Ponyville: Tangled Hearts - A Story in Haikus

Rarity, Bon Bon.
They have joined forces for good.
They leave the dead orc.

"Where we go?" Bon asks.
Rarity leads down the street.
"We find social pone,

the one who took Dink.
He will give clues to find Pink."
They slip into night.

Unseen, they arrive.
Sweet Apple Acres, quiet.
"He is here?" Bon asks.

"Yes. It is Big Mac.
He changed career to help kids,
but Pink got to him."

Unseen, move with stealth,
they cross the fields cautiously.
Bon Bon looks around.

"Apple trees are gone."
Bon Bon can see only drugs.
Pot and crack trees now.

"What happened here, Rare?"
"I don't know, Bon," Rare replies.
"Expect evil guys."

In the moonlit night,
they come to distillery.
Raw pot rolled in blunts.

Big Macintosh there.
His eyes are dark, his soul dead.
Now Big Crackintosh.

Yes, Pink bribed with drugs.
How many lives she ruin?!
But no time to mourn.

Drug slave Big Crack works.
Heroes sneak up from behind.
They tackle him hard.

"Mac, evil ends now!
Look in your heart and find truth!
Stop Pinkie's dark plans!"

But he's high on crack.
He struggles, fights like monster.
His drug strength throws them!

Oh no! Bon Bon stuck!
Tail fell in the pot machine.
"Haha, Bon Bon blunts!"

Big Crack evil laugh.
"I will smoke you and get crunk!
High on your damned soul!"

Machine pulls Bon in!
Crack Mac punches Rarity.
She falls, bleeding face.

"Haircut spell!" screams Bon.
Rare's horn spews fashion magic.
Big Crack gets afro,

but Bon's tail is cut!
Just before her druggy death,
she leaps from pot pit.

"METEOR DROP KICK!"
Bon Bon's terrible fury
fills her with power.

Screams and flaming 'fro!
Mac falls in heroine pile.
Body burns in fire.

Needles stab his skin.
Overdose floods his body.
He coughs blood on ground.

"We will get you help.
The hospital isn't far."
Bon Bon says, concerned.

"Death only escape.
Crack is in my blood, my heart.
I am free now. Go.

Evil Pinkie is..."
He coughs. "She is in basement.
Under barn... stop her..."

Then Big Mac is dead.
Bon Bon and Rare cry big tears.
"Gone before his time!"

But they found the Pink.
They will go to her drug lair,
and end this evil!