All that Glitters is Gold
There are three things that connect Fool's Gold, Short Fuse and Ambra together. First is that they do not have any money. Second is that they are idiots. The third is that the narrator does not care about them very much.
One is a former host club employee down on his luck, taking any odd job to get back the money he once had.
One is a former royal guard out of her element, having been forced into early retirement for her violent tendencies.
One is a former letter carrier, whose claims of narcolepsy are jotted down as her simply being unbelievably lazy.
One is a narrator, trying to make some sense out of their antics and build a comprehensible story.
Together they intend to get rich: it all goes downhill from there.
56818 words: Estimated about 5 hours to read
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8 Chapters:
- Chapter 1: Adversity makes strange (and often vulgar) bedfellows 2013-01-23 23:13:14 UTC9292
- Chapter 2: Any publicity is the type that will get you in trouble at some point! 2013-01-29 00:47:43 UTC5086
- Chapter 3: First impressions last only to the point where you go have a drink together. 2013-02-04 03:10:37 UTC5389
- Chapter 4: There's no fool like an old fool who thinks he's right! 2013-02-23 02:19:25 UTC6098
- Chapter 5: Use your monkey wrench for monkey business only! 2013-04-20 00:46:16 UTC5902
- Chapter 6: The way to a wrestler's heart is under his loincloth. 2013-07-16 00:25:36 UTC7424
- Chapter 7: A picture is worth a thousand bit fine if you paint it on a public wall! 2014-03-08 21:30:53 UTC9520
- Chapter 8: Sisters are blossoms in the garden of carnivorous plants. 2014-06-05 19:51:58 UTC8107