Ponyville: Tangled Hearts - A Story in Haikus

They go in the barn.
Evil villain is close now.
Fear in hearts, they move.

"Bon Bon, your poor tail,"
Rarity says. "I'm sorry.
It was a beauty."

Bon pats Rare with hoof.
"Better than being a blunt.
It was so worth it."

"Bon, when we are done...
Could you love again after her?"
Talking 'bout Lyra.

She looked at Bon's eyes.
She could feel Bon in her heart.
Together they fought,

first orc, then Big Crack.
When two heroes meet, hearts grow.
Rare in love with Bon.

But Bon Bon shakes head.
"Sorry. My heart died with her.
I will love no more."

Rarity was sad,
but that was the way of things.
Hearts break so easy.

Secret passage found.
Floor rug opens, Staircase down.
Time to save the day.

Find evil basement.
Big cave filled with skulls and bones.
Evil drug smell down here.

Pinkamena there.
She has skin hard as crack rocks,
and drug needle teeth.

Her breath is pot smoke.
And she has cocain dandruff.
Intimidating.

"Found my evil lair?
It will do you no good, fools!
I already won!

My drugs will enslave!
All ponies become crackheads.
The world will be mine!"

Bon Bon, Rarity.
Two heroes face destiny.
It all ends tonight.

"Your scheme is over!
Rarity shouts with fury.
"I will avenge Dash!"

"Yes, and Lyra too!"
Bon Bon adds. She feels the rush.
Trust your courage, Bon!

Pinkie evil laugh.
"Aren't you missing something, Bon?"
She opens her ribs.

Bon Bon screams with fear!
Lyra soul burns inside Pink!
Pink is crackhead Hell!

"Help me please, Bon Bon!
Pink's tummy is damnation!
The pain is so bad!"

Pinkie laughs, and pukes!
Doritos and taco goo,
munchie snacks come out.

Bon, Rare leap! Dodge puke!
FSHEEW! Red hot LASER eye blast!
Did heroes escape?

No! I can't see them!
Oh God! The humanity!
It's over! Pink wins!

Wait, smoke is clearing!
Rarity magic shield wall,
just like in bathroom!

"Ha! You're going down!"
Heroes shout and charge forward.
Bon Bon leap attack!

Ouch! Hurt hoof on Pink.
Her crack rock skin is too hard!
"Rarity, you try!"

Rarity casts spell.
Makes flying sewing needles!
They just bounce off too.

Pinkie laughs pot smoke.
Rare and Bon choke on drug gas.
"Fools! You can't beat me!

I have one weakness!
Unicorn and Earth pony,
together in love!"

Bon Bon gasps. "Oh no!
That is why you killed Lyra,
and tried to kill me!"

"Yes!" Pinkie swats them.
They go flying far away.
Land in corner, hurt.

"It looks like this is..."
Rarity can't say the end.
They have come so far!

Bon Bon clears her throat.
"Rarity, something to tell.
Before, when you asked...

Rare, I told a lie."
Rarity looks up at Bon.
"I... I do love you!"

Yes, she can't deny.
She tried to lie to her heart.
But she knew the truth.

Love always beats pain.
When two heroes meet, hearts grow,
even if mourning.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screams the demon.
Bon and Rare entwined with love.
Big heart explosion!

Pinkamena dies!
Bursts into flaming shit cloud!
Destroyed forever.

There will be no drugs.
Equestrian drug lord dead.
Drug was is over!

Body breaks open
Lyra ghost rises up free
"Lyra, oh Lyra!

Bon tries to hug her,
but ghosts can't be hugged by flesh.
Lyra speaks comfort.

"Bon Bon, forget me.
You must find a new lover.
I want you happy."

Bon Bon cries and shakes.
"I can't let you go, Lyra."
"It's fine," Lyra says.

"You must love again.
When you are cold, I'm cold too.
Love Rare and be warm."

"I will love, Lyra,"
Bon Bon blows a goodbye kiss.
Feels bittersweet tears.

Lyra waved her hoof,
Then her soul rose to Heaven,
happy and free now.

Bon and Rare kiss deep.
They will join lives and marry,
have hero babies.

All heroes should bang.
New villains come every day.
Heroes must come too.

There is a moral:
Don't do drugs. They will kill you.
Your loved ones will cry.