Soliders of Equestria

    It was laundry day, and as usuall Twilight told spike to take the day off and, see his friends the C.M.C. She had only started to kick him out because she felt that he was acting a little odd, so like she's done before, Twilight assumed the worst. She had just brought down her clothing, spawning from panties to her favorite hoodie, when she spotted a pair of Spikes cargo pants. At first she thought nothing of it but, as she walked closer to pick them up, she spotted a letter in right back pocket. "probely money for his nasty drug addiction." she thought taking the letter out of the pocket. She froze when she read the letters cover. The letter read:

To:Staff Sargent Spike Sparkle.

Current code name:Tattle Tale

I.D.#:07004-11367-S.S.

Unit:Celestia's Elite Light guard/Luna's Elite Shadow guard.

Current deployment:Creation of a new guard unit, based in Ponyville.

Goal of unit is to protection of the elements of harmony and Twilight Sparkle.

From:Princess Celestia & Princess Luna

Reason for letter:New deployment, possibly in the Everfree forest or in the Crystal Empire.

   "WHATTHEFUCKDIDIJUSTREAD!" exclaimed Twilight. "I need to find the girls they can help me under stand this...this I don't even know What the fuck this is." Twilight thought Twilight as she picked up her cell phone to call her best friends, and fellow elements of harmony. Twilight in her rush failed to enter her password for her phone four times, and was about to mess up again. "breath, Twi, breath." she thought to herself, and after a few seconds she calmed herself down and called the girls.

   "Heya Twi, what's up?" Pinkie Pie said cheerfully.

   "This better be important Twi, I was napping." Rainbow Dash said ereatrbly. Before anyone else could speak, Twi ,in voice that was on the verge of tears, said,

   "I need you girls to get her now. I just found something that...that I...I... please help me?" and with that said the only response Twi was given was the sound of the call disconnecting and Twilight began to cry.

20 minutes later

   Twilight heard the girls banging on the door, followed by Dash's threat to tear it down if she didint open it for them, so she did. Her eyes were still red and puffy from her fifteen minute crying session as she opened the door. The girls swarmed her, like ants to a picnic. Each holding on to her as if she were there biological sister. Rainbow was the first to speak.

   "What's wrong Twi? What can't you deal with?" dash said in a hushed tone.

   "the letter, I...I..." Twilight began to cry again.

   "y'all stay here with Twi, whiale me and R.D. look at the letter that's got Twi on her kness." said AppleJack, as she and Rainbow walked over to the letter.

   "this is the letter ,twi?" asked Rainbow dash, holding the still closed envelop in her cyan blue hands. Twi nodded her head, the tears had stoped but it was clear that she was in a delicate state.

   "uh, sugarcube, this here letter is still in it's envelope? Do ya know what's in side it?" asked AppleJack,a little confused, as she took the envelope from Rainbow.

   "read the cover" Twilight said in a tone lower than that of Fluttershy.

   "k, sugarcu.... o my goddd, he... This..." AppleJack was at a complet loss for words. "y'all need to read this" she said, in a shocked tone. The girls one by one, cycle through reading the envelopes cover. This time Fluttershy was the first to speak.

   "Girls, why don't we go upstairs in to you room Twi?" Fluttershy said confidently.

   "ok" Twilight said, and they began moving upstirs with Twilight.

3 hours later

   Spike was walking back to the library. It had been a three hours since Twilight had kicked him out for 'Lauandry Day'. He began to think to him self "I wonder why Twi's been kicking me out, besides isint my job to do lauandry?" he thought to himself. "I hope she doesent find my cigarets that would defiantly...wait a second...where's the letter from the princess?"

   "o shit" he said and soon relized that he left in his BDU pants on the floor. Spike ran faster than he had run in his entire life. One thought in his head, "she found the letter".