The Story of The Godfather
Chapter 8: Fluttershy and Some Pretty Musics
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"Where did the music even come from?"
"TAMDT."
"What's that?"
"My home, ship, office, and everything in between."
"So like a huge alien spaceship?"
"Yup. Just better."
"How much better?"
"A lot."
"Does it have a pool?"
"Look here Rainbow, I could spend hours trying to tell you all about it, and I wouldn't be even a quarter of the way done. So if you would PLEASE be quiet for now, I'll show you it. Okay?"
"Fine."
"Good."
So after getting Rarity to calm down they continued to walk down the road towards sugercube corner. It went fairly well after that and had minimal interruptions. The universe decided it was a great time to change that.
"Okay before we go any further, can you five explain to anyone else from now on who I am, cause this is REALLY annoying me. I hate repeating myself." The Godfather said.
"Fine." was his only answer.
"Fantastic, by the way your friend is about thirty paces to my right and looks like she is going to start staring at me, could you deal with her?"
"How didja even see her?" Rainbow asked.
"You learn a thing or two over the coarse of fifty thousand years."
"Like?"
"Well," The Godfather started, "Like playing the soprano saxophone, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, bari saxophone, bass saxophone, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, bassoon, oboe, trumpet, trombone, superbone, tube, baritone, bass, cello, violin, viola, guitar, percussion, electric bass, and some others. Along with getting degrees in Andrology, the study of male health, Anesthesiology, the study of anesthesia and anesthetics, Angiology, the study of the anatomy of blood and lymph vascular systems, Anthropology, the study of humans, Apiology, the study of bees, Arachnology, the study of spiders, Archaeology, the study of past cultures, Archaeozoology, the study of relationships between humans and animals over time, Areology, the study of Mars, Astacology, the study of crawfish, Astrobiology, the study of origin of life, Astrogeology, the study of geology of celestial bodies, Audiology, the study of hearing, Autecology, the study of the ecology of any individual species, Bacteriology, the study of bacteria, Bioecology, the study of interaction of life in the environment, Biology, the study of life, Bromatology, the study of food, Cardiology, the study of the heart , Cariology, the study of cells , Cetology, the study of cetaceans (e.g., whales, dolphins), Climatology, the study of the climate, Coleopterology, the study of beetles, Conchology, the study of shells and of molluscs, Coniology, the study of dust in the atmosphere and its effects on living organisms, and Craniology, the study of the characteristics of the skull to name a few. Plu-"
"WE GET IT." They all replied at once.
"Good. Because I only list instruments I play and "ologys" I have a degree in. To say them all would take HOURS and I don't feel like doing that. So yeah, friend, deal with her. I'll be around here. Somewhere..." He replied while looking at a amphitheater close by.
"Alright. Come on, lets go." Twilight said while leading them off.
-20 MINUTES LATER-
"And that's who he is in a nutshell." Twilight concluded.
"Um, what?" Fluttershy said.
"He's just a really smart and really old alien."
"Oh."
"Really, I give a twenty minute speech and that's all it takes to explain it?" Twilight said.
"Just simplify things. It makes life much easier."
Just then, a strange noise could be heard from the amphitheater in the park. It sounded like a wheezing noise, but also like it was a strong wind. To a certain grey pegasus, it was a sign that the doctor was in. Soon, all of the town gathered around the amphitheater to see what this strange noise was. They then noticed that the noise what being played twice. Then, one of them also had thunder with it. Then, they stopped. As the silence almost made the town check to see what the sound was, the curtains opened and two bipedals could be seen on stage, each standing next to their own identical blue boxes. One, a taller red-headed man with a white blazer, carried a guitar plugged into an amp that was wired to others spread around the stage, while the other, a slightly shorter man with brown hair wearing a tweed jacket and red bow-tie, was sitting behind a drum set. The one with the guitar started playing his guitar, while the other shortly followed with his drums. They played...
As they played the blue boxes started projecting in the air above the crowd, pictures of the humans and planet Earth along with other races such as the raxacoricofallapatorians, timelords, the Godfather's happy memories, the Doctor's happy memories, and so on. As they finished, they went into each of their blue boxes respectively and emerged again seconds later carrying different items. The Godfather, a saxophone, and the Doctor, a trumpet. The Godfather then pulled out a microphone and walked to the front of the stage.
"We need some extra instrumentals and a male vocalist. Who thinks that they can do it?"
After a few moments they had gotten a few volunteers to come up on stage. They split the group up so one half went with the Doctor and the other with the Godfather. Moments later they came out as bipedals. Each carryed an instrument and for one, a microphone. Each still had the same mane color, just now as their hair. One looked very much like the Godfather, just stronger. This happened to be Big mac. Others where Spike, a stallion named Foxtrot, a mare named Ratch, other stallions named Shadow Lurker, by some random chance Fancypants, Thunderlane, and Lucky Clover. They somehow managed to learn a brand new instrument and memorize and entire song in 3.5 seconds. Aliens man. They all took their place and started to play a song. They played...
After the song was over they went back into the blue boxes and emerged again carrying different instruments. They once again took their places on stage and had memorized how to play a song and instrument in 3.5 seconds. Once again they nodded to each other and began to play. They played...
To say the audience was breathless would be an extreme understatement. Some just tried accepting it and moving on while others tried to figure out what was going on right now. Once again, aliens man. They give you headaches. So many headaches...
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