Out of Control

Waking up.
Oh man, what a nightmare...
This one really made you feel bad man.

It's morning, sun is shining in your bedroom. It smells like apples and sex.
Applesex!
Yeah, whatever, that joke was bad, and you should feel bad.
You already do.
When you check your mail you find a package, funny how that thing could fit into your mailbox, because it is BIGGER than your mailbox.
It's a brown package without any notes, only your address and some stamps plastered chaotically all over it.
You rip it open...some...pony sent you a bunch of...playpony magazines...you didn't even know there was such a thing like that.
As you browse through a few of them, you realize that those are highly erotic specimens. These ponies don't do shit to hide their genitals and this magazine is highly pornographic!
You feel that you have mysteriously grown a boner! Oh no, that was entirely unexpected!

You quickly hide them under your humongous bed, you also decide that you will use the word humongous in the future instead of huge...maybe.
Still wondering who would send you...playpony magazines...you ready for your job and get going.
Work is boring since there are no customers for you, after that you head out to the library.
Time to get some answers! Yesterday was weird, half of the day was probably a nightmare...
You sneak inside and out of the freezing cold, Twilight is sitting at the table, wrapped into a blanket, reading a book.
“Hey Twilight.” you greet her.
She welcomes you with a nervous smile ”Oh, hello Anon...nice to see you, how are you doing?”
You sit next to her, she has a steaming cup of hot chocolate next to her book. She turns the page with her magic, no need to get out of her ultra comfy wrapping, smaaaaart.
“Uhm, I have a question Twi, and please don't make fun of me.”
”Anon, I'd never make fun of you, you're my friend.” she says kindly.
She moves under her blanket, it must be so nice in there...
“Alright, is there...a possibility that...” you hesitate.
She gives you an honest smile “You can tell me anything. Your secrets are safe with me.”
Tell her that you impregnated Applejack!
Shut the fuck up!
“Can it be that...let's say I would sleep with a pony, could the pony become pregnant? I mean I'm a different species and all, but still...”
Twilight's face reddens.
”Uh-uhm...I would need to...examine you...for something like this, uhm...could you wait a moment please.”

She stands up, not wanting to leave her blanket cocoon she awkwardly walks on two legs and out of your view, looking for some books...this mare and her books. After some waiting you take a look at the book she was reading.
You read a random line:

'Spitfire took off her goggles, the day has been exhausting and she needed a hot bath right now.'

Oh cool, a book about Spitfire, this is relevant to your interests...

'She peeled out of her skin tight flightsuit, sweat drenched her coat and her strong pleasant musk filled the room. Her firm body, steeled in countless hours of dedicated training was glistening in the evening sun.'

What kind of book is this?

'Fleetfoot was already in the tub, waiting for Spitfire. Her half erect penis laid on her stomach as Spitfire finally came in.'

Oh god! What are you reading?! Stop!
Relevant Interest just escaped!

'Spitfire's dick hardened at this sight, pumping in rhytm with her heartbeat until it stood at full attention. She leaned over Fleetfoot and rammed her dick into Fleetfoot's cunt, she pumped away at her without mercy, but it only made Fleetfoot enjoy it even more.'

Stop reading! This is not good for you!

'After minutes of relentless bucking both came simultaneously, Fleetfoot's futanari dick sprayed copious amounts of cum against her chin and Spitfire came inside. At this moment she didn't know that she impregnated her, leading finally to their marriage.'

Suddenly a purple hoof slams on the book, hindering you in reading further. Twilight stares daggers at you, you quickly assume a position that lets you easily hide your boner. Where did that one come from anyway?!
Oh god, why!?
”Did you read it?!” she hisses, you caught her red handed reading some perverted book...
“What?”
”Did you read the book?!” it feels like she is about to strangle you with her stare alone.
“Only a little...uh...not enough to know what it's about!.” you lie.
Twilight's combination of scrunchy face and blush are fucking cute as she puts a new book on the table.
You snatch the pervy book and read a little more, you need more of her adorable expressions!

This time you read out loud, and you know where the embarrassing lines are!
“'Fleetfoot was already in the tub, waiting for Spitfire. Her half erect-”
Twilight jumps out of her blanket into the air, her hair turns into fire and she screams ”NOOOO! DOOON'T!!!YOU!!!!!DAAAARE!!!!!!”
This rustles your jimmies, you've never seen her like this!
You jump out of the chair into the middle of the room and assume a semi defensive position.
“'Spitfire's dick hardened at this sigh-”
You can't finish the sentence, Twilight is still kinda burning. Her magic goes into overdrive and lifts you like a feather, shaking you violently and shutting you up for good. Twilight slowly walk towards you, maybe this was a bad idea...

From the looks of her one can assume that she will rip out your intestine and strangle you with it to death slowly.
Instead she pins you to the wall with her magic, you can't move a single muscle. Maybe this was a VERY bad idea!?
When she is right in front of you, she stands on two legs, now you can see it!
Her groin area is slightly darker than usual and looks wet...she was masturbating under that blanket!
Oh fuck.
But now Twilight can also see it, being pressed flat against the wall, your boner pokes out like a flag pole. Twilight's fire stuff vanishes immediately, her eyes dart between your dick and your eyes, trying to send the message nonverbal.
Bad, very bad!
“I'm very sorry if I startled you...we can talk about this Twilight, right?”
She magics you after her as she walks...no...in this direction is her bedroom.
“Twilight, come on, I was only JOKING.” you try to reason with her.
”Right you were, and now, we are going to have some FUN.”
Fuck.
She magics you onto her bed and ties your limbs to the bedposts, sprawled out like that you are at her mercy. You try to struggle against your binding, but she made the knots with magic, so they are tight like a griffon virgin.

Your clothes are no obstacle for her at all, damn magic...
Naked like that, Twilight rapes you with her eyes, you didn't know she had taken an interest in you...
“Twilight!”
She hops on top of you ”I was anxious for a sample of semen anyway...”
She almost sits on your face, her strong musk is filling your world with purple lust.
Twilight is playing with your dick, her clumsy attempts at stimulating you are less arousing than she probably thinks, but your dick is already hard anyway.
“Twilight please, come on, stop this.”
She grinds her butt in your face, smearing her juices everywhere.

You know, you already had a one-night-stand with Applejack, if Twilight cums as fast has she did you can get this over with pretty fast...
Take a deep breath and get to it!
You start eating her out, she grinds more and more into you and becomes wetter by the minute.
Then she pulls away, turns around and puts her crotch back into your face.
You try to end this as quick as possible.
Her breathing accelerates as you work on her lips.
”I could get used to THISNNNH!!”
You give her clit a strong suck and rub your tongue over it.
Suddenly a milky gush of her femcum erupts into your face along with cute squeaks, Twilight's hips twitch for almost an entire minute in what you assume is an orgasm.
After that she rests a moment and turns around, licking your face with post orgasmic giggles.

The front door bangs open audibly.
”Twilight, I'm back!” Spike shouts.
If he finds his adoptive mother with one of his friends tied naked to her bed...
Twilight's face is devoid of any expression, except for a twitching eye there is hardly any emotion visible. She slowly starts grinding her teeth.
A very mad look spreads on her face, you need to do something, and quick!
You whisper to her all you can think of “Teleport me out of here!”
In the same second you finished your sentence, a purple flash envelopes you, only to spit you out a few paces further behind the library.
In the snow...without your clothes...
Luck has it that Lyra walks by. She looks surprised at first...then a grin forms itself slowly across her face as she eyes you from tip to toe
Oh fucking hell, this is exactly what you need. NOT!
Her grin continues to grow until it reaches maximum creepiness.
The minty pony walks towards you with an ecstatic look on her face, the thick layer of snow slowing her advance.
You still hope for a wonder. She will fuck you here and now in the snow, you know her good enough to know this. She's not the one for negotiations and has developed an obsession with your hands from hour zero.

Then a window opens and Twilight throws your clothes into your direction, they land in a huge mountain of snow though.
You want to cry.
Lyra has almost reached you, her eyes are wide and her smile is accentuated by drool.
Fuck. You are fucked, you are GOING to be fucked!
”Never fear, your friendly neighborhoods Rainbow Dash is hewoooaaaah! Anon, are you naked?”
You don't see Rainbow, you are too busy with freezing to death than to look around.
“Rainbow, Lyra.”
Lyra is close enough to jump you as Rainbow grabs you under your arms from behind and lifts you off the ground. Lyra has a face like her mother just died, you need to talk her out of her obsession one day.
“Rainbow, my clothes are in that pile of snow!”
She hovers you right above them and you grab them, but she gives you no chance to dress though.

When you arrive at home you are frozen stiff, it felt like Rainbow flew into every single chilly breeze that dared to enter Ponyville.
You quickly put on some clothes, but the next hours are spent by fending off a gropey Rainbow Dash.
Then Applejack visits along with Fluttershy.
You get the feeling that Rainbow wants something from you. She is lying on top of you on the couch, with one hand you restrain one of hers, with the other you keep her from smooching you into the afterlive. Her free hoof roams free and fondles all places one can imagine as Applejack busts in.
A lasso is thrown around her immediately, binding her arms and wings. She is dragged off of you and...somehow...Applejack manages to hang her up on the ceiling like a pinata.
”Applejack! Cut the crap! Let me down!” she protests.
”Sorry there sugarcube, but Anon here's mine.”
What's that supposed to mean? She can't be-
”Jus' lemme show yer how it's done.”
Applejack says that while looking at you, she turned on her Eviljack mode. Her grin is...well...evil, a shiver runs through you as she slowly walks towards you, tail swinging from side to side in anticipation for something. Somewhere in the corner of your eye you can see a yellow pink ball watching, she puts a pair of saddlebags down and slowly approaches.
You have a bigger problem right now.

Applejack seems to think that you're in a relationship with her, and she doesn't looks like she is going to talk to you about it...maaaaaybe you should have done this the morning after your one-night-stand?
She jumps into the exact same position Rainbow were seconds ago.
”Ah hope yer don' mind giving yer friends a little show Anon.”
“Actually I dOOfh!”
She flips you around like a pancake, quickly twists your arms on your back. At this point you struggle a little, but Applejack, as expected, overpowers you easily with your arms already twisted like that.
Meanwhile Rainbow is trying to convince Fluttershy to let her down, to no avail.
“Stofhpfhpfhpfh”
Applejack presses your face into a pillow to shut you up, then she ties you up.
”See? Like that he can't do a thing.” she explains like a teacher.
You turn your head to the side to see what's going on.
Rainbow has become quiet and you see that Fluttershy is almost face to face with you.
”Uhhm...could you please... uuhm...if it's okay with you...use this Applejack?” she squeaks.
Please, don't be a strap-on!
You can't see what Fluttershy gives Applejack, but you will probably know sooner or later anyway.
Applejack pulls on your hair, lifting your head, then pushes a ballgag in your mouth. Your head flops back into the pillow and the gag is strapped to your head, it has holes for breathing, but you can't push it out no matter what.
Now with your mouth restrained as well, Fluttershy becomes cocky. As Applejack flips you over again she is all over you, she is plastering you with kisses all over and starts undressing you.

An ice cold breeze blows through your living room.
Applejack, who is still sitting on you, doesn't seem to care. You look her into the eyes, widen yours and dart from her to the door repeatedly while you groan muffled protests at her. She doesn't get it, it just confuses her...
She raises an eyebrow “Is somethin' wrong sugarcube?”
“Hmhmmhm”
You roll your eyes and shiver intentionally in a exaggerated way.
After an eternity of giving her many more unmistakeable hints she finally looks to the door.
”The door?!” she says surprised.
You nod hastily.
”Oh...uh...sure, sorry about that.”
She gets up and trots to the door, Fluttershy takes her place immediately. You'd really prefer AJ right now, Flutters is drooling in the corners of her grin...she also doesn't care for the integrity of your clothes. She practically rips your shirt off of your body.
“I'm sorry if I have to treat you a little rough.” she says “But if I have to show you what's best for you before you understand, I'll do it!”
At least she warms you with her body as she goes for a full body hug while never stopping her assault of tender kisses.
It doesn't bother you that much, you are far too confused to get a hard-on anyway, the cold not to mention.

You give Rainbow a confused glimpse.
She is trying to get out of her restraints, but AJ knows her handiwork damn well.
”If yer want to get outta there, yer just have t'promise me to not intervene. That's all Rainbow.”
Dash just stares at her.
”Well, yer call cutie.”
She leaves Rainbow be and returns her attention to you.
”Ho there Flutters, ah said watchin'n touchin', not ruttin'”
She gently lifts Flutters off of you with a grin. Applejack pulls down your pants, there's not much you can do about it and senseless struggle might just make her angry...you don't want her to get angry while tied up...
She grabs your flaccid member and gives it a few probing squeezes.
”Hmm, weird. Last time he was all horny n'ready t'go...hmm must be the couch.”
She easily flops you over her back and carries you upstairs, Fluttershy following right behind you.
You try to make her understand that you're not okay with this, but she just smooches you and says “It's okay sweetie, even if you don't approve at first, I'll make you see.”
Somehow you have to get out of this, but how?

You are at the top floor when you kick against the wall, the unexpected push throws Applejack off balance and you both fall over.
“Argh, Anon! Stop yer strugglin'!”
Immediately you try to worm your way out of this situation, but Applejack was smart enough to tie up your ankles as well.
The tan mare approaches you and you are tempted to kick her to make your intent clear, but decide against it. You don't want to hurt them, there has to be another way!
She picks you up and drags you to your bedroom.
Then she throws herself, along with you onto your bed (it's still huge by the way).
Fluttershy closes the door.
In no time Applejack is under the blanket with you and hugs you tight, sharing her body warmth with you. It becomes warmer quickly as Fluttershy joins.
You already knew that these ponies have a generally higher body temperature, but this would be handy in cold nights...
Applejack is breathing down your neck intentionally and Fluttershy is pushing herself against you from the other side.
One of them is fondling your privates, slowly blood begins once again to flow into your member.
”See? Ah told yer, get'im in the mood and he's ready t'go sugar.” AJ nods to Flutters.
A second hoof joins in on the fun zone in your crotch.
”Oh yes, I see, it's always such a hassle with a stallion. They never get hard if they are tied up.”
OH GOD!
“Hmhhmmpfhfhhm” but you can't make a single intelligeble word. That damn ball-gag.
”Don' worry there loverboy, ah know what ah'm doin'”
Quickly your cock is stroked to full attention, you can't deny that it feels great getting rubbed by two girls at once. They touch you in all the right places, but it doesn't justify anything, there must be a way out...

Applejack straddles you, everytime she gets your dick near her entrance you make a hollow back and raise your legs, giving her lots of trouble in her efforts.
“Damn Anon, quit yer foolin' around!”
Fluttershy gets up from the bed “I'll be right back.”
You give the tan mare not a single chance of putting your dick in, they probably get it soon and tomorrow you can all laugh about this entire misunderstanding!

Fluttershy comes back with her saddlebags “I already thought that he might need some 'encouragement'.” she rummages through her bags “So I brought some things.”
The usually so shy mare brings out a tiny vial filled with some gravel-sized, pink-whiteish crystal stuff in it out, a small cork shuts the thing close.
Applejack raises an eyebrow “Ah'm not so sure about usin' drugs Flutters.” she says doubtfully.
“It's not drugs.” Fluttershy assures her “It's medicine!”

Holy shit!
Fluttershy! You crazy cunt!
Stop this crap! It's not funny anymore!
You try to put these thoughts into words, but the ball-gag hinders you.
“Could you...hold him a little...please?” she says, cute like always, then tells you “It's for your own good sweetie.”
By now you are struggling as much as possible, but it's not much more effective than an earthworm wiggling around.
Applejack shrugs, and with a curious look on her face puts you in a headlock. She holds your head in a position that gives the shy mare a perfect access to your mouth.
Fluttershy pulls the cork out of the vial and trickles the little stones through the ball-gag into your mouth.

Pffth! Did she really think you'd swallow that shit?

The little crystals dissolve quickly.
“Keep him like that please. It's always such a hassle to do this alone.” she squeaks to AJ.
She just answers with an “Sure.”
You don't swallow, knowing that your saliva is full of that drug. You try to push it out, but the ball-gag makes it near impossible.
Fluttershy kisses you over the gag and slowly lets her saliva drip into your mouth, after a minute of this she pulls away.
A yellow hoof pinches your nose but Applejack stops her, maybe she realized what she is doing and came to her senses!?
“Ah wanna do that too!” she says to Flutters.
“Oh, sure, just don't swallow if you get something in your mouth...please.”
Then Applejack fills your mouth with her saliva as well.
When she is done Flutters pinches your nose shut and holds the holes of the ball-gag closed.
You can't breath, your eyes dart from one pony to the other in panic. Fluttershy looks kind like always, as if everything were in order.
Applejack lets her tongue slightly hang out and watches you curiously.

After 30 seconds Flutters starts casually talking to AJ “You know Applejack, we REALLY should do something together more often.”
Air.
“Ah know, how about yer show me where t'get some o'that stuff and ah'll show yer some nice knots that can't be opened by...” her eyes quickly glance to you “...yer know.”
Can't take it...much longer...
“Oh, that would be so nice, I'd really like that.”
Oh no, you think you swallowed a tiny bit!
“So, what does yer 'medicine' do?” Applejack asks.
You're at your limit!
“Oh, not much, it just makes him a little horny.”
You swallow.
“And yer were s'posed t'give him the entire bottle?”
And swallow.
“Well...no. But they always endure longer if I do.”
And swallow.
“Are yer sure this is safe?”
A last swallow and your mouth is empty, Flutters takes her hooves away as she feels you sucking in some sweet air.
“Yes, there are only rarely side-effects, and sometimes they can do it two times in a row!” she says with enthusiasm.
A warm feeling slowly spreads in your belly, it extends downwards and reaches your loins.
Your dick grows to full capacity and you become hornier by the minute.
“Well, let's see if it works.” Applejack states and releases her hold.
She quickly straddles you again and this time Fluttershy assists her.

Fluttershy is rubbing your dick against AJ's entrance, you feel her hot wet snatch being more than ready, but Fluttershy is teasing both of you. She just keeps rubbing the tip all over her pussy.
Applejack is about to go in for a kiss, but Flutters stops her “We should wait for a few minutes...you don't want to get any residue of that medicine.” she lectures her.
Then she gets back to tease the both of you. She starts licking.
You instinctively buck your hips lightly, the pink haired mare takes this as the sign and leads your cockhead at AJ's entrance, you push in slowly, Flutters never stops working with her tongue. It's incredibly hot inside the blonde mare, she pushes down and you are in balls deep before you know it.
You stay like this for a moment, Applejack is grinding a little. Fluttershy has no more room to play with down there and comes around, sitting on your chest, face to face with AJ.
”I knew I should have brought the ring-gag.”
She says that while pushing her lower lips all across your face.
”Ah think yer can get that thing off of him now, when he's all fired up, there's no stoppin', even without drugs.”
With that said, the ballgag is replaced with Fluttershy's pussy, she does it so fast you have virtually no time to mouth even one word...not that your sex addled mind has much to say at this moment...

From her squeaks and moans you guess that you give her a good time while AJ works in rhythm with your hip bucking at stuffing her pussy.
These mares cum way too fast...you push your tongue in as deep as it gets as Fluttershy cums, her squeezing feels great. The only thing that feels even greater is when AJ does it with your dick!
The house is filled with lewd moans and you are sure the smell will never fade.
They never stop.
After AJ's third orgasm she becomes slower.
”Cum already!” she swears, audibly worn out from her orgasms.
Looks like she doesn't have the stamina of your first night. After her fifth time she falls off, a small puddle has formed beneath your ass.

Fluttershy has been taking it easy, pulling away when getting too close. Apparently she waited for the opportunity and impales herself on you right away.
She clenches her legs around your waist and grabs you by the shoulders, then rolls around so that she is lying underneath you.
Slowly you begin to pump away at her, you just want to cum, and she is providing you the means for it. Her contractions aren't as strong as AJ's, but you compensate that easily through going at your own pace.
Because of all of the teasing she cums quickly, okay, her vaginal muscles aren't THAT much weaker than AJ's!
Speaking of Applejack, after Fluttershy's squeaking quiets down you can hear her snoring...

You give Fluttershy all you've got, she holds you in place with a hug and is kissing you all the time.
After fucking the shit out of Fluttershy (not literally) you can finally feel your orgasm building.
Through all her squeaks and moans you can hear a faint “Inside”
You reach the critical limit and grit your teeth, pushing in as deep as possible with a hard thrust and smacking your pelvises together. Your tip kisses her womb and you cum inside her while her pussy massages the cum out of you.
You cum over and over again, filling her up to the brim. Her pussy is still milking you when your orgasm dies down, that was damn intense...for both of you...and exhausting!
You let yourself fall over on the yellow mare and give her a kiss on the lips. That was a mistake, because now she keeps her tongue inside your mouth all the time...
With your dick still inside her and her tongue inside you, you slowly drift off into the best sleep you've ever had, a Fluttershy keeping you as close to her as possible all the time.

After a brief nap you wake up.
You peel yourself out of the sleeping yellow pone's clutches and sneak past a heavily snoring Apple Family member.
How can this get any worse? You just fucked two of your friends, one of them for the second time!

Downstairs Rainbow Dash is still hanging from the ceiling with the most annoyed look possible.
”Anon! Get me out of here!” she is boiling!
Your hands are still tied.
You are still naked.
You are drenched in fluids you don't even want to ask about.
And you're not even going to start on the smell!
“Shit, how can I get you out of there?” you ask.
You turn around and show her your binding.
”Get somepony, anypony! I hung here for hours while you rutted two of MY best friends, and I heard everything, EVERYTHING!” she shouts angrily.
”I'm not going outside like this, on one hand I will freeze to death within minutes, and on the other, if I meet Lyra with my hands tied and naked this madness you just witnessed will repeat itself tenfold. You know Lyra!”
Desperation sneaks into her voice ”Okay, then get a knife from the kitchen and cut yourself loose, hurry!”
After a long trial you finally cut the rope and free yourself, you stand before a hanging Rainbow.
“If I set you free, will you try anything funny?”
”What? You've got to be kidding me!” she shouts indignant.
Wait, Rainbow is the element of loyalty, surely she wouldn't betray her bro like that.
“Sorry.”
You get Rainbow down and untie her, she stretches her wings and...no, those are wingboners! She rubs her arms where the binding was and tackles you to the ground, pinning you there, you are too lazy to struggle right now.
”I didn't know Applejack was your special somepony, if I knew tha-”
You cut her off “She isn't, and calm down. It's a huge misunderstanding.”
Rainbow grinds her crotch against you “I can't...and I don't want. I heard you rutting for hours, I also want to have some fun! It feels like I'm in estrus right now! It's your fault!”
Oh shit, Rainbow entered crazy mode!
You have to talk her out of this somehow!
“Can't you just...quit being horny? Why would my best bro do something like this to me? I thought we were cool?”
The spot she grinds on has become sopping wet.
”That's right! Why would my bro do this to me? I didn't saw you struggle once against AJ and Flutters, bet you enjoyed it all along while leaving me hanging, literally!” her voice is full of conflicting emotions.
She smashes you against the floor painfully to emphasize her argument, she must be mad-roused beyond her senses.
“Applejack tied me up and Fluttershy gagged me, what was I supposed to do? She is stronger than me and Fluttershy would had helped her if necessary, I had no chance the moment she laid hands on me!”
”Hooves! And you could have at least tried! Maybe that would have sent the message, if there was one at all since you seemed pretty content with what happened!”
“Come ON, you know that's not true!”
”You know what?! FINE! I don't need a friend like you! You damned jerk! You are so full of crap! If you need help again I won't be there for you!”
She let's go and flies off.
Shit.
You've never seen her that angry. And especially not at you.
That was stupid.
You should apologize. Like a million times. She was probably much more of a victim than you...
Now you feel like shit.
Fuck this. You just made your bro mad at you!
What if she meant it?
She sounded damn serious...
Fuck.

At this point you seriously think about leaving Ponyville, all the ponies in this town are CRAZY. And with your bro gone there is not much left other than pony-villians! Literally!
...even Twilight.
Maybe you can move in with Zecora, to at least get some distance between you and them.

You sit on your couch, all kinds of body fluids slowly drying while thinking about possible futures.
This has gotten out of hand really quickly since Gilda's departure. Why are you so bad at relationships?!

Applejack comes down, she looks remorseful as she sits next to you.
”Ah'm sorry sugarcube, ah heard what just happened. That really wasn't what ah had in mind, it's all my fault.”
...
“Applejack...I'm not going to release my anger at you now...but...can it be that you believe we are in a serious relationship?”
She gives you a deadpan stare.
”Of course, because we are!” she says calm, with a tiny bit of anger.
Fuck.
Right now Rainbow is more important, the damage with Applejack is probably irreversible, but you have to save your relationship with Rainbow at all costs!
“Can you talk to Rainbow Dash, maybe...after she calmed down?” you say after a short pause, not caring for any proper change of subject.
Applejack doesn't waste a second ”Sure can do Sugarcube, t'was kinda mah fault that happened. But just in case, can yer talk t'Twilight and get some tips, maybe this can get a little compl'cated.”
Point taken.

She leans against you, pushing you down so that she lays on your chest partially. She makes the most adorable scrunchy face possible
”Are yer angry ah brought Fluttershy?”
Somehow you have to tell her you are not in a relationship with you...maybe later.
You are fucking hate rage boiling angry at her!
“Well...maybe a little...” oh god, she will see right through you!
And she does, she sheepishly looks away, but doesn't say anything about busting you, and you don't say anything about her not saying anything about busting you...
Oh god, this is so awkward...

She then changes the subject “How 'bout some eatin'?”
The tan mare gets up and quickly raids your fridge, then takes her leave like nothing happened.
In time you will give her a piece of your mind, but first you have to resolve the Rainbow matter.
It can wait.

You should ask Twilight, but what if she is still angry...or masturbating?
Or masturbating while angry?!
Maybe if you use Spike as a social shield...
Maybe she has just snapped out of it...
Maybe you can maybe and then maybe maybe shut the fuck up and go to her already...and wash yourself first!

15 minutes later you arrive at the Golden Oaks Library.
Suddenly it seems to be a very bad idea to confront Twilight now, thinking back to earlier today, you can't fathom what she might do to you if you just walk in on her like that with relationship problems...
You turn around and walk away.
Instead you go to a pony that is most probably better suited for these kinds of questions than that nerdy magician.

The Carousel Boutique!
You sit in front of Rarity.
”What can I help you with my dear?”
“Ehhm.”
Fuck.
You don't want to tell her that you had sex with two of her friends...
You also need to stop Applejack...
”Darling?” rarity asks.
Fuck, how can you tell her? You should've thought about that earlier! Dumbass!
“Uhhh...I...wanted...”
...
”How about you think about what you want to say while I make some tea.”
Rarity vanishes into her kitchen and Applejack is sitting next to you.
Wait...what?
Applejack?
“Applejack?”
”That's mah name sugarcube.”
“Where did you come from? I didn't-”
”Ah came here t'ask Rarity about Rainbow, now what are YOU doin' here? Didn't yer agree yer wanted t'talk with Twilight?”
”Yeeeeaaah...about that...Twilight might be incredibly angry at me...”
Applejack jumps on your lap ”What'cha do?” she says seductively.
“Applejack, stop.” you push her back on her chair “I'm really not okay with what happened, and why the hell did you bring Fluttershy along?!”
The anger from earlier slowly comes back.
”Ah only wanted t'show her that yer MAH special somepony! So she'd stop chasin' after yer!” she sounds equally angry now.
Great job idiot.
“Now that worked out wonderful!” sarcasm dripping from every word.
”It got outta control okay?! Everypony makes mistakes!” she says.
Rarity comes back with a tray hovering behind her. She puts the tea and three cups on the table.
”Oh, are you having a lovers quarrel? Should I leave?”
You are getting more angry by the minute...
“She is not my LOVER! This is bullshit, I'm not in a relationship with Applejack?!” now it's out.

You stand up and look at her accusingly.
She does the same and pokes your chest ”Ah thought yer were okay with it! That night you certainly were!”
You smack her hoof away “How about you tell me these kinds of things first instead of deciding them on your own?! Maybe I'm NOT okay with it!”
She pushes her forehead against yours and you hold against it, staring angrily in her equally angry eyes.
”Are yer SERIOUS?! Yer just stick her dick in and when yer don't want anymore yer drop me like a rotten apple?!” she screams now.
You don't want to get tangled up with this shit, you just lost Rainbro and still try to figure things out.
No time for Applejack and her Applecrap!
You shake your head and turn around, marching for the door.
“I've had enough of this, I just want Rainbow back.” you murmur.
”Uhm, darling. You should really talk-”
You close the door behind you, barely able to not bang it.
On your way back you frighten almost every pony that crosses your way with your angry face. These ponies don't know what real anger is...
You don't remember ever being that upset before.
This evening you sleep on your awful couch, don't even want to smell a pony, Applejack and Fluttershy in particular!