Q's Hat (do'nt read this if your COD)
The men sitting in chairs flummoxed together, dilapidated and made of cherry wood.
"What is it?"
"I don't know"
That's not good the other man said
The one on his right smiled wickedly like a gregarious white raven waiting to strike its mortal prey.
"It's finished"
No way! Everyone said.
I found the boy and he Is almost died. Now my secret plan will work. I will trust you to stipulate all patrons and decapitate your locomotion very quickly? Do you comprehend my speeches or are you stupid?
Yes.
And then he….
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN!
Q's Hat (do'nt read this if your COD)
I was sleeping. As I slept, I can feel water moving back and forth like a beach. It felt very cold so very cold. I can all so smell something, something I very smelled before. It smelled clean. I woke up in a dazes not knowing where I was. I felt sick and cold not move my body. It was very cold and wet. I don't know how but I woke up in cold water and I slept my legs got num. I tried to lift my arms but only my right one would move. I left it put to see it to see it and saw little bit of ice on it. Then I notice it is red. Red ice I been bleeding and I try to look down my arm and show that there is a metal pipe in it. Out of know where I feel the pain! All full pain of m arm being impaled, the pain of bleed out and the pain of my broken arm.
I try to take it out but it hearts so try to do it slowly. As I pull it I yell out. As my voice spreads far it sound like there are hundreds of me yelling in pain. Then I hear a second voices calling out. It say "Sam". I thought it was in my head but it calles again "Sam! O, Sam. Was that you yelling a second ago Samuel." My reply "yes, it me I am over here."
Thank goodness, he the man found me in a few seconds.
I can only see his shows. He was standing to for way form my half-paralyzed body for me to see him.
The man say" poor Samuel, your covered in mud and ice is forming on you. Don't weary odd friend I will save you" he walks closer and I can see it my best friend Regnal.
"Thank, Regnal I think I would of died without you." He reply's "you idiot! Did your tried to pull the pipe out yourself! If you did you would of bleed to death." He grabbed the pipe and shaved it the entire way throw. The pain was so grate I went in to shock. He said" sorry buddy I had to make share it was clawed up well." Does were the last word I heard before I pass out.
As I was asleep, I thought about what happen. I ended you like this in only one day. My mind was cloudy so I could not remember everything but I tried to form the beginning.
I remember waking up yesterday on my bed. Thinking that I had to get ready for school. I was running late so had no time to eat. I grade my English book, my math book, my science book, engineering book, and
Q's Hat (do'nt read this if your COD)
chapter two--it get good here
I grabed my books what you have done? Regnal said? I talk to Q and he sed to I said. Then a sprkle of firewarks came from Jads house the experiment worked the peopl sed.. whar is it I asked and then I started bleeding nd felled to the ground dn then blood went everywhar and I started drowning and regnal sed "wake up so I waked up and then I sed what is that
I look at it and it was a man. He looked at me and I feel his strengt lie a man who lift traines al day. He looked white and glowed white and looked like q and I sed that look like q and he said yes so I told him so and he smiled at me.
But id did not know of course!
Because he was discord! tada! he said and he turned my hair pink oh no i sed what YOU HAVE DONE
hahahahahahaha
no way you will not hurt me---"me"
i will kill you and then salve you and regenerate insidious tapestries !!!!!1
noooooooooooo!!!!!!
Bub he smiled and then jumped into my blood and disapppeeered and then I feel sleeeeeeeeeeeeppyyyyyy ansd then id fall down and feja sdfajemifeisaemfiamse…s..ss. …
Zzzzzzzzz….
.z.z.z.z…z…zzzz.
Zzzzzz.z…..zzz
Wake up! The people sed. Id did not whant to wake up I was sleepy nd the people sed to get up so I get up and talk to discord but then after I talk to him I couldn't find him so I didn't to him talk wildly looking everywhere. And then regnal sed lets get food so we turned around and walkd into mcdonals and get cheeseburgers and then singing about food as we wait, the rug looked really good and we stood on it.
Then q give us food and I confused as his hair was so wavy and good he use gel a lot but he was not q and the mystery continues! So I sed to regnal lets find q and he said who and I sed q and he sed who and hten we sadde
Q
Who
Q
Who
Q
Whoo
(they rime so if it not funny read it again thats why it funny)
And id said who and he said q and it trade like bugs bunny but I got tried so I woke up and got dressed in my clothes and ate whate was leftoversf rom lunch and felt full dna then q was in my living room but he wasn't and I thought this was a big misterie. And them mist came and looked like q and I fell as leap wontering what happenying and why and then I woke up and regnal lookat me funny in mcdonalds and sed are you going to finnish ur sndwitch?
Huh?
But that was for later. I cant ruin the pljot yet because it very good and you will be surprised! Of course only best author do that!
But too much spoiling plot
like rotten cabbage
here big cliff hanger discord said and jad came and brought us ice cream and I get swirlycone rough with emerald rubbees on top and black amethists and they taste good I was scared buy they were candy.
Sooooooooooo
]Q! really came and stood there and I new it was not face as smiling faces looked at us. The sand fel of my nexk onto the floor and my hair stood up and shivered. MY HERO! Is houted and everone sed MMYYYY HEEEEEEROO and they shouted and qu smiled and whispered "I have come
And I smiled bigly and then he roared even more quietly "I will save you from your woonds and heel you forever and make you super powerful more than me and I smiled and cried on the floor which collapse from my happiness.
and discord sed no way ho say! you keep out of thes u big lugger i boss u and u not boss me and dat where we fight and this what happened.
he stand there and look at him and then hit him and he fell down form the hit and sed owwwwwwww!!!!! and i sed oh no but he sed it okay so the people cheered and then he saw him and he reean away and he sed oh no i ran a way and no he didnt is sed so he chased him and he ranitno the dor and he sed ourch but it was not him it was him instead!!!!!!!
And then we became ponies and discord sed hahahahahahahhahh and snapp and
"OH SNAP"
thats what the people sed
and then we eere in equestira but how?????????????????????????????????????????
DUN
DUN
DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
