Quentin Trembley Goes to Equestria.

by SecretPerson

Prolouge: From horse mount, to cliff, to colourful ponies.

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Quentin Trembley bounced on the back of the horse as it rode him off somewhere. He actually had no clue were he was going, but in the past this sort of behavior landed him somewhere he was needed. Such as that time when he fell into the Presidential Debate and began debating the physics of bubblegum.

"Mmmmyes, I did make some valid points that day." Said Trembley as he chewed on a Pinecone he pulled off a tree as he flew by it on horseback.

Trembley looked around at the scenery, noticing how other than the town, nothing in this area changed. But before he could delve further into the thoughts of what may have happened while he was frozen In Peanut Brittle, Trembley's horse screeched to a halt, throwing him off a steep ledge.

"Well then! It is time!" Yelled Quinten Trembley, as he saluted and fell face forward down the cliff toward some sharp looking rocks.

Then, right before he hit them, Quinten grabbed a Bald Eagle by the talons, and flew with it down a ravine. He then launched himself forward and landed on a dead tree, knocking it into a small river. This river led him rapidly into a cave of sorts, were he fell down who knows how far, until with a flash, everything Quinten Trembley saw vanished, and he was REALLY high in the sky.

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Fluttershy flew through town with Discord at her side. She more or less was a bit upset with him for turning a vendor's cart into a Giant parasprite. Luckily he made it into a large crape instead, but still.

"Come on Fluttershy!" said Discord as he flew by, "You have to admit that was funny!"

Fluttershy looked at him, "I know when somepony wants more than you should pay for something, you should be assertive, but that was too assertive."

Discord chuckled to himself, "So what? I need to learn how to be assertive properly?"

Fluttershy stopped, "Considering your attempts to help Pinkie's Parents in their rock farm ended with you angrily turning all of the rocks into Lollipops, perhaps that would be good idea."

Discord groaned, "Look, I know Celestia says I need to help Equestria, but I need more time to figure out what needs helped. Other than the fact this town sees an unnatural amount of disasters, Equestria seams pretty dandy, it just needs more fun."

Fluttershy sighed, and started toward a vendor, "Now watch this time, don't go trying to defend me..."

Discord gasped, "But Fluttershy, all of these private company stores only aim to get your money! Without people like me, capitalism would destroy Equestria!"

Discord then stopped, and raised his arm to his ear, "Do you hear that?"

Fluttershy listened, but didn't hear anything, "Hear what?"

Discord shushed her, then made a pair of binoculars appear. With a look through he said, "Well, that's something."

Fluttershy looked up, "What's something?"


Quinted Trembley was falling at speeds beginning to reach terminal velocity by his standards, but he was not worried at all. He had formulated a plan of which he would land on that cloud, and then ride to to safety.

He was then surprised to see he fell right through it.

"Curse you Mother Nature! I thought I gave an executive order to make clouds solide!!!!!" yelled Quinted as he fell to the ground.

When suddenly, a trampoline appeared under Quinten, and he quickly bounced off and flew toward some buildings. He then saw a blue Pegasus traveling at high speeds, and thinking quickly, landed on her.

"HEY!" yelled Rainbow Dash as Quinten Trembley suddenly landed on her.

Trembley ignored the fact Rainbow Dash just talked, and grabbed her mane, whilst turning her toward a road.

"For FREEDOM! And pancakes!" yelled Trembley, as he and Rainbow Dash crashed into a tomato cart.

Not too long after, multiple ponies crowded around the smashed cart to see what happened. It was then Quinten jumped out and observed the crowd.

"Hmm, it seams I have landed into a world inhabited by colourful ponies." Said Quinten Trembley to himself, "That or I just landed in a vat of Smile Dip."

The ponies gasped, and ran away, except for Discord and Fluttershy.

Fluttershy stared at Quinten Trembley, "Discord... What is that?"

Discord shrugged, "I don't know, you tell me. I've been incased in stone for most of these last thousand years!"

Trembley looked at Discord and Fluttershy, and said "Well, I shall call this land, New Pennsylvania!"

Fluttershy cocked her head, as Discord said, "Hate to break your bubble, but your in a place that already has a name."

Quinten Trembley gasped, "WHAAAAT?!"

Discord laughed, "Welcome to Equestria!"

Quinten looked at Discord "And what are you my good lad?"

Discord replied "Discord, god of chaos!" as lightning struck behind him.

"PERFECT!" said Trembley, as he approached Fluttershy, "What do you call yourself Yellow Pony?"

Fluttershy stuttered, "F-F-Fluttershy..."

"Mmmmyes!" replied Quinten Trembley, "This is EXACTLY the place I need to be right now!"

Discord raised and eyebrow, "How do you know that? From what I can tell you have no clue were you are."

"PRECISELY!" responded Trembley, "I have no idea were I am or how I got here. That is how I now I need to be here right now!"

Rainbow Dash slowly got up from the ruble, "What... happened?"

Fluttershy rushed to Rainbow Dash's aid, "Are you okay?"

Rainbow Dash looked around, and looked closely at Quinten Trembley, "Yes... But... what is that?"

Quinten chuckled to himself, and approached Rainbow Dash, "Good technicolor pegasus, you helped ensure my safe arrival! for that, I grant you the honor of having this Negative Twelve dollar bill!"

Rainbow Dash eyed the green piece of paper Trembley just handed her, "Thanks...?"

Trembley then turned to Discord, "Now then, take me to you local leader!"

Discord stared at him, "Okay..."

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