Ponyville: Tangled Hearts - A Story in Haikus

Tea time! Lovely tea.
Rainbow visits Rarity.
Lame tea, but can't hurt.

Dash is growing up.
Will she accept female role,
learn ladylike manners?

Can't find a boyfriend.
Unpleasant reality:
boys like girly girls.

Can she balance life?
Be strong, but feminine too.
A very hard choice.

Tummy churns. Farts once.
Ranbow Dash cramps up. Gut pains.
Going to crap! No!

Run to bathroom fast!
Don't go shit on the carpet!
Going to make it?

Door locked! Pinkie in.
Pink butt makes foghorn fart blast.
Shitting toilet up.

Knock Knock. "Hurry, please!
I can't hold it in, Pinkie!"
Pinkie just giggles.

Rainbow Dash smells, chokes.
Pinkie eats roadkill? Smells bad!
Agony, nausea.

Tight, clenching hole fails.
Rainbow's butt making a turd,
Can't wait any more.

"Pinkie, forgive me!"
Buck door with all your might now!
Don't ever give up!

Crash! Door opens wide!
Push Pinkie quick, Rainbow Dash!
Get on that toilet!

Pinkie won't play nice.
Laughing, cruelty in her eyes,
Pinkamena lives!

Rarity grins wide.
Tea was spiked with laxative.
Revenge for leaving.

Ladies don't forget
when someone wrongs them so bad.
Revenge always sweet.

Meenwhile, bathroom fun.
Not so fun for Rainbow Dash.
Pinkamena poops.

"Hehe! Poop, Dashie!"
Her chocolate stink fudge
sprays in the face, mouth.

Rainbow don't like poop.
The pain, the trauma, won't end.
Pink butt like firehose.

Drowning, room flooding.
Shit is everywhere. So dark.
Air gone. Cold. So cold.

Dashie's heart has stopped
All feel the embrace of death
sooner or later.

Rarity comes up.
Sees what she has done to Dash.
"No! This is not right!"

"Ha! My shit killed her!
Isn't that what you wanted?"
Pinkamena laughs.

"Not like this! Oh, no!"
Wanted to embarrass, not kill.
Screams: "What have I done!"

"Hahahahaha!
I am Satan cult pony!"
Pinkamena says.

Evil laser eyes!
Red explosion destroys room.
Rarity is gone!

"Now I will conquer!"
Pinkamena becomes huge,
fifty foot giant.

Crash! Busts through ceiling.
Equestria is doomed now.
No force can stop her.