My new life... HAS PONIES?!

I followed fluttershy to the garden as the others went to the stations. “So what do you have in mind for the music?” I asked seeing all the trees, plants, and animals that inhabited the garden. “I was thinking a sad song” she said sitting next to me. “I think I have one” I said cupping my hand over her ear and whispered the name of a song to her. “I never heard a song like that” she said facing towered me.

I stood in front of her, took a deep breath and sang. I stopped and looked at her to see tears coming from her eyes stopping and the brim of her chin. “Wow. That is a sad song” she said with a giggle. I sat next to her and said “we have the lyrics now we just need the music.” “I now somepony who can help us with that,” she said “I’ll go call her.”

She entered the castle and picked up a phone that was by the door. I stared at the light blue sky as a pink blur started to bounce on me. It was pinky and she looked extremely scared. “What is it?” I asked attempting to calm her down. “It’s twilight she’s gone!” she said.

“Wait what do you mean gone?” I asked hoping she was wrong. “We were rehearsing how the wedding was going to happen. All of a sudden twilight ran through the door yelling something about how cadence, signing armor’s wife to be, was an impostor and should be thrown into the dungeon. We all thought that she was stressed so we ignored her until she made cadence cry” pinky said getting off of me. “I’ll go have a talk with cadence then, in the mean time you and the girls start a search party and look for twilight” I commanded standing up from the ground. Pinky saluted me and ran to fluttershy. I walked to the stairs that led to princesses’ quarters.

I stopped in front of cadence’s door and heard her say something despicable. “Finally my plan is working. Since I got rid of twilight I now have only that troy pest to deal with” she said as I peeked through the key hole to see her standing in front of a mirror. Her reflection wasn’t the same as her. It was the same creature that put me in this situation in the first place. Anger filled my being as I slowly entered the room gently closing the door and locking it behind me.

I walked up behind her and grabbed the base her neck. Still holding on I slammed her into the wall saying “remember me bitch?” “Don’t worry this won’t take long” I said squeezing her through. Before I could completely choke her to death a great force slammed into my head causing me to black out. I woke up to find myself alone in an abandoned mine shaft leaning against the stone wall.

I rubbed my head and felt a damp spot. I pulled my hand back down and saw blood. “Shit” I thought surveying the area. I wondered around until I heard two voices coming from around the corner. I turned to see twilight walking with that impostor.

“Get away from her!” I yelled pushing twilight behind me. I was going to kill that bitch for showing her face around me until twilight stopped me by saying “No don’t, this isn't chrysalis, this is the real cadence.” “Ok. Well, where are we?”  I asked lowering my guard. “I think it is the old mine shafts under canterlot” cadence said. “So, how do we get out?” I asked leaning on the stone wall.

“That part we haven’t figured out yet” twilight said. “We could try the mine carts” I suggested thinking that if they weren't severely damaged they might lead outside. “This might work. Hop in” cadence said following her orders. Twilight did the same as I pushed the cart down the tracks. I jumped in as we reached the edge of a steep hill.

The speed we were going made me feel like I was flying again. After several minutes we stopped outside the mine entrance and ran back to the castle. “You two go on ahead. I need to get something from my room!” I yelled running to the guest rooms. I busted threw the door, walked over and picked up Tommy. “Time to get to work” I said cocking the smg.

As I ran outside I looked up to see an army of bug like creatures smashing against the bubble force field that surrounded canterlot. Knowing I didn’t have a lot of time left I sprinted to the castle. I opened the castle door to see chrysalis standing over the unconscious body of celestia and the cocooned prisoners that were my friends, but somepony was missing. I looked over to see that the bitch was slowly creeping up on the pony I loved. I aimed my gun to the ground in front of the queen and fired scaring everypony in the room.

The sound of glass breaking filled the room as her changelings stormed the castle. With her open opportunity chrysalis ran at fluttershy and grabbed her placing her in a chock hold. “Let her go god damn it!” I yelled pointing the smg at her. She laughed and said “you honestly think you can win this. Don’t you realize that I have won, that I defeated your princess?” “I don’t care. As long as I am still alive you will never win!” I screamed aiming the gun at her leg.

I fired and she fell to the ground releasing fluttershy. I ran over to fluttershy and said “you have to free the girls. I’ll protect you” “b-b-but…” I stopped her by kissing her lips. She ran over to the girls and started peeling away the cocoons as I shot at and killed the oncoming changelings. The room was filled with dead changelings as she freed the girls from their imprisonment.

I walked over to the queen and aimed my gun at her. “You will pay for this!” she threatened. I scuffed my shoes on the blood stained floor and said “I've been paying bitch. Now shut the fuck up” I pulled the trigger and unloaded a whole clip into her leg dismembering it.  The same treatment with the other limbs had been placed. She was just a torso by that time, until I shot off the neck disconnecting the head.

Finally she was dead. My vengeance had been accomplished. I spat into her lifeless eyes and walked over to the girls. “Are you guys alright?” I asked crouching down to eye level. “Yeah, thanks for saving us” applejack said. Many hours passed as the mess was cleaned and all the damaged were fixed.

The wedding was back on, as shining armor stood next to celesta. The door opened and apple bloom and her friends skipped down the red carpet spreading rose pedals down the aisle. Cadence soon followed as she strolled down in her wedding dress to stand next to shining. The two kissed to propose matrimony between the two. As a thank you gift from celestia for saving her kingdom and its subjects she cast a spell that materialized my left arm back.