Out of Control

You currently sit at the table in the griffon cave where they negotiated for territory.
A single lamp illuminates the room. Sweat drips from your forehead.
You are not alone, there are five more creatures sitting around the table.
No one dares to say a word, too much is at stake. The tension in the air is unbearable.
”You must be stupid to think that you can achieve anything here.” Lyndwin says cold, but you can hear the doubt in her voice.
You reach for your glass of cider and take a sip of the cool liquid, the alcohol helps to relax but isn't nearly enough to make a difference. You also don't want to get smashed right now, you just can't afford that!
Ingrid smacks her cards on the table “Fold.” she is wearing Applejack's stetson, looks damn good on the busty griffon...
All eyes are on Dash, she smirks “All in!” she pushes her coins in the middle. Applejack is already out and you feel the pressure upon you as it's your turn.

You cannot lose, there are so many bits, why did you agree on this?
Why did you agree to play Griffon Hold'em with these guys?
Why?
Because Bera asked you to, that's why, can't turn down a good friend like her...
You have so little bits left that you can only go all in, you have two pairs but Rainbow seems awfully full of herself.
She throws you an evil grin and you say “All in.”
Bera raises and forces Lyndwin to go all in as well.
Heads will roll.
You have to win this, the chances of success are low but not zero!
If you FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
Bera revealed her cards, straight flush.
Rainbow bangs her head against the table and sends her cards flying, she just had a street, JUST...
Lyndwin is crumbling her cards, apparently she also lost...
Applejack laughs her flank off. You take it easy, you only lost one month worth of salary.
Only...
Bera starts shoveling her mountain of bits into a bag.
“Aren't you going to finish?” you ask her.
Ingrid pushes her coins to Bera's “We are finished, our flock won.”
“Wait, you teamed up?”
”No, but the money goes into the flocks reserves anyway, not Bera's or mine.” Ingrid explains “Also I never won against Bera so it's boring anyway.”
Applejack peeks outside “Aw shucks, already dark. Wanna walk back t'gether Anon?”
“Sure.” you answer.
Since the forest is dark and scary, Rainbow and Ingrid tag along. You wave goodbye to the rest and start walking.
Rainbow mocks you all the time because you went all in with just two pairs.
You lose AJ at Sweet Apple Acres, you wouldn't mind but Rainbow insists to accompany you to your doorstep. Finally there she gives you a tight hug and takes flight to Cloudsdale
...
Shiiiit, grow some balls and ask her already! She waits for YOU!
“Hey Ingrid, care for a little drink before heading home?” you try to ask as cool as possible.
The beautiful griffon stares at you, you can't tell if it's a seductive stare since she always looks fucking hot like that!
”Okay.” she says finally with a grin.

You hold her the door open like a gentleman, just past the threshold she elicits an unpleased “Oh. What happened here?”
You close the door behind you and take a look at what caused Ingrid to say that.
The room looks like a battlefield, apparently Pinkie threw one of her wilder parties...
You quickly clean the table for your guest “I'm so sorry, I didn't know that Pinkie Pie had something going.”
She eyeballs the unconscious party goers and sits down.
“Coffee? Tea? Beer? Cid-”
”Tea please.”
“I'll put some on. I only have mare gray though.”
Rarity made you buy that stuff for the rare occasion of her visiting you, talk about generosity...
”Mare gray is fine.” she says.
While the water boils you quickly hide some unconscious ponies in the guest room where once Allie Way was in, Pinkie included. At least it doesn't looks like as if the punch was poisoned anymore.
Ingrid asks you with slight amusement in her voice ”Tell me, I never visited you before, does it always looks like this?”
“Oh gods no, Pinkie usually warns me two weeks prior if she does something like this, I'm sorry about this mess.”
Your apology causes her to chuckle “I'm just joking. I don't mind a good mess. You should see my aerie.” she says sultry.
She seems so damn sophisticated, you have to ask! “Do you know Rarity and her Carousel Boutique?”
”No, why do you ask? Is she a friend of yours?”
“Uh, yeah she is. I'd really like to introduce you to her if you allow.”
Ingrid raises a brow ”How come?”
“Uh, just thought...you would make a great model for her griffon series.”
She gestures to herself “Me? A model? But I'm not nearly good looking enough for something like that.”
She's even modest about it! “Don't say that, you're stunning!”
Fuck.
You can see her blushing a little, her white feathers only accentuate it even more.
She has a pitch black tint on her feather tips and around her eyes, it makes her bright purple eyes look awesome all the more.
”You don't know what you're saying, stop it.” the way she said that sounded more like 'keep it coming'.
“You don't have to be so modest about it, you're the most beautiful griffon I've ever seen, and for all I know, I ever will!”
She has visibly conflicted feelings.

You give her some time and go get the pot of water.
Shit.
“Ingrid? Do you know how much of the tea stuff goes into the water?”
You really suck at making tea, actually it's the first time you do it. Since you woke up in the tower you never made tea even once, now you feel like an idiot having to ask your guest. There are no teabags, only the herb stuff.
Luckily there is a sophisticated griffon lending a helping talon ”Don't put the herbs into the water!”
She rushes to you and with a few quick movements she puts a tea strainer into the pot (you didn't even knew you had one!), then lifts the thing and rocks it slightly to and fro.
“What are you doing?”
”Weighing.”she answers short.
After a few moments of doing that she puts a certain amount of the herbs into the tea strainer. You want to ask her how she knows the right amount, but she grabs you around the waist before you can mouth any protests and sits down with you at the table.
Ingrid holds you tight, you grab around her neck and do the same.
Dat plumage.
You run your hands through her fluffy feathers, they feel like silky fur rather than like actual feathers.
”I get the feeling you like me?” she sounds way more aggressive than ever before, but what the fuck do you care? The hottest griffon in Equestria is...no...wait...you sit on HER lap?!
But what the hell, you already figured that griffons are a little more pushy than other species.
”Your feelings are right Ingrid.” you answer.
You are face to face with her, her talons start exploring your body as you try to feel every single of her feathers, roaming around her neck and chest.

Even though griffon breasts are as good as non existent while not breast-feeding, you love touching griffon chests! And even IF her breasts would be swollen with milk they would be located at her belly, why do you get off on that so much?!
It has somehow a lewd feeling to it, that's why.
You caress and ruffle her plumage, using your fingers to draw circles and massage her.
She also enjoys it, a talon that is gently kneading your groin gives you that feeling...
Suddenly she gets up and bends over on the table with you, resulting in your head meeting with the table surface. The tea almost got spilled but who gives a fuck about tea right now?!
She gives you a short probing kiss, then another one, and another until she plunges her tongue into your mouth relentlessly, literally tongue-fucking you.
Ingrid works on removing your shirt, she has to interrupt her smooch-assault to pull it over your head, then continues with it.
She lays her weight on you, pulls back from the messy kiss and asks you face to face, a few strands of saliva still connecting the two of you ”Do you know what would look good on you?”
Please don't say a fedora!
Ingrid brings her beak right next to your ear and whispers barely hearable ”A collar.” she encloses your neck with two fingers as she whispers that.
Her thick birdlike tongue flicks at your ear.
You push her gently at distance “I think you've spent too much time with Lyndwin.”
A broad grin forms on her face ”Of course I did...” your arms give way as she uses the table for leverage, pulling herself onto you again ”...she's my sister.”
Oh shit!
But you are way to horny to care right now...
A moment of weakness on her side and you push her off, get off the table and pick her up like a bride. Considering their inhuman strength, griffons are fucking lightweights!

You walk towards your bedroom, as you take your second step your left ankle loses all strenght. Your leg just gives away.
Not wanting to fall on Ingrid, which is squeeing in your arms right now, you lean backwards as the inevitable fall comes.
The leg doesn't hurt anymore. But since you are an unknown species they couldn't treat the achilles tendon rupture properly...and because you had no insurance. The result is that you now have next to no strength in your left ankle and never will again.
Ingrid grumbles unpleased on top of you.
“Sorry, my leg.” you apologize, what a bummer.

Pinkie walks down the stairs, she is still drunk ”Heey Anon, having fun?” she almost stumbles a few times ”You had a visitor but I can't remember anymore.”
Then Berry and Derpy follow.
Oh shit!
Derpy gallops towards you, she jumps and lands on Ingrid, hugging both of you.
”Anoooooooon!”
Arousal! This is brain! Evacuate immediately! This is an order!
Ingrid makes eye contact with you as Derpy has you in a choke, signaling you that she feels no different.
“Sorry.” you say to Ingrid.
Derpy looks up offended “You did nothing wrong!”
Ingrid leans her head back and groans “Next time we go to my place.”
After some embarrassing questions from Pinkie Pie you see her off, that went not as expected...
“And come see me when you have time, I meant the thing with Rarity!” you tell her as she leaves.
”I will think about it eventually, adieu.”
You have no idea if Rarity even needs a model of some kind, but they just HAVE to meet each other!

Suppressing the urge to spank Pinkie you deem the day done and make it to your room.
What a bummer...
When you enter you see a suspicious mound under your blanket. Someone, somepony or somegriffon is in your bed. Must be one of Pinkies guests...
In this case you can just sleep on the other side of the bed, they are usually too drunk to do anything after a Pinkie Party.
How come you've never seen a single one of them with alcohol poisoning? Or throwing up?!
Fucking magic.
You lay down next to the trespasser.
Hell, you could be having a sexy time with Ingrid right now, how could you mess this up so badly?!
As you slump down into your pillow you whirl up a considerable amount of feathers, someone ripped open one of your pillows...
Okay, that's enough. You can take a beating, but no one is allowed to damage your huge bed!
You sit up and pull the blanket of that guy, drunk or not this calls for a spanking!
You lost a lot of money, you messed up the thing with Ingrid and now this!

A griffon is lying there unmoving.
Some of these scars are very familiar...
You grab her and roll the avian on her back.
Light purple tint? Check.
Blind eye? Check.
Post-traumatic stress disorder kicking in? Check.
You petrify.
There is a predator in your bed...
What if she came to beat you some more?
Whatever you do, don't fucking wake her up!
Just as you form these thoughts her good eye opens in a heartbeat, a golden eye is set on you.
You can feel your face becoming pale and your balls tighten.
Back at the hospital some time ago you only managed to stand up to her because of your anger, but that faded along with the pain...now you just hate her as much as you fear her...what the hell is she doing here?!
She will likely kill you if you do something brash...
Why is she here? And why isn't she drunk beyond her senses? That would make things easier...like running!
“W-What d-” your voice fails you as a feeling of vulnerability envelops you.
Gilda leans on her elbow, never ceasing to watch you, why isn't she saying anything?
For what feels like an eternity nothing happens.
This day can't become much worse...
She is still looking at you, come on!
Shout at her! Scream! Get angry! You know you want it! She crippled you! Hit her until your hands break!

”Are you going to sit there all night, dweeb?”
Before you can answer she grabs you and pulls you down gently.
Dat gentleness, she must be in apologetic mode again...you don't want that...you don't want anything of her for the rest of your life...
But maybe you can talk to her without getting sliced to dices instantly.
She lies on her side, facing you, one of her arms rests under your head, the claw of her index finger draws circles on your your chest, not the bleeding ones luckily.
Then she starts ”I'm...really...sorry about what happened, I've totally gone too far.” she sounds honest like one would only expect from Applejack. Still it doesn't heal your leg...
You become a little less tense.
”And I'm sorry about your foot...even back then that night I didn't want to hurt you that much. Maybe I can...carry you from time to time...as compensation?”
It almost sounds like as if she is about to cry, you completely forgot that she is a sentient being too and not an emotionless violence machine.
Even though she acted like one.
Maybe you can forgive her eventually? But not anytime soon!
“Gilda, I need some more time.”
The griffon pulls you close for a tight hug.
God dat fluff, it's even fluffier than Ingrid's!
Your hands rest on her, ready to push you away from her at any moment.
Gilda continues ”Over the past few weeks without you, I realized how much I like you.”
Her grip tightens even more and claws start piercing painfully into your back, her voice becomes serious ”If you don't forgive me, I'll just take you to my aerie and chain you up.”
What?
“You're kidding. Right?”
”I just installed the anchors for the chains.”
“No you didn't.”
”If your next words aren't 'I forgive you', you'll find out.”
This bird is batshit crazy, but what the hell, somewhere you have to draw a line!
You try to push yourself away from her, but her grip is way too tight “Gilda! You can't just expect me to forgive and forget! Do you have ANY idea how I feel?! Because that's what a relationship is about! CARING about one another! What the hell is wrong with you?!” yes! More like that!
“You're not just some mate, you're my elskhuga. And I can't just let you run around and fuck with somegriffon from another flock!” she growls.
If she is going to kill you, at least you die without regrets “Then UNMAKE me your elskhuga! I already told you that! You're in EQUESTRIA! Not in a place without LAWS! Don't walk around and beat the shit out of people like you please! Fucking hell! YOU FUCKING CRIPPLED ME!”
Gilda's grip becomes even tighter and she makes a grimace “Watch your mouth dweeb!”
Fuck this gay shit “You know what?! NO! I say what I want! You can beat me all you want but I'm not going to be your little bitch! And you can tell Lyndwin the same!” that's right! Fucking griffons!
Gilda releases you and stands up from the bed, you jump up and spread your arms “Come on! What are you waiting for?! Aren't you going to kill me?! I thought it would be so easy for you griffons!? Just choke me to death! Or snap my neck! Or beat the shit out of me until I die! You almost did that one, remember?! Come on! Do it! I'm right here! You griffons like oppressing weaker species right?! Come on! Do what you griffons do best! You fucking bird, don't dare to just leave!”
Gilda turns around and leaves the room with a pulsing vein on her forehead, you're not going to let her off that easy.

You want her to do it.
It would make everything you just said true. On the way back out you do everything you can to tempt her, you know she wants to do it!
“Are you too weak? Is that it? Afraid of me?! I know I'm not under Celestia's protection! No consequences for you if you do it! I don't know why you are hesitating! Maybe I should spread some nasty rumors among your flock?! You damn bitch!”
You shout at her without holding back, not even caring about Pinkie Pie sitting on the kitchen table and having a cup of tea.
“GO ON! You fucking piece of bird-poo! Do it already! I'm waiting! You goddamn ASS-HOLE! DON'T JUST FUCKING IGNORE ME! YOU DAMN WHORE! AHHHH!!! COME BACK!!! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!!! YOU'RE AN PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR AN GRIFFON!”
Gilda gets outside and lifts off, you are trembling with rage as you shout after her “YES! RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY AND CRAWL BACK INTO THE SHIT-HOLE YOU CAME FROM!!! AAAHHHH!!! YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!! COME BACK!!!”
You stop when you can't see her anymore.
She is gone.
Hopefully forever.
You hope that she gets struck by lightning while taking a dump!
You can't believe she thought she could just apologize and everything would be okay!
Lyndwin is next...you don't care if anyone murders you anymore, it can't get much worse anyway.

The next day comes, you somewhat calmed down but if you see another griffon...
Rainbow finds you as you walk around town ”Hey Anon, you have some time? I need somepony for training.”
A welcome distraction from all these avians... “Sure, what do you have in mind?”
”I wanted to run a few laps around Ponyville, gotta work these legs!” she lands and strikes a few poses, flexing her leg muscles.
“Dash, I can't even walk straight, how am I supposed to keep up with you?”
”Oh...uhm...yeah...kinda forgot about that, sorry. What CAN you do?”
You shrug “Dunno, everything that's not running I guess.”
Rainbow rubs her chin, thinking hard ”...hmm...nah.”
“What is it? Come on, out with it.”
”No, you'll laugh at me.”
“If it doesn't involve my genitals penetrating yours I'm not gonna laugh, I promise.”
She glares at you for a moment, then breaks out into laughter ”That would be an option?!” she spurts out.
“No, it would not.” you say stern.
She wipes a tear and comes closer ”How about some good old fashioned weight lifting?” she says with enthusiasm.
“That sounds absolutely reasonably, why would I laugh at you?”
Dash rubs her neck ”Well, you know...dunno.”
“Okay, but there is no gym here, whe-”
She gestures you to stop ”Don't worry, I have some weights at my house.”
She looks proud as hell ”As I recall, we have to catch up a little. You still haven't visited my home right?”
You nod.

Before you can react she is already pushing you in the direction of Cloudsdale. Whatever doubts you have, she is damn right about that 'catching up' thing. Maybe she can be your bro again...
You arrive at a small hill, there is a huge building made of clouds and rainbow colored water stuff in the sky “How am I supposed to get in there? I'm not a pegasus, nor can I s-”
Before you can finish she flies off into her house, only to come back moments later.
She throws you a small bottle ”I got it all covered.”
After chugging it down she carries you to her 'front yard' “Dash, that thing is a fucking mansion, you live here?”
A broad grin and a moment later you get inside. The clouds do not exactly seem to be very stable, but Dash just shrugs it off “Better than concrete.” she says.
As she leads you around, proudly presenting every corner, you can hear a faint labored moaning “Rainbow, you hear that?” you ask.
She perks her ears up.
“Do you have house slaves?”
”Don't talk crap Anon, must be Gilda.”
Oh yeah, greeeeaaaaaat, you totally forgot that these two are close friends, despite Gilda looking like a serial killer now.
Damn it, you just want to leave, but you can't let Rainbow down now...
She leads you to the moaning.
It's a small gym!
The bird you hate so much looks up from her lifting, then gets back to it, ignoring you completely.
Good.

The number of weights and devices is ridiculous “Honestly, you should rent some space in Ponyville, put all this stuff there and call it a gym. You'd make a fortune.” you suggest.
”You're talking crap again Anon, who would-”
“Griffons.”
She stares at Gilda for a moment.
“And that white pegasus with the tiny wings.” you say.
A little talk later you start some lifting, you've been in hospital and after that didn't really do much to become fit so you take it easy.
You place yourself so you have a good view of your new found nemesis. You'd still like to know why she didn't beat the shit out of you yesterday, but you're not going easy on her because of that.
Gilda repositions after a few minutes, she is sweaty as hell and her fur seems wet. She takes a seat that lets herself watch you.
The result is that the both of you stare each other in the eyes for minutes without blinking. She looks angry, you try to look angrier. You'd like to give her a serious berating, not the shit you pulled of yesterday but a serious talk. You can't do that with Rainbow around though, Pinkie was traumatized after she saw you flipping out yesterday. It took a whole night of pampering her to get her back to normal.
Gilda puts more weights on.
She wants to make you look bad in front of Rainbow!
You put more weights on as well. She notices that and puts more weights on for the second time.
You're not going to chicken out!
Second set of additional weights, are ON!
Gilda starts lifting, it looks like she has to put much more effort into it but she acts like there's no problem.
Then you start.
Oh god. Why did you do this?!
These things are now at least a ton heavy! You can't lift THEM!
FUUUUCK!!!
Yes that's right! Fuck it!
You do it nonetheless.
It's fucking heavy and your muscles will hurt for at least one month, but you're going to beat that fucking bird!
After just ten repetitions Gilda flashes a grin, she noticed that you can't do it much longer...shit...
Rainbow seems to be oblivious to what is happening, she just goes at her own pace.

So it's just between you and Gilda!
Good.
You put the weights down, your muscles ache and you don't want to keep going, but you have to!
You add another set of weights. Gilda has stopped and does the same, making sure you see it, she adds twice as much as you do!
Knowing you can't lift much longer and especially not much more, you stay with what you have. Let her boast, you'll eventually get her...
She starts fast and you follow her example, that griffon is stronger and you know it.
Eventually you stop and change the workout. Gilda grins evil and both of you know
Gilda 1:0 Anonymous
You'll get her...
Next is benchpressing.
You walk there, never letting Gilda out of your eyes. She lies down first and you spot her. It's the perfect occasion to give her a piece of your mind.
She starts to lift “So...killed some defenseless people today already?” you ask innocent.
Gilda gives you her deathglare, it sure looks scary, but you're not afraid of her anymore. If she kills you here right now, her true self is revealed right in front of her best friend!
She starts to lift faster and answers “No, haven't seen any unfaithful weaklings until you came.” she puts the weight into resting position and demands more.
You double the weights.
Gilda starts to lift them right away like a maniac.
“Not even beaten up some innocent bunnies? That's hard to believe, I thought that's your hobby?”
“I only tried to preserve your reputation! Lyndwin was mocking me in front of the entire flock! Do you even know what that means?!”
“No, I have no idea how you griffons tick. But if you prevent member from being bullied by bullying them even more, you can't tick very fast...”
“I thought you could handle a few griffons! Give me more weights!!!”
You double the weights once more and Gilda starts to have trouble, but still goes on relentlessly.
“How am I supposed to do that, huh!? Why don't I scratch them with my HUGE and SHARP talons!? Or I just FLY away with my WINGS! It's not like a griffon is naturally three times as strong as a human?! Right!?” you almost scream that, luckily Rainbow seems to think you're trying to motivate Gilda...
“Okay! I admit I made a mistake! But I can't hold your hand all the time!”
Gilda finally can't get the weights up, for a moment you are tempted to crush her with them, but pull them into their resting position before you get any worse ideas.

Gilda 1:1 Anonymous
You get onto the bench, Gilda removes ¾ of the weights and hands them to you.
It's a decent work you have to put up, but it's manageable.
“Why don't you just fire me from that elskhuga position?” you ask her serious.
“It's not that easy!” the griffon answers “If an elskhuga goes, the stjori has to follow. 'Firing' you would be 'firing' myself.”
“I don't care about your selfishness, I got almost killed on more than one occasion, I got fucked in the butt and I got crippled for that! All because I am your elskhuga!”
Gilda adds more weights “AND I almost died BECOMING the stjori!”
“I don't give a fuck. I'll ask Rainbow later how I can get out of this shit, you've been nothing but viol-”
“NO! Leave Dash out of this!” Gilda hisses.
One of your brows raises itself on its own “Finally found your achilles heel, huh?” now you've got her by the balls!
Gilda's expression is full of disgust “Don't you dare pull her into this! I'm going to kill you for sure if you do this!”
“How about I leave her out of this, and you unmake me elskhuga? Sounds like a good deal to me.”
“You little fucker!” she grabs the handle and pushes them on your chest, at the same time she pushes her crotch onto your face as well.
It stinks of hours of working out and a musk that is beyond sexual.
If this bitch wants it, you will fuck her brains out until nothing else in the world can satisfy her! Then she has to beg you for the dick!!! Muhahaha!

You push the weights to the side and get up, that smell is already making you horny...
You get up and face Gilda, she looks as angry as she can, even snarling a little.
Fuck her!
You walk to her, grab her around the waist and carry her around a corner, out of Rainbow's sight.
“You're going to regret this!” Gilda hisses.
Her talon grabs your groin, a little harder than you'd have liked. In no time your pants are around your knees and she is stroking you to full hardness.
You are not going to submit this time! Your hand reaches for her groin, but she intercepts with a talon. Luckily you still have a second hand, you smack it against her pussy...visibly a little harder than she likes it...
Whether it is sweat or sexual juices, but she is wet down there. You coat a finger and plunge it inside, circling and wiggling, probing for some good spots.
Meanwhile the staring contest the two of you participated in has detoriated into a messy make out session. Relentlessly you both try to arouse the other one, the tip of her beak scratches your cheek but you are too busy to notice until it draws blood.
Who cares?
She pulls away from the kiss and growls “I'm going to make you my fuck slave! I'll let every griffon in my flock fuck you everyday at least twice!”
She says that, yet she is getting wetter...the short but intense workout you just had nags at your boner. You can't lose this!
Suddenly she turns to the side and starts walking, never letting go of your dick.
She shouts “Rainbow? I'm gonna show Anon the sauna.”
“Damn, are you stealing my workout partner?!” the pegasus answers jokingly.
Slowly it dawns on you why Gilda never visited the spa...

You take off all your clothes and continue in the sauna.
“You're going to be MY elskhuga when this is over.” you threaten her.
Gilda just laughs “You're pretty cocky when you don't get beaten dweeb!”
Your nemesis sits there on a bench, steam fills the room as you close the cloudy door behind you.
She pulls you into herself and you align your dick with her entrance “Take that you bitch!” you say, then push inside.

You are now Rainbow Dash.
For some time now your entire house has been filled with lewd moans. They come from inside the sauna and there is no doubt who is the source of this.
Damn it, you thought that Gilda and Anonymous were having a fight?! What happened to that? All your plans lie in ruins!
You thought you could become some kind of an negotiater between them and get a piece of both of them...maybe even at the same time!
Damn this bad luck!
You can't form a single decent thought with all this moaning, let alone work out!
You sneak to the sauna door and take a look inside, your suspicions are correct, Anon and Gilda are fucking each others brains out! What you'd give to be between them...that would be AWESOME!
Wait!
They are in YOUR house! That has to be worth something...
Applejack would just barge in and demand a piece of the action, but what if that fails...that would be super awkward...
Damnit, is Gilda having an orgasm?!
Ooooh! To hay with all common sense! You need this!

You are now Gilda.
Rainbow has been spying through the small window of the sauna door, you know that she is after Anon secretly. And you've catched her sniffing your sweaty workout towels once...
But you can't think about that, nor do you care, you need to show this arrogant monkey his place! Without violence this time!
Old habits die hard though...you almost murdered him yesterday...

You are now Derpy.
Muffins. Muffins. Muffins. Muffins. Muffins. Muffins. Muffins. Muffins. Muffins. Muffins. Muffins. Muffins. Muffins. Muffins. Muffins.
Hey wait, what's this moaning from Rainbow's house?
Better just deliver the letter and go before you buck it up again...

You are now Anonymous again.
Gilda has her second orgasm and looks tired already, can't believe how fast they are cumming...
Suddenly the door springs open, Rainbow is having the hugest wingboners and the brightest blush.
“No one fucks in my house without me!” she shouts.
This mare is unbelievable...
“Uhh!...I mean!...What are you doing in my house?!” she corrects herself...a little late.
Gilda is still chirping and moaning from that orgasm, the entire room smells like sex and Rainbow doesn't look too fond of it. You are too angry right now too care though, you're not done with Gilda by a long shot!
Rainbow closes in and Gilda grabs her, placing her between you and her. Rainbows hooves press down on her cheeks, her blush would make Celestia proud.
Then the griffon stands up, turns all three of you and lays down again, now you are the bottom!
Gilda sandwiches Dash between the two of you as she hugs you and goes in for a messy kiss.
Her talons squeeze your butt all the time. Then your genitals get fondled.
Wait, Gilda has her hands still on your ass...
”I really don't want this Gilda, please stop.” Rainbow squees, she has huge troubles to suppress her lust induced giggles.
Gilda breaks the kiss “I know you want this.” she says flat.
Rainbow flips 180° “Oh no, don't make me do this.” she says, her breaths tickle your boner.
She lick the tip a little, then starts giving you a full fledged blowjob.
Since griffons usually don't give blowjobs the almost alien sensation of a tongue massaging your dick in every way possible is heavenly.
You grab a handful of feline ass and start giving Gilda a good time while taking a lick here and there at Dash's lower lips, she is practically oozing with juices!
You don't give a fuck anymore, dick has assumed full control of brain.
When you get close you start moving your hips, but Rainbow takes the message and stops. She flips back around, for a second she has a huge grin, then gives you an innocent look “Please don't make me do this Gilda, I DON'T want this.”
Gilda doesn't even touch her, she positions her wet pussy above your member and slowly but steadily slides it inside.
You didn't even notice that Gilda was holding you down until Rainbow couldn't suppress her grin anymore.
Dash's pelvis meets yours, you can feel her muscle contractions working on your prick expertly.
But you have only one dick, and there are two of them.
Gilda solves this issue as she sits on your face roughly, feels like she almost broke your nose but you can't show her that!
“Come on now, already out of breath?” she mocks you.
She rubs her hindquarters all over your face until you start eating her out.
You can taste her hours of working out, but you can suppress the urge to gag. You already learned that the horrible taste fades quickly...
Her claws poke into your chest as she uses you for leverage, grinding on your face from time to time while Dash is hammering you relentlessly, soaking your crotch in her fluids.
These ponies are always making a mess out of things...
Gilda is moving too much, so you grab around her thighs and pull her down.
”What are you doing you dweeb?!”
You ignore her distressed call and start working on her for good, you quickly make her cum. Milky white fluids run out of her pussy, you lap up most of it but Gilda must be making a funny face.
Rainbow giggles lewdly “Enjoying yourself? Tehe.”
When the bird has ridden out her orgasm she responds with a shaky “S-Shut up.”
After three more avian orgasms and two on Rainbows side you eventually reach your peak. But with a mouth full of pussycat you can't announce that in any way.
You pump Rainbow full of your seed, she doesn't notice at first, only when you go limp she stops her jackhammering.
She lies down on your stomach and groans “Uuhhh, I can't...anymore...”
Gilda falls to the side when you stop licking her, she is breathing heavily and all three of you are drenched in sweat.

With what little strength you have left, you pull them out of the sauna before anyone gets baked.
You fall to the ground and look at Gilda, her chest is heaving up and down.
Then you say between your breaths “If not for Rainbow...*huff*...I would have...*huff*...fucked you into the...*huff*...next plane of existence!”
She looks at you, she tries to look angry but she just looks tired “I hate...*huff*...you Anon!”
“I hate you too.”