Out of Control

Current location: Deep Everfree Forest.
Mission: Reconnaissance.
Reason: Rainbow Dash.

Some time ago she gave you another batch of Daring Do books. A new short story of the series made Rainbow flip the fuck out.
Now the two of you are creeping around, she restrained her wings for reenactment purposes...
”The ruins must be nearby, maybe we find a seventh, hidden Element of Harmony for you!”
She sounds like she means it.
“Me? An element of harmony? What would be my element?” you ask ridiculed.
She rubs her chin ”Hmm...dunno, maybe the element of...bad luck!”
“Funny. Sounds unlikely, but I would really like to see these ruins you mentioned.”
”I know, you said that a thousand times now. Just around that corner!”
You walk around a big boulder “Now that's what YOU said a thousand times, I think we are running in circles. Why don't you just fly up and take a look, Daring Do would do the same...”
Rainbow looks at you with an evil grin ”No way, where's the fun in that?”
After some more getting lost you enter a clearing, a welcome change from the dark, murky undergrowth.
”See? We weren't here before.” she says full of herself.
“Doesn't change the fact that we have no idea WHERE we are.”

But...
Something isn't right...
You listen intent.
The annoying sound of annoying animals is gone, not even the mosquitoes bother you anymore.
“You feel that?” you ask your companion quietly.
Dash's eyes are narrowed, she is spying around hastily ”Yeah.”
You can feel something watching you, it feels like you are prey, just like when Gilda is stalking you...
“Maybe Gilda is somewhere nearby?” you suggest.
”No. Psshhh.”
You hear some twigs break and steps from several directions.
“Let's go, I don't want to be here any longer.” you suggest again.
Rainbow whispers her answer ”Good idea.”

Slowly you retreat the way you came, but the bad feeling stays. No matter how fast you go or how sneaky you move, something is tailing the two of you and you can't shake it off!
”Damn, what's going on?!” Rainbow asks cautious.
“I don't think you need this anymore.” with these words you undo the bandages that restrict Rainbow's wings.
She flaps them for a few times, then furls them back into their resting position.
“You're not gonna fly?”
”And leave you here? All alone with timberwolfs or something even worse? No way. I won't find you that easily again if I get above the treetops, you know?”
Dat pony.
“You're a real pal you know that? But take at least a quick glance please, so we know the direction...”
Rainbow hesitates for a moment.
You add “Just a quick look.”
Then she sighs and shakes her head ”Okay, but don't move. I'll fly straight up and come back down immediately!”
You give her a nod and she takes off, a heartbeat later she is gone.
Time is a bitch, you have no idea how long she will take...it feels like an eternity...
She doesn't come back after five minutes.
“RAINBOW?!” you shout.
The oppressing feeling of your stalkers is becoming more and more uncomfortable, this is taking way too long, where is she?
“RAINBOW DASH!!!” you shout again.
You can hear steps from somewhere, Rainbow would've answered, this is NOT Rainbow...
You feel more and more vulnerable the longer she is gone, you walk to the next tree and lean against it. At least nothing is going to stab you in the back like this.
Then you wait.
Nothing happens for about 30 minutes. Now you are absolutely sure that something's gone horribly wrong!
You see a dark something moving in the distance between some twigs.
Time to get the fuck out of here!

You move in the opposite direction of the movement, it looked big...
Fucking Everfree Forest, someone should chop this entire piece of shit down!!!
The creatures follow you.
After 20 minutes of this shit you are fed up with it “SHOW YOURSELVES!” you shout.
Nothing for minutes.
Then suddenly Twilight pops out of a bush ”Anon! We were worried, where have you been?! Come, we'll get you out of here.”
You follow her without words.
You are not surprised that she leads you to the clearing...
“You're not Twilight, you're a changeling, right?” you say out of nothing.
The imposter lights up in green flames and changes to her real form.
She looks like a young Chrysalis, but her hair is more greenish. Apart from that and her size they looks pretty much alike.
Black fur, carapace on back and insect wings, cheese legs and gnarled horn, all check.
”Was my acting that bad?” the young changeling asks casually while shrugging.
“No, your appearance was just implausible, and you referred to yourself as 'we', even though you seemed to be alone.” it is way too easy to talk with her...but something tells you that you can trust her...
Several changelings appear out of the bushes behind you, they all wear armor. In no time you are surrounded.
Shouldn't you be alarmed? You should, right? Why aren't you?!
”Come.” the little changeling demands.
You oblige, you don't really know why but struggle would be pointless anyway, you are outnumbered 15 to one.

“Who are you?” you ask out of the blue.
A small part of the ground generates waves like water, the changeling just walks through it into the ground. You do the same and find yourself in a tube like tunnel that goes downwards at an about 20° angle.
”I'm Culex, offspring of Chrysalis.” she answers when you are inside the tunnel.
Chrysalis! The name alone gives you a warm feeling! You want to meet her!
”Where is she?”
”You'll see.” is all you get.
Suddenly she turns around, puts her arms around your neck and looks you right in the eyes with a huge grin. You stumble backwards, but a few changelings behind you stop you from toppling over.
Then her eyes and horn begin to glow, for a moment it almost feels like what Chrysalis did, but it stops before it comes even close to what the Queen can do.
You give her a puzzled look, expecting an explanation but Culex just hisses in disappointment and proceeds walking.
You really want to see Chrysalis again...why?! You only met her once for real!

The tunnel is spiraling downwards, in what you assume is a helix form, for an eternity, you can feel the pressure rising in your eardrums.
Since some time now you have to feel your way, the sun only illuminated the entrance...you are practically blind.
“Culex? Are you still there? I can't see.”
She giggles “Oh, all blind down here? Such a shame, your weak little eyes can't help you here, huh?”
You don't like her already...
“Stop fooling around, what if I get lost?”
”Hold this.” she whips something hairy in your face and you grab it, probably her tail or mane.
”What have you done with Rainbow Dash? I hope she is alright!”
”You mean that blue pegasus? We just made her go back to the wrong place, then she got lost on her own. She isn't interesting for us. The mare is probably still looking for you at the surface.” she giggles after saying that, bathing in her small victory over Rainbow like it was a major war.
After some more walking you slowly lose all sense of time. Then the echo of your steps changes and you can see several blue lights far in the distance, you must be in a huge cave now!
“How big is this place?” you ask in awe.
”Our tunnels span throughout all of Equestria.”
“And you are okay with telling me all this? Aren't you afraid that I'll tell someone about all this? I mean, the ponies aren't exactly friendly towards you changelings.”
Your question is only answered with a bratty giggle.

After some time an advise reaches your ears ”Watch your step now, or you'll fall to your death.”
An insect like buzzing closes in and someone lands ”The Queen will be here in a few days.” someone says.
Culex answers to the male voice “How long exactly?”
”We don't know, she is still busy on the other side of the ocean with negotiations. Some boars made a political mess over there.”
”Tell the quartermaster to prepare everything.”
They talk some more about stuff you don't understand and the male voice eventually leaves with the buzzing of his wings.
The cave is damn huge, it would take at least two days to travel to the farthest light you see.
Luckily that isn't your destination.
After a solid hour of walking you close in on some light blue lights.
The light seems to be emanating from blue mushroom fields, you've never seen anything like this, you need to grab one for Twilight!
But you don't have to, Culex gives you one in a bowl “If it dies, it stops glowing. You won't get another one so treat it well.”
Nice!
Organic flashlight!
Wait a moment.
You look back, your mushroom illuminates two dozens of changelings following close behind you. They are in a chaotic heap, all staring at you hungrily with their light blue eyes, the same color as the mushrooms light by the way.
You make a step to the side, they follow.
You make a step towards them, they back off.
You make a step, okay, this is getting stupid.
“What are these guys doing?” you ask Culex.
Culex answers casually “Oh, just making sure you don't run away.”
A knot forms in your stomach slowly “E-Escape? But I'm not y-”
Culex puts a hoof on your mouth “Shh shh, don't talk so much now.”
Looks like you are in trouble.

Culex leads you into a settlement of some kind.
Actually you are already in the middle of it, but didn't recognize because the mushroom only illuminates a few steps far. Apparently changelings have no need for light.
The ground is covered in gravel and you can hear water flowing in the distance.
Culex looks around, then leads you to a wall. On the wall is a chain with a pair of manacles.
She puts one of them around your ankle and leaves without another word, the crowd of changelings also dissipates, or at least you can't see them anymore. You can HEAR a lot of changelings though.
The chain is unbreakable, even though it looks crappy it could hold a minotaur.
...
Well, shit.
Maybe you should have struggled, now it's too late dumbass.
Fuck.
FUCK.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
At least you're going to see Chrysalis soon...maybe.
You sit down against the wall.
There is not much to look at, your world is reduced to the glowing mushroom, the gravel floor and the wall with the chain. Only some far away lights of similar mushrooms give you the feeling of being outside.
You can also see some parts of the mushroom fields you passed earlier, but there seems to be a building in the way. From time to time you see dark figures walking past the field.
How did you end up here?!

The darkness makes you sleepy quickly luckily.
The next day...well, there is no sun down here.
When you wake up it's still all the same, except for a bowl of something edible.
Dried something.
Not giving a fuck, you wolf it down.
Time passes slowly and changelings pass by from time to time, ignoring your pleas to set you free or at least talk with you completely.
They seem to all wear armor, is this a military outpost?
You get sleepy again after the longest, most boring period of time you've ever had to face.

The next...oh fuck it.
When you wake up after some sleep, there is a bowl with the same stuff again.
Later, Culex visits finally.
You waste no time “Please let me go, I promise I won't tell anyone. Just please let me go! I'm bored to death! At least give me a damn book!”
She just laughs, damn, you'd like to give this brat a lesson about humility!
Just as your shackles get undone the changeling guards are there again, the lesson is probably not going to be taught by you...

Culex leads you somewhere, your begging and pleading only makes her giggle.
She leads you to some weird building and pushes you inside gently. It's warm and humid inside.
She follows right after you and puts your trusty mushroom in a corner.
”Now clean yourself for your queen, you're a disgrace to look at.” she demands cocky.
Water sprays out of the ceiling and you quickly throw your clothes into the dry corner.
It's like a shower, only...different.
There is also some kind of a toilet...also different.
Anyway, you're going to see Chrysalis!
Finally!
It feels like a dream come true!
Maybe you can get out of here, it's incredibly boring...

You are about to wrap up the shower when the Queen enters herself unexpected!
She is drenched in an instant. Her wet hair sticks to her body as she walks over to you. The water flows down her body as she steps closer and closer.
“Chrysalis!” you spurt out in surprise.
You want to hug her, but would that be okay? She is a Queen after all.
She lays her forehooves around your neck and pulls you close into a kiss, her razor sharp teeth cut your tongue on first entrance but you don't feel any pain, her eyes and horn light up and you are drowned in her presence.
The last thing you feel is your cock hardening quickly.

It is morning, you are in a soft bed.
Your own soft bed in the house you share with Pinkie Pie.
You feel great.
...where is Chrysalis?
What the fuck happened?!
Was it all just a dream?
You open your eyes and look around.
Gilda is lying next to you, as does Pinkie. Fitting...without a pony you'd murder her with your dick!
You turn to your side to caress Pinkie a little, you run your fingers through her coat and scratch her in all the right places. She elicits a sleepy “Hmmhmm.” as you give her a undercover bellyrub. She is fast asleep though, as is Gilda. You'd probably try to kick her out if that wouldn't wake Pinkie up for sure.
From the smell of your bedroom and your sore crotch you guess that there was a lot going on in this room the night before...
You get up and downstairs.
Was it really just a dream?
You take a spoon full of CheerileeO's and almost cry out in pain, your tongue is one big hurt!!!
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It was not a dream...

You think about this while eating breakfast without using your tongue. Then you get the mail.
Spitfire wrote you again!
Yes!
You like her mail. Didn't she want to visit you sometime? Whatever.
Her mail always a pleasant feeling to it, you open it and spill the contents on the table.
Just two pieces of paper...
One looks battered, the other one is clean.
You take a look at the dirty one.
Fucking shit in hell! What the...!!!
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
8.000 BITS?!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!
WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO THIS?!?!?!

Your jimmies have never been this rustled...
No matter how crude of a sketch this is, it's definitely a human and anyone who sees this will know it's you!
This could evolve into a serious problem!
You quickly take a look at the other piece of paper, maybe it's just a bad joke!
Please let it be a joke!
”Hey Anon, I just came back from a mission overseas and came across this. If you really are the only human in the world, then you have a problem. Come and visit me some time in Canterlot or at the Wonderbolts Academy, maybe we can figure this out. Whatever you do, don't cross the ocean. Love -Spitfire”
Okay, calm the fuck down, you are not wanted in Equestria, you are safe here!
You flip out some more and study the letter of Spitfire, the handwriting and the bad joke at the end are definitely Spitfire's.

Eventually you calm down.
Still...
You pack the letter and the wanted poster into a drawer and get out, still need to figure out what happened after that changeling thing, surely someone is going to ask where you were, anything that gets your mind off that bounty on your head...
You walk around town, but nothing seems unusual.
The best place to go now is Twilight's!
She is in the library and there is a blue glowing mushroom in a bowl on the table...suspicious...
“Hello Twilight, where did you get that mushroom?” you ask cautious.
She grins sheepishly “Stop teasing me Anon.” you spot a blush on her face.
“Please tell me Twilight, I have something like a deja vu or a blackout or some weird stuff going on right now.”
”Well...if you insist.” she says, you hear a purr in her voice and then she comes closer, pushes you on a chair and sits on your lap. You've never seen her this aggressive before! Oh, wait, you did...
”After Rainbow found you sleeping in Ghastly Gorge you gave me this RARE specimen as a present.”
She puts her arms around your neck and the tip of her nose touches yours
”And then...we had sex.”
She gives you a small peck on the lips, you are too dumbfounded to react in any way.
The door bangs open and a griffon storms in.
It's Lyndwin “Where is it?!” she shouts madly.
Twilight jumps up and points at the mushroom “THERE!” she shouts equally mad.
Completely oblivious to your presence the two start oogling the mushroom while Twilight comments “It's the answer to all your problems, the compound I found in it is the perfect beacon between magic and chemistry and the-”
You just leave before you become intelligent.
At least you know more than before...
Wait, you had sex with purple smart?!
Chrysalis really fucked with your mind!
Not that that's a problem though, she's your friend and you trust her completely. If she doesn't want you to remember, you're okay with it
Everything for your Queen.

Maybe Rainbow knows more...
You follow the rainbow streaks in the sky and eventually find Fluttershy watching her in the shadows of a tree.
“Hey Flutters, are you watching Dashie?” you announce yourself.
Fluttershy turns around and has the most innocent look on her face...like always. All she does is nod.
You sit next to her, she seems extra shy today “What's wrong? Is someone picking on you? Shall I get my big fists out and teach them a lesson?” you playfully jab the air in front of you.
But she just blushes and averts her gaze.
“Hey, do you know anything about what happened since I woke up in Ghastly Gorge, I seem to have trouble with my memory...”
Fluttershy becomes a blush on four legs and tries to get away.
Not today!
You grab her before she is out of reach and place her on your lap “Now Flutters, would you care to tell me what you know?”
“Uhmm.” she finally opens her mouth “I...you...and uhmm.” but it doesn't really help...
“Okay, either way you tell me on your own, or I'll make you tell me.”
Tickle position assumed!
Your hands rest on her most vulnerable spots and she knows it!
“Wait! Uhhm...please...” Fluttershy wiggles out of your tickle death grip and hugs you “You visited me in my cottage not long after you got here and...you finally let me love you like you deserve!”
Oh gods! What is she talking about?!
Wait, if she used her drugs again it would explain your missing memories!
“Did you drug me again?” you ask cautiously.
Fluttershy can't look you in the eyes “Uhmm, don't joke about that sweetie. And it's not drugs, it's medicine.”
You've heard enough...
“Visit me again soon...please” she whispers and you let her flee.

Soon after Fluttershy has fled, Rainbow Dash comes swooping down. She lands with a bone-shattering impact right in front of you, making you almost shit your pants.
She walks up to you while wearing the cockiest grin possible.
“Rainbow Dash! Not you too!” you say to yourself.
This has to stop...those were only two of them, only two, two do not implicate anything!
Dash looks confused “What do you mean? Did something happen?”
She is your bro, right? You can trust her!
“Did we fuck?” you ask her blunt.
Her eyes look at the sky for a second, then back to you “Sure.” she says gleeful “All the time since you came back from that disaster in the Everfree Forest. ”
"What exactly happened?" you ask with one eye closed.
Rainbow grins "You really want me to say it?" you nod quickly "Alright, I found you SLEEPING in Ghastly Gorge, I can't believe anypony can sleep there. But uhh...I wanted to apologize, but you only wanted a piece of The Dash!" she strikes a pose as she says that "And then we had messy make up sex all the time."
Shit.
This is bad.
What if you activated their rape modes?!
Shiiiiiiiiit!
And you can't remember!

You give Rainbow a kickstart and leave, maybe the sophisticated pony got spared...hopefully.
You enter the Carousel Boutique, the doorbell jingles and you “Hello? Rarity? Are you there?”
Silence.
Maybe she didn't hear you, she is usually here at this time...
After just a few steps Rarity comes rushing down the stairs, measure band still around the neck and reading glasses on her cute nose.
She is aiming for you...
Her eyes meet yours and you know what's coming.
Rarity jumps, mid-flight she closes her eyes. If you don't catch her this could get ugly!
Your hands connect with her body, you lean to the side and spin around with her in your arms to get rid of the momentum she brought. The marshmallow pony in your arms seems to be in seventh heaven, her forehooves flail around and she squees and laughs like a schoolgirl that met her idol.
When you finally stop, she is breathing heavy in your arms. Her hair is a little messy from the spinning.
Her forehooves close around your neck and she caresses the back of your head as she brings her face right in front of yours.
Oh please, did you fuck every pony on Ponyville? Why did Chrysalis do this to you?! This will give you so many problems...
The fashion lover in your arms gives you the bedroomiest bedroom eyes as her head slowly comes closer, you can smell her breath, no breath should smell this good!
Then your lips finally meet, Rarity pushes your head into hers and gives you the frenchest french kiss. You are still trying to figure things out, but you have to quit this before you fall into a lust-induced sex-frenzy, this marshmallow in your arms knows how to kiss!
The moment after you pulled away from the kiss you regret it already, you really want more of that...
“What's wrong my dear?”
“Uh...nothing, I just...wanted to check real quick if you are okay. Are you?”
Rarity is flustered, a blush sits bright on her white cheeks “Is that really aaaall?” she whines.”
You set her down, promise to visit later and take your leave. You know all you wanted to know.

The chances are next to nothing, but just in order to complete the circle you HAVE to check if Applejack is...on the list.
In big strides you make your way to Sweet Apple Acres, Granny Smith tells you that Applejack is working in the orchards at the moment and show you the general direction.
Hopefully this won't take too long...
After a few minutes you can already hear her bucking. A “Heyaa!” follow by a hollow 'thump' followed by falling apples.
You follow the sounds.
Is it just you or is the sun much more intensive here on Sweet Apple Acres? Phew, sweating already, even though you're in the shadows.
Then you see her, at the same time she spots you. She just stands there, waiting for you as you walk to her.
“Well, look who it is. What a nice surprise meetin' you here in the orchards. Ah'm afraid ah have no time f'ya though, there's lots'a work t'do yer know?” the tan mare buck the tree she's standing next to and the apples fall all into the basket.
And here you thought earth ponies have no magic...
“Just a quick question AJ...” oh god, if you fuck this up she is going to chain you up again! See?! She is watching you hungrily!
“...uh, damn, how do I say this without sounding dumb...” you ask more to yourself.
Oh man, look, there is dust on your crotch!
Hey thanks, I'll just brush it off and-
“Ah think ah can spare a few minutes f'THAT!” Applejack has already pulled down your pants.
What the fucking hell? You tricked me!
Haha! Sucker!
“Applejack! Wait a second please.” you stop her.
Against your expectations she actually listens.
You pull your pants up again and do it the rainbow way “Did we fuck in the last few days?”
Applejack answers immediately “No.”
Thank the heavens!
Suddenly she pulls your pants back down “We made love, sugarcube. And not nearly enough if yer ask me!”
She gropes your balls'n dick and you pat her hooves away before anything stirs to live down there.
Applejack gets the message and steps back “Yer sure y'don't want a quic hoofjob? Or ah can suck her off.” she wiggles her eyebrows at you.
You fake a grin “Ehe, maybe later, I need to do something. Thanks, See you later.”
Applejack sees through you instantly, but all she does is shrug “Suit yerself Anon, I'll come and visit yer later though sugarcube, so yer better prepared!”

“Pinkie Pie?” you shout desperate as you come home, she is cooking something currently. You storm up to her and kneel in front of her “Oh god Pinkie, help me. I fucked it all up. LITERALLY!”
Pinkie hugs you tight, not caring for any batter that gets smeared all over you, and answers happily “I know silly filly!”