SOCOM: Equestria

by Kozak

Change in Job Description Assassin for US to Bodyguard for Ponies

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Ch. 3 Change in Job Description Assassin for US to Bodyguard/Assassin for Ponies

As Twilight dashed out of the library Luna and Celestia started to ask questions about my 'Fire Staffs'. I was alittle annoyed when I was asked this at first, but then I remembered their guards were fighting with swords and not firearms so I realized that their weaponry is still in the middle ages.

After I did answer for a while I recieved an acidic look from Luna that looked like she was about to beat the living shit out of me since I was currently unarmed and out gunned in the aspect of magic.

"First off they are not called 'Fire Staffs'. They are called Firearms, guns, or boomsticks," I continued in calm manner so I didn't anger the regal sister, " they launch what is called a bullet with the ignition of a substance called gunpowder."

Luna and Celestia looked lost at my description so I didn't continue my explanation in a way I would explain to an idiot, " You pull this thing right here and it goes BOOM," I said as I pointed toward the trigger on the BR.

With that explanation completed Luna looked at me and asked, "So what is the world you come from like?"

Not wanting to explain Earth twice I decided to tell here in a kind manner "I wouuldn't want to explain Earth twice so I think it would better to wait for Twilight to return with her friends and explain it to everyone."

After a short pause Luna and Celestia nodded in agreement and I retrieved my weapons that were right next to the bed I was laying on. Once my weapons were on my back I calmed down a little. Even though I can kill someone with my hands-no wait errr- hooves I still felt defenseless without my guns. Now all we had to do was wait for Twilight to return.


--P.O.V of Twilight--

I dashed out of the library I decided to go to the Carousel Boutique first and retrieve Rarity. I ran to the door and knocked still trying to remain polite. After knocking I heard the door unlock and Rarity standing there. Upon seeing me, Rarity said, "Oh Twilight it is so nice to see darling how can I help you?"

I responded, " Rarity come with me I will explain why I came to get you when we get to the library, and do you know if Rainbow Dash is nearby?"

Rarity answered in a nonchalant tone, "she is sleeping on that cloud right there," pointing to a nearby cloud.

I yelled at Rainbow to get down and when she did she about to ask 'What's your problem Twi?!' but I told what I told Rarity and then proceded to gather the rest of my friends.

After about 30 minutes I had retrieved my friends and returned to the Library. When she opened the door she saw the tall and mysterious black unicorn wandering around the library while the princesses were having a conversation on the other side of the room. All my friends stared at the unicorn stallion that was taller than Celestia with fear and curiosity. He hadn't noticed our pesence, but Rainbow Dash being Rainbow Dash thought he was holding the sister hostage and that he was a spy to the enemies of Equestria and dashed off to tackle him letting out a war cry.


--P.O.V Lone Wolf--

I heard a war cry and my body went into combat mode. I located the the threat which was a pegasus pony that was a cyan color with a rainbow mane charging me with the intent of doing damage. The sister tried to stop her but it was to no avail. When she reached me I ducked and through a punch to her stomach. She lost all control and crahed into the far wall with an impact that shook the whole tree.

I turned around and as I was doing so I drew my baby the Kimber. I saw an orange pony take the same intiative, but the princesses were successful in stopping this one.

Luna walked up to me and in the most soothing voice I ever heard she said that the were Twilight's friends. I relaxed and apologized to the cyan pony who just recovered from my punch. The new ponies that arrived introduced themselves. After that I got there names straight in my head. The cyan one was called Rainbow Dash, the orange one was called Applejack (she also had an accent that sounded like she was from Texas), the pink one was called Pinkie Pie and the white one was called Rarity.

After their introductions I said, "Pleased to meet you all. My name is Lone Wolf and I am not from Equestria, and to answer one of y'alls many questions yes I am a soldier."

I then proceded to tell them where I was from, what I did and my new job here now that I am stuck in this world. I also noticed that protecting these ponies were going to be the most difficult mission I have ever had. After processing this though I muttered "Fuck why can't I jsut be back at base after completeing that fucking assassination mission."

And the hardest mission of my career started and it wasn't difficult because of the enemies it was difficult because I didn't have enough bullets and I was going to have to figure out how to make more.

A/N: I got an editor who is going to try and give my chapters more pazzaz and correct any mistakes I made while writing this and another thing 'Will Lone Wolf figure out how to get more ammo keep reading and find out'.

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