Her Knight in Dark Armor
Chapter 5
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"Thank you." Crescent said in a warm felt tone as he collapsed on the wet grass. Luna's eyes shrunk as she hurried to Crescent's aid and lifted him up with her magic. She carried him under a nearby tree as she laid him down on the partially wet ground. She patted a hoof on his cheek to try and wake him up.
"Crescent! Crescent! Crescent please wake up!" She pleaded as she placed her ear on his chest, she could feel no breathing from the lungs. She quickly placed both of her hooves on his chest and pressed down for him to gain air. She pressed her lips on his as she blew out her breath to donate her air, she released he lips as she repeated the same process. "Please! Please! Wake up!" She exclaimed as she raised both of her hooves together and slammed them down on his chest causing him to spring up in shock and pain.
"Arrrghhh!!" He gasped in relief as he exhaled with safety. " *cough* *cough* Oh god... *couch* what happened?" He asked as he looked at Luna.
"You just fainted and you couldn't breath! I gave you CPR and well... the rest is history." Luna said in a worried tone as Crescent sat up, drenched in rain as he looked into Luna's eyes.
"Thank you Luna, I almost went to my family. Guess, it's not time for my visit yet." He said as he stood up and wiped off any raindrops from his eyes. Luna did the same as the two walked towards Crescent's motorcycle. They both sat on the bike as Crescent revved it's engine, or tried. "C'mon, girl c'mon." He struggled as he repeatedly revved his engine on, hoping to turn it on. This was frustrating for the human. Crescent turned his handlebar one last time only to be deceived by his failed vehicle. "Damn, the bikes dead." He checked the gas meter only to find a needle pointing to a big E. "Dammit, I forgot to get gas." He sighed heavily as Luna placed a hoof on his shoulder.
"Worry not Crescent." Luna said as she flashed her horn teleporting the two back inside Crescent's garage. Crescent gave a smile towards Luna as she giggled from her spell.
"Thanks Luna, if you hadn't use your spell, we would've been sick by now." He said with a chuckle as Luna followed with a giggle. The two got off Crescent's bike as they walked inside the living, Crescent took off his jacket and threw it on the couch. "Luna, I'ma go take a shower. If you need anything, just yell out." Crescent informed as Luna nodded and trotted into the 'tribute room'. She picked up a different game, it was a white disk with red lip like mark on it.
"What in the moon is this?" She looked at the label of the disk.
Hot Luck
Rated A for adult
Contains explicit material
Could this be a video game? It's rated A and I am over 1000 years old. Luna placed in the disk inside the console as she sat down and watched the screen.
----10 minutes later----
Crescent stepped out of his shower with steam blazing our of his bathroom. He put on some clothes as his stomach rumbled with greed. "Guess it's time for dinner." He said as he started to walk down the hall. He could hear some groans and moans from the tribute room as Crescent raised an eyebrow in confusion. What the hell is going on in there? He walked towards the doorway of the tribute room as he could see something shocking of him. He could see Luna watching a pornographic film, he was becoming a little aroused that his friend started to spring up. Oh shit! He quickly covered his area as he ran towards the kitchen as he tried to picture what he saw out of his head.
Was she-
Calm down!
Calm down? CALM DOWN!? I Just saw Luna watching a porno! How the hell did she find that!!!
Remember, you had that secret stash.
NOT HELPING!!! Crescent argued with himself as he picked up a kitchen knife and a pulled out a few veges from the fridge. He chopped up Lettuce, carrots, broccoli, green onions, cilantro, cauliflower, and zucchini. He placed them all in a large pot and he poured vegetable broth and stirred the broth mix. She then put in some sauces and some herbs as the broth turned to a spring green color with chopped vegetables surfacing on the top. He then started to slowly and deeply breathed. "Okay.......okay....calm.....calm." He sighed in relief as he took a small spoonful of the broth and sipped it, he smiled at his flavor's success as he whipped his hands. "Perfect" He said to himself as he walked into the garage.
---Meanwhile---
"Princess, it's been a month and Luna is nowhere to be found. I think we should-" The guard paused as the princess look at him in the eye that could kill a manticore.
"NO! *Ahem* I mean, no please. We must keep looking." Princess Celestia said in a desperate tone as she gazed out towards her sister's moon. "Oh Luna, please be okay." Celestia begged as she started to weep for her sister's disappearance.
"P-Princess?" The sun goddess paused as she turned around to find her niece Princess Cadence and Shinning Armor both with sad looks on their face. "I-I'm sorry princess, but I think it's time to-"
"NO! Shinning Armor you are the captain of my royal guard and you will do as I'm told, just, please.... find her." She pleaded as Cadence trotted over to her crying aunt and place a hoof over her neck.
"It's okay auntie, she's okay, I promise."
Crescent prepared a scrumptious dinner with rice, vegetable soup, and baked potatoes as he set the silverware and china down on the table. "Luuuna, dinner time." Crescent said with bullets of sweat filled with embarrassment. I'm reaaaaally hoping she doesn't hate me for that DVD she found. Crescent slowly walked towards the tribute room as he slowly shimmied against the wall. Oh God, please don't hate me. He hoped as he tilted his head and peaked from the side of the doorway only to find that Luna was missing? Huh? Where's Luna?
Crescent checked around the house and could find no trace of the pony. He heard a vocal voice coming from the outside. The voice sounded like an angel, beautiful and elegant as Crescent tried to follow the voice. He walked outside to hear the vocal becoming stronger and more beautiful. He ran up his wall and climbed up to his rooftop to find Luna sitting on his roof staring at the moon. She was singing a song, a song that was beautiful and lovely that it hit Crescent in his heart.

"Well that was something." Crescent complimented as Luna turned around in surprise as she blushed with embarrassment. "That was beautiful Luna."
"Oh um.. it was nothing, really. I just, wish I was back at home." Luna said as she looked at the moon. It was still full and shun bright upon the two. She shed a small tear as Crescent approached her, crouched down and placed his arm around her neck.
"Don't worry, you'll get home, and I'm coming with ya. Remember, the wormhole thing is still lit, and you look normal already." Crescent said with a smile as Luna followed. "Has your magic fully recovered?"
"Yes, when do you want to leave?"
"Maybe tomorrow night, I just want to spend one last day on Earth y'know?"
"Yes, I understand." Luna said as she rested her head on Crescent's chest. Crescent felt a beat in his chest and he took his hand and brushed his palm on Luna's navy neon blue mane.
"Welp, it's dinner time." Crescent said as Luna removed herself from Crescent's chest and flew down the building. Crescent simply jumped off and rolled on the ground as he landed. Luna sat at the dinner table as she eyeballed at what Crescent had prepared.
"What is this you have prepared Crescent?"
"Well, I've prepared a vegetable soup with rice, and baked potatoes stirred with sour cream, chives and butter."
"What is this rice you speak of? It looks like paste." Luna said as she confusedly gazed at the rice.
"It's kinda like grains, plus it goes good with almost anything. Also a great source of carbohydrates, and it's from another country called Asia. Give it a taste."
Luna did just that as she levitated a small amount of rice and placed it in her mouth. It felt partially sticky but edible as she examined the tastes of the white food. She swallowed the rice as she tasted her mouth but found no passion. "It tastes plain, as if there's no flavor."
"Well, it's mostly used as like stomach filling food, try it with some soup and veges and you'll get the idea." Crescent recommended as Luna placed a small clump of rice in her bowl and poured soup and vegetables in. She lifted her spoon with her magic as she tasted the combination, in a mere half second, her eyes sparkled as she could feel an all new taste with the food as she continued to eat in a scrumptious expression.
"Oh my word Crescent, this is delicious, *mmm* Where did you learn to cook so well?"
"Well it's a little bit funny, but I kinda wanted to be a chef."
"Ooo Do tell, I want to hear this."
"Well, I was in culinary school and I studied and chopped to the best of my abilities to become a chef. And when the years passed, my skills improved. I eventually entered a tournament, there was a lot of pressure on my but I topped it all off with a bang." He said as he threw his spoon in the air, making it spin as it landed in the mush of his baked potato. "I won and I got a degree to enter the best culinary class in the world." Crescent paused as he took a bite from his rice stew as Luna became a tad impatient.
"So what happened next?"
"Well here's the funny part, it was my like....60th day there and I was making a souffle. Then uhh.... I kinda blew up the kitchen." He said as his cheeks blushed in embarrassment causing Luna to giggle for the human.
"So they kicked you out for blowing up one kitchen? How did that happen?"
"Well, y'know those volcano projects? Y'know, the ones with baking soda in them?" Crescent asked as Luna nodded in remembrance. "That's kinda how my souffle ended up, don't know how but straight after that I got kicked out."
"Oh, well I'm sorry."
"Don't be, I never had a chance anyways."
"Don't say that Crescent, I'm sure you would've had the chance."
"Yea... but it's good that I failed." He said with a soft tone as Luna placed a hood over her mouth in shock.
"What? Why would you say such a thing?"
"Because I wouldn't have met you." Crescent said as Luna's heart pumped full of passion. The two continued to eat and chat as they finished. Crescent piled up the dishes on his arms as Luna aided in levitating the dishes. "Thanks Luna, just put them in the sink and I'll wash 'em." Luna nodded as she placed them in the sink and trotted in the 'tribute room' with bloody and happy expectations. Crescent started to scrub the dishes and place them in the washer as he paused halfway and gave out a yawn. Whoa whoa, gotta wash these dishes. I'll just...rest...my...eyes...
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A shattering noise rang through Luna's ears as she peaked her head out from the tribute room to find that Crescent was slumped over his sink as the water poured down onto his face, but he didn't wake up. Luna giggled for the tired human as she turned off the sink and levitated up Crescent, she carried him into his room. She tucked him in as she gave a quick peck on his cheek, she closed his door and crawled up next to the human, snuggling him. "I love you Crescent." She whispered as sleep soon shrouded her eyes.
Author's Note
Welp here's another chapter. Hope you liked it :D
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