Ponyville: Tangled Hearts - A Story in Haikus

Gilda sits on couch
Watching tv. Nothing good.
Boredom killing her.

Lyra comes over.
Bon Bon sleeping after sex.
Lyra is bored too.

"Want to get high, bitch?"
Gilda offers heroine.
Fool Lyra accepts.

"Derpy!" Gilda yells.
"Bake some pizza rolls, you slut!"
Need food for munchies.

Derpy has eye bags.
Been on the bong too long. Stoned.
Giggles, hard to think.

Gilda opens coat.
Colt .45 revolver.
"You want to hear it?!"

Bang! Bang! Loud gunshots!
Derpy pays attention now.
Goes to kitchen, cooks.

Crying. Gilda mean.
Derpy lives in garage now.
Her baby taken.

Social worker came
weeks ago, unfit parent.
Derpy sad, takes drugs.

Now slave to drug lord.
Gilda is big drug pusher.
No one ever escapes.

Now Lyra has come.
She will be drug a slave too.
When will it all end?

Meenwhile, Lyra trips.
"Gilda, you have spiders in!"
She points at pussy.

Gilda don't believe.
"You're a dumb shithead cracker."
Contemptuous glare.

But in kitchen, Derpy.
She accendently cook pot.
She missed the pizza.

House filling with smoke.
Now Gilda getting high too.
"Oh shit! Stop oven!

Stop, Derpy, you dumb,
assburgers-having retard!"
But it's too late now.

World slips for griffon.
"Oh shit! I do have spiders!
Get out of pussy!"

She aims with the gun.
Colt .45 revolver
goes up vagina.

"I will kill you all!
Motherfuckers, you fucked up!
I fuck you instead!"

Nearly orgasm.
Gun like a big cock. Fucks her.
"Ooooooooh I'll kill spiders!"

Derpy's hope growing.
Maybe griffon suicide!
Freedom will come!

There is a loud bang!
Gilda has big period.
Bullet sex ends her.

Unloved, she falls down.
Her spirit goes down farther.
Only Hell awaits.

"Yes! We are free now!"
Derpy dances with great joy.
But Lyra just cries.

"It was not Gilda!
We belong to addiction.
There is no escape."

It is sadly true.
The drugs fester in their blood.
Entwined with their life.

Lyra takes the gun.
Red with griffon period.
"Only one way out."

She puts gun in mouth.
"Bon Bon can't see me like this."
Better to end it.

Close your eyes, Lyra.
Say a prayer before you go.
Take one last deep breath.