My new life... HAS PONIES?!

All I could see was white. Soon the color faded away and was replaced with a hospital room. A stimulant of pain shot through my left shoulder. I cupped it with my right hand… wait… HAND?! I pulled the covers off of my body and revealed the old flesh.

My eyes shot open as I sat up. I reached down to feel my right leg to determine if this is real or just a sick joke. I tried to do the same with my left hand, but remembered what had happened. A nocking came from the door on the far left side of the room. “Come in!” I said loud enough so that whoever it was could hear.

The door opened as I stood out of bed. A smile stretched across my face as I saw a group of ponies walk in. before I could do anything I was talked to the ground by fluttershy who was now crying into my chest. “It’s good to see you too” I said raping my arm around her. I looked towered the others and caught rainbow dash gawking at my missing arm.

“Hey, didn’t your mother ever tell you it isn't nice to stair” I said with a light chuckle. “Sorry, but how did you lose it?” she asked fixing her eyesight to my face. I explained my “magnificent” adventure to the six and how I was cloud chaser. Rarity passed out, twilight for some reason took notes, fluttershy ran to the restroom to what I assume puke, applejack had a look of discussed, rainbow dash just sat there not wanting the story to end, and pinky pie finished off a bag of popcorn that she pulled out of nowhere. I left the five to check on fluttershy.

“Are you alright?” I asked as she walked out the door cleaning her lips. She nodded and by the looks of it her stomach size had been reduced. “Yeah, I’m to it since the pregnancy symptoms are over” she said sitting next to me. “So, does that mean you went through labor?” I asked. “Yup. He’s at home sleeping in his crib” she said staring off into space.

“What’s his name?” She replied with “I haven’t decided yet.” We got up and regrouped with the others. “What do you plan on doing now, darling?” rarity asked. “First: find some clothes.” I said noticing that I was dressed in a hospital robe.

We walked out the room, into the hallway, and to the front desk. I grabbed a pen and written my name in the checkout column. “Thank you” was what I hear from the nurse as I walked out the door with the six. “Where is the nearest clothing shop?” I asked making sure nopony sees my exposed buttocks. “Just follow me, dearie” rarity said.

I followed her to a large building with the roof of a parasail. “Welcome to my home ‘the carousal boutique where every dress is magnificent’” she said proudly like she had been doing this her whole life. “Wait. I don’t want a ‘dress’ I wand shoes, pants, and a shirt. You now nothing fancy” I said entering the building behind her. “I’m sorry, but I have never made anything like that before. I’ll do my best” she said walking up the stairs and into the first door on the right. Wanting to pass the time I sat on a nearby chair and started humming a song I hold dear to my heart as I stared at the mannequins that filled the room.

It was get low by lil Jon. I was half way done when I heard a squeak come from across the room. It was a familiar filly. One of applejack’s sister’s friends I believe. “Um… excuse me for asking, but what are you humming and what happen to you?” she asked with interest.

“Sorry you’re too young to know” I said patting her on the head. With a loud grunt she said “I hate it when ponies say that! My sister, rarity, says it to me all the time!” “She probably should. Where I come from some of these songs can really mess your life up. If you want I could tell you sometime later” I said hearing a door open. I stood from my chair and saw rarity walk down the steps and using her magic she carried a set of blue jeans, white tea shirt, and a pair of black sneakers. “Thank you. Now do you have a restroom that I can change in?” I asked holding the clothes in one arm and the shoes in my hand.

She pointed up the stairs saying “third door on the left.” I entered the bathroom and was shocked at how clean everything was. The tiled floors were spotless; no cracks, mold, nothing; same with the shower. clean as a whistle. I sat the clothes on the sink as I took off the robe.

I threw it into the hamper thinking that rarity could do something with it. I picked up the shirt and struggled to put it on. Successfully doing so, I continued with the jeans. Having less trouble I finished off with the sneakers. I looked into the mirror and said to myself “great, now I look a jersey shore douche.”

Feeling relieved to finally have clothes on I left the bathroom and asked rarity if there was anything I could do to repay her. “No need. It is on the house for a friend” she said opening the door for me. I planned out my next destination and that was to see flutter shy and the baby. On my walk there were some ponies who were somewhat discussed by my new handicap. I knocked on the wooden door and it opened with fluttershy behind it.

“Hello troy. What are you doing here?” she asked sitting down in a chair next to kitchen. “I just wanted to see how you and the baby were doing” I said sitting on the couch. “Oh, we’re fine thank you. Would you like to meet him?” she gestured up the stairs. “Sure” I said getting off the couch and followed her up the steps. She slowly opened the second door on the right.

There he was; A beautiful blue coated, green mane, unicorn. “Wait, how is he a unicorn? I mean you’re a Pegasus and the ponies that… violated you weren't either” I asked puzzled by the illogicalness. My father, the colt who wore the dog tags you are wearing, was a unicorn. He studied medicine. A lot.” She said not taking her eyes off of him. Before I could say anything she said “he reminds me of you.” “Yeah I can see the resemblance” I replied.

“Hey, fluttershy” I said grasping her attention. “Yes?” I she said. “Back at the hospital, I woke up to find myself back to normal. How did that happen?” I asked. “Princess Celestia told us that she enchanted the box to bring you back here and transform you back” she answered. “Well, that was nice of her” I thought then asked “do you still not know what to name him?”