestia and what is this 'Earth' you speak of?"

I asked " Isn't this planet Earth?"

Celestia responed "This isn't planet Earth. This planet has no name, but you are in the country Equestria."

After I heard this news I promptly passed out from shock.

Author's Note: this is my first fan fic so it might not be too good but it might get better over time.