Join our fearless leader Kim Jong Un on his journey to become the greatest Pokemon- Nope, nope, nope, wrong one. Join our fearless leader Kim Jong Un as he fights to return from Equestria to save his homeland of True Korea!

But the question is: will he want to return home after he sees the unconquer- Er, uncivilized land that is Equestria?

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This is the spiritual successor to my very old crackfic, Man vs Wild vs Ponies. MvWvP got overrr I think it was 2000 views(?), so I can only hope that the title doesn't draw people away and that this gets as popular as it was before ~.~

**Note: This takes place before Twilight became an alicorn :P