Stories I can't make

Jon: Welcome to my worst idea EVER! This is the 2nd Battletoads race I've made. As such, we have practiced for at least up to Intruder Excluder.

Chugga: BEEP! BEEP! INTRUDER ALERT!

Jon: Anyway, here is myself...

Chugga: Chuggaaconroy

NCS: NintendoCapriSun

Josh: JoshJepson, but you knew that already.

SG: Super Genius

Jon: And a new guest and new friend from Equestria, Twilight Sparkle.

Chugga: Is it nighttime already?

Twilight: Hi. I'm Twilight Sparkle. I'm a student of Princess Celestia and a librarian. I have beaten Battletoads 12 times.

Chugga: But can you handle Jon? We'll have to wait and see.

Jon: All right. All right. All right. Is everybody here?

All: Yes.

Jon: 3, 2, 1

Everyone starts.