Quentin Trembley Goes to Equestria.

Sir Quinten Trembley the fourth was a romantic man. No not like shipping, more in Shakespeare. He could take two things and fuse them in literature in such a way one might call him 'charming'. Now in this new land, he decided he would use the experiences here to write a book.

Trembley tapped his hand to his chin, "I shall call it, Technicolor Magical Ponies of Fuzzy Pickles!"

Rainbow Dash flew above Quinten Trembley as they lead him obliviously toward Twilight's house, "This guy is kind of freaking me out."

Fluttershy flew next to Rainbow Dash, "I know he seams... off... but I think he has good intentions."

"Like crashing me into a tomato cart?" responded Rainbow Dash.

Discord jumped up next to Rainbow, "Come on know, that was indeed funny. Besides, I was under the impression you liked pranks!"

Rainbow Dash huffed, "That wasn't a prank, it was assault!"

Quinten stopped and looked at the three, "On the contrary! I was borrowing your ability to fly to allow my safe arrival to the ground!"

By now, the group was infront of Twilight's library, and Spike came outside.

"Oh hey guys! Discord! and..." Spike starred at Quinten, "I suppose you want Twilight to examine this?"

Rainbow Dash nodded, and Quinten replied with a gasp "Do my eyes deceive me?! Is that you Draga?! My long lost one of a kind Iguana, it must be you!"

Spike was then tackled in a hug from Quinten Trembley, as he replied "Help.... me...."

Rainbow came beside Quinten with hast, "Hey bub! Hands off the purple dragon!"

Discord responded to Rainbow "I am actually starting to like this guy."

Trembley released Spike and held him outward "I am never letting you be a congressman again!"

It was then Twilight came downstair with a pencil in her hair, of which was frazzled beyond repair. She was about to yell at Spike, then starred at Quentin Trembley.

"Discord..." started Twilight, "What did I tell you about starting a Chimera Laboratory?"

Discord face palmed, "Why does every pony go and blame me right away?! I'm beginning to feel like you don't trust me yet."

Quinten walked up to Twilight and examined her ear, "You my lady, have very good ear hygiene!"

Twilight looked around awkwardly, "Well, um, yes, I guess I do..."

Fluttershy spoke up, "Twilight, this is are new friend, from the sky..."

Quinten gave a hand ready for a handshake "Sir Quinten Trembley the Fourth! Eighth and a half President of the United States of America and Founder of Gravity Falls!"

Twilight could swear American awesomeness was waving off of Trembley in the form of light as she returned the handshake.

Rainbow Dash replied, "United States of Amerigo? huh?"

Quinten chuckled, "Amerigo was the person who named the continents! But non of that matters! We have very importan business upon us!"

Quinten Trembley then marched into the kitchen, and began searching for biscuits. Twilight looked at Fluttershy, who shrugged.

"You guys keep an eye on him. SPIKE! Get all the books of creatures in Equestria!" said Twilight.

-----------------------Meanwhile, IN CANADA--------------------

The Prime Minister was sipping his tea, when some spilled on his fancy pants.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

-----------------------Now back to the story-----------------------

Discord was having tea with Quinten, as they discussed the aspects of holidays and how they relate to ocean pigs and volcanoes. Over this time Twilight discovered something amazing, she couldn't find anything on the creature that landed in ponyville.

When Twilight came into the kitchen, Fluttershy was refilling some tea cups while Discord and Tembley were discussing... something. Rainbow Dash by now was asleep in the sink though.

"Soooooo" Started Twilight, "Mr. Trembley, do you mind telling me were you came from?"

Quinten stood up, "Mmyes, you do need an explanation. *Cough Cough* I come from a world, a veyr worldly world, that definitely IS real. In this world, the inhabitants enjoyed the luxuries of life, liberty, silliness, and butterscotch. But then, came the RED COATS! They went through and took ALL OF THE BUTTERSCOTCH!..."

By now Fluttershy was trembling in fear, as Discord held in a laugh while Twilight stared in confusion.

Quinten continued... "But then, a jerk known as George Washington formed himself with the power of the seven Dragon Balls, and the power of the Eight Melodies, to cast the darkness of the red coats to another dimension! Were? I don't know, but wherever they went I hope it is a very slimy place."

Twilight stood there in confusion, as Discord burst out laughing, "So.... Do you know how you got here?"

Quinten sat down, "Simple, the power of math!"

Twilight sighed, and turned around, "Spike, get ready to take a letter!"

Spike came down, "Alright..."

With Twilight out of the room, Discord came beside Quinten, "So, I was planning on going to a "picnic" today, want to come to the "picnic"?"

Fluttershy sighed, "Discord, the last time you said you were going on a picnic, Rarity's entire stock turned into Tuna..."

Quinten thought about the offer, "Sounds good, but I will have to pass... I have a feeling my arch nemesis will be here any moment."

Rainbow Dash woke up, "Arch nemesis?! You mean theres going to be action?!"

Suddenly, a meteor landed into the room through the roof, surprising everyone and sending them flying.

Quinten Trembley stood up "I should have known you would come and find me, Count Kaka Krabby Patty!"

The smoke slowly cleared, revealing a steaming hot space rock about the size of a soda soft ball. Rainbow Dash flew over and eyed it, "It doesn't seam to be doing anything..."

Quinten glared, "Don't fall for it! He will get into your mind and take it over if you are unprepared!"

Discord laughed and picked up the rock, "Oh, this? It's just a meteor." He then cracked it open like and egg, revealing it to be a geode,"See, nothin... HUUUUEEEEEEGGGGGG!"

Out of nowhere, Discord had a cuteness overload, as right behind Quinten, was the cutest thing ever... Baby Fluttershy.

Quinten Turned around, "GAH! What the!? Kaka Krabby Patty! You have reached a new low! I mean, Weaponized Cuteness?"

Baby Fluttershy then spoke up, "Wat? I thawt we wuz having tea."