Stories I can't make

We begin on a schoolyard. Barney, the big purple and green dildo dinosaur, BJ, Baby Bop and a group of children are trying to get The Game Machine to work.

Barney suggests all the kids try to turn the crank as nonsexual as possible. They then chant this:

The Game Machine will make us cheer,

Lots of Fun and Games appear,

Turn the crank and soon we'll play,

Lots of games all through the day.

A rainbow shoots out of the machine and the gang gets transported.