It’s been one week here, one week of hell stuck in Equestria can't get home, can't get well anywhere, I'm stuck in the Everfree, even worse I’m a changeling just keeps getting better. I need a source of love and well I find it in a lone little filly, Scootaloo, but can I look after a foal, not get caught by the guard and go through school, again, probably not. But I’m trying anyway so this is my messed up story full of no idea what.

A/N I was very drunk while writing the first chapter of this as well as been a dyslexic, who failed english. Three times. I'm the last person to write a fanfic, but the beer said it was a good idea.
This is my first facfic to let the relentless assault of insults begin.