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The Onion: Equestrian Bureau

by The Read Later List
The Onion: Equestrian Bureau is a young media outlet that provides the most accurate, up to date information on the happenings of Equestria. Each article consists of about 500 words of satirical comedy.

This is an article based, satirical news program that delivers the most accurate, up to date news of the nation of Equestria. Based off of the popular Onion.com.

Can't get enough satirical news stories? Visit The Onion: Equestrian Bureau's sister site, The Ponion by CartsBeforeHorses

Teen
Incomplete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Crossover
 
PCOPM

11471 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
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38 Chapters:

  1. Pomans: The Extremely Unexpected Equine Fans of My Little Human 2013-02-05 01:50:14 UTC
    379
  2. Ms. Cheerilee, the Homework Tyrant 2013-02-07 03:53:52 UTC
    265
  3. Cutie Mark Crusader Suicide Bombers 2013-02-07 03:06:19 UTC
    123
  4. "Giant Death Robots Just a Precautionary Measure," says Princess Celestia 2013-03-28 04:06:02 UTC
    350
  5. Zecora Once Again Wakes up to Find Burning, Lowercase T in Front Yard 2013-02-04 01:57:16 UTC
    218
  6. Head Mailmare Just Throws Away Mail 2013-02-04 01:57:23 UTC
    161
  7. Twilight Sparkle Tired of Humans 2013-02-04 01:57:30 UTC
    136
  8. Pervert Pony Caught Watching Dreams 2013-02-04 01:57:37 UTC
    226
  9. Celestia Sick of that Terrible Looking Settlement Below Her Majestic City 2013-02-04 02:20:00 UTC
    185
  10. Luna Banishes Celestia to the Sun 2013-02-04 02:34:40 UTC
    167
  11. Kids, Put on Your Horse Blinders 2013-02-05 02:08:44 UTC
    217
  12. Earth Pony History Month 2013-02-05 02:33:57 UTC
    209
  13. Masked Lizard Strikes Again 2013-02-05 04:11:41 UTC
    186
  14. Soaren Uses Internet Marefriend Death to Solicit Apple Pie from Fans 2013-02-06 02:37:56 UTC
    264
  15. Divorce Ends in Shining Armor Losing Money, Dignity 2013-02-06 02:44:33 UTC
    169
  16. Vinyl Scratch to Play at Fillydelphia Retirement Home 2013-02-06 05:06:09 UTC
    263
  17. New Equestrian Legislation Gives Royal Guards License to "Kick Ass" 2013-02-07 03:07:56 UTC
    189
  18. Prince Blueblood on Villainous Tantrum After Nopony was there to Wipe His Ass 2013-02-08 03:10:12 UTC
    176
  19. King Sombra Once Again Barely Denied Entrance into Crystal Empire 2013-02-08 03:12:38 UTC
    164
  20. Unicorn Too Lazy to Use Magic to Pick Up Television Remote, Forced to Watch PBS 2013-02-08 03:38:07 UTC
    147
  21. Vacuum Cleaner Comes with Mouth Attachment 2013-02-11 02:44:30 UTC
    219
  22. Cloudsdale Desegregation Won't Really Do That Much 2013-02-23 06:27:14 UTC
    196
  23. Equestria Prepares for Upcoming Sequestration 2013-03-22 03:03:47 UTC
    223
  24. Hall and Oats Day 2013-03-24 04:34:28 UTC
    430
  25. Wonderbolt Celebrity Spitfire Announces Her Engagement to a Stack of Sandwiches 2013-03-26 00:45:46 UTC
    231
  26. Terrorist Attack Claiming Just Three Measly Lives 2013-03-27 02:31:29 UTC
    166
  27. "Winged Obama" Causes Uproar Among "My Little Human" Fanbase 2013-03-30 15:26:29 UTC
    926
  28. Magic Bullet Theory 2013-03-31 21:29:53 UTC
    980
  29. New, Wacky Creature Discovered in Ponyville 2013-04-21 00:38:17 UTC
    460
  30. Foals Dared to Sleep in Old Abandoned Glue Factory 2013-05-21 02:01:25 UTC
    395
  31. "I Am Your God Now," says Princess Twilight Sparkle 2013-05-21 20:53:23 UTC
    431
  32. Tired Celestia Hits the Sun’s Snooze Button 2013-05-26 02:14:19 UTC
    389
  33. Nation Grieving After Oil Tycoon's Death 2013-06-03 16:50:17 UTC
    502
  34. Zebra Nation Once Again Sweeps the Equestrian Games 2013-06-17 01:52:01 UTC
    339
  35. Mating Game Show 2013-06-18 00:12:21 UTC
    412
  36. Equestrian Independence Day 2013-07-05 02:24:32 UTC
    322
  37. Unicorn Actor, Funny Depth, Set to Star as Tonto the Buffalo in Upcoming Movie 2013-07-09 18:18:34 UTC
    263
  38. “Princess Luna is Taking the Kids Again, Dear,” Comments Multiple Canterlot Residents 2013-07-30 01:06:51 UTC
    393