I got myself in another F***ing War

Ch. 2 I got myself in another F***ing War

I woke up a few hours later to see the younger princess panicing. When I was fully awake I asked "Why are you freaking out?"

Her expression softened when I woke up because she knew I could help and she responded " We are being attack by a pack of wolf soldiers and we need your help," as she was telling me this she handed me my gear. I was as gitty as a school girl when I got my weapons back. Then a pack of wolves broke through the door and with my magic I grabbed my BR and engaged the wolves with five shots. One for each of their heads and their heads popped like balloons sending brain matter, blood and chunks of their skulls back down the hallway.

I heard Luna scream and turned to see a wolf had come through the window. I drew my S&W with my magic brought the sight level with its head right above Luna's back and yelled " EAT LEAD YOU MOTHERFUCKER," which caught its attention before I fired. The large caliber handgun round obliterated the wolf's head where there was only a small spurt of blood coming out of the neck with the dying beats of its heart.

Celestia came in after hearing her sister scream and as she arrived she saw the gore left from my intervention against the wolves. She was in shock until I yelled "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! ITS TOO FUCKING DANGEROUS," I looked out the window and saw a small town and said " There that town go there it looks safer than here I will meet with you there when I am done here." Celestia and Luna nodded in agreement and teleported out of the castle to the town (which I later found out to be ponyville).

I ran into the hall while checking over my gear I noticed that my combat knife was still in its sheath on the side of my pistol holster. I removed the knife which had a 14in half serrated half smooth blade combat knife. I got a sadistic smile knowing that killing these wolves was about to get a hell of alot more fun and as I entered the area where fighting was taking place I got a sadistic smile.

I realized that my hand to hand combat with a few adjustments to the fighting style I could turn it to hoof to hoof combat. I snuck up on the first wolf taking pride in his recently claimed kill on a pony soldier. I wrapped my hoof around the base of his head and with my magic I floated out my knife and cut his head clean off. The other wolven soldiers took notice of me as well as the ponies. Two of the wolves rushed me and with the tweaks to my CQC fighting techniques they did't stand a chance. One got a knife through the eye and into the cranial cavity, and the other one got a hoof to the face followed up by a knife slash through the throat.

The rest of the wolf soldiers were focused on the guards ponies as I unslung my BR and I began to put rounds through the heads of each of the wolves when the oppurtunity prensented itself. After fighting for an hour the royal castle was clear of wolf soldiers and i asked one of the guards ponies what the name of the near by town I sent the Princesses to he replied that the town's name was Ponyville and it also held the bearers of some powerful weapons in their world called the "Elements of Harmony".

As I left the Royal city I noticed that there were hostiles moving down the road to Ponyville, but they weren't wolves. "No," I thought to myself, "they just had to have a combat unit sent by the enemy composed of FUCKING Grizzly bears." I slung my BR and took out my L96A3 and started lining up my first shot.

I fired my first shot vaporizing the 'lead' bear's head so that it was a fine red mist with chunks of brains sprayed everywhere else. The other bears were panicing after the first ones head exploded and it didn't take long for the other to meet the same fate as their 'leader'. I galloped from my postion to Ponyville as fast as I could so I could make sure the Princesses and the civies were safe.

I reached Ponyville just before dark and I was fucking tired. I got to an old Oak tree with a door cut into it before I collapsed hitting the side of my head against the door knocking myself out.

I awoke to see a lavender unicorn mare in the same room as me and as she saw me waking up she left the room in which immediatly after she left she burst back in with the two princesses in tow. Luna and Celestia were relieved to see that I was okay. I said "It's good to see that your all okay and my I ask who this is," moving my head to the lavender mare.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle," she said proudly, "and I am Celestia's protege and bearer of the Element of magic."

Upon hearing the final part of her introduction I let a loud sigh which confused allof them, but Celestia was the first to realize that my job of staying alive just got tougher because now I involuntarily accept a mission of protecting the Princesses and the "Elements of Harmony".

Celestia looked at me and the to Twilight and said "Go fetch your friends he is going to have to know who is going to protect from assassination attempts," and with a curt nod Twilight was off to fetch her friends.

Author's Note: My head hurts after coming up with two chapters in one day I will try to put up one or two more chapters by next week.