My new life... HAS PONIES?!

“Ugh… we should probably get back to the castle I think the others are waiting for us” I said feeling a shade of red cover my cheeks. With a smile she giggled and fallowed me. We reached the castle door and I was stopped by fluttershy saying “if it is alright with you, could we not tell anypony about my previous… occupation?” “Don’t worry your secrete is safe with me, sweat pea” I said giving her a wink. As we entered the throne room I heard chattering coming from the next room.

I opened the door and saw everypony besides pinky pie. Before I could say hello twilight, who was bouncing up and down in a circle, stopped, bind over, and shook her flank “… and give it a little shake.” “Yeah… right. Honey can I see you for a moment in the next room?” princess mi amore cadenza said pulling him out the door I just entered. “What was that all about?” I asked walking up to the four. Twilight looked shocked.

I waved my hand in her face and came up with no response. “Is she alright?” I asked hitching my thumb at her. “She doesn't remember me” twilight said quietly in a depressed tone. “Don’t be sad, twilight. She probably has a lot of food on her plate” applejack said placing her hand on twilight’s shoulder. “It was like she thought I didn’t exist” twilight said “just leave me alone.”

“So what did you call us here for?” rainbow asked in an impatient manner. “At first I wanted to make preparations for a full scale attack on the changelings, but now that will have to wait because we need to make this wedding one that nopony will ever forget” I said. “Too bad pinky pie isn't here. She would turn this place upside down” applejack said sitting down on her haunches. Out of nowhere a high pitched “Did somepony say my name!” came from behind fluttershy and me. A loud “eek!” came from fluttershy as she jumped into my arm.

I smirked seeing her cheeks turn a rosy red as I let her down. “Pinky where the hell did you come from?” I asked turning to her. “And if you’re here then where is my baby? I left him in your care” fluttershy said. “Don’t worry, fluttershy, I left him with Mr. and Mrs. Cake” pinky said. “Well, since you’re here I guess we should get the wedding organized…” I said noticing that the sun was setting “…in the morning.”

Celestia walked in and said that the trains to ponyvile are closed for the evening and that we are welcome to stay for the night. She showed us to our rooms. Pinky and rainbow dash stayed in one room, applejack and rarity in another, twilight and fluttershy, and me, myself and I. I stepped into the bathroom and turned the shower nozzle to hot. I got undressed and sat my clothes on the counter top.

I pulled the curtain out of my way, stepped in the shower, and released it back to its previous location. Feeling the water burn my skin I grabbed the bar of soap and scrubbed my chest, stomach, back, buttocks, and… um… private area. I stood under the water to clear the white cleaning product off of my body. I then squeezed a bottle of shampoo onto my moist head and scratched until my hair was covered with white. I then rinsed my hair until it tuned back to all brown.

I turned the nozzle back to off and used the towels that were hanging from the hack to dry off. I was clean as a whistle as I slipped back into my underwear. I opened the bathroom door and was surprised to see fluttershy sitting at the end of my bed. “What are you doing here?” I asked closing the door. “Twilight’s snoring kept waking me up. So I thought I could sleep here with you. Is that alright?” she said.

“Sure” I said walking to her. “Can we talk first?” she asked still sitting on the bed. I nodded. “For all the times we spent together you risked your well being for my own. I want to know why?” she asked looking into my eyes. “I guess you could say I hate to see the ponies I love get hurt” I said holding her hoof in my hand.

“You… love me?” she asked surprised by my statement. “More than life itself” I said leaning towered her. Our eyes closed as our lips touched. I opened my mouth to let her tong in. both our muscles met and swirled around each other as our saliva mixed and switched bodies.

I gently pulled us down on the bed. A look of discomfort took over her face. “Please stop. I’m not ready. Could we just cuddle?” she asked as I hovered above her. “Whatever you want” I said lying on my side next to her. She rolled over facing me and rapped herself around my body as I did the same.

She laid her head on my forearm and we drifted off to a deep peaceful sleep. Morning came and I awoke to see fluttershy still sleeping. I kissed her cheek and got up from the bed. I walked into the bathroom and saw a brand new tooth brush and tooth paste tube. I turned the cold handle, squeezed out a little bit of tooth paste on the brush and held it under the running water.

I stuck the brush into my mouth and scrubbed for five minutes. I spat the now liquefied paste into the sink. I exited the bathroom to see that fluttershy was waking from her slumber. “Good morning, sleeping beauty” I teased putting on my pants. “Good morning, handsome” she said getting out of bed.

As I slipped into my shirt my stomach started growling. “Do you want to go get breakfast? My treat” I said walking to her. She clutched her belly and said “where to?” “Let’s see what the kitchen has to offer” I suggested putting my feet into a pair of socks. I shoved my feet into my shoes and held the door for her.

“Thank you” she said brushing her tail across my face. “You’re welcome” I said flicking her flank. “Oh, you’re a bad boy. Mama will have to punish you later” she said hitting my bottom. We laugh and entered the stairwell. After several short minutes of walking down a hallway we entered a door that said “staff only!”

“This might be it” I thought pushing the door. Every table in the area had either dirty dishes filled to the brim with left over chunks of food or an entire meal ready to be served. “Wow” I said looking around trying to find the breakfast section. “Over here” fluttershy yelled pointing at a table that carried biscuits, hash browns, toast, caviar, and eggs. I grabbed a plate and placed four slices of toast, scrambled eggs, and two scoops of hash browns.

Fluttershy had the same but a little less. I took two forks from a container and handed one to her. We exited the room and entered the dining room were we found the girls, the princesses, and shining armor and his wife to be. Fluttershy and I sat across from the girls as twilight asked “fluttershy, where were you earlier? I thought you were supposed to bunk with me?” “Sorry, twilight, I couldn’t sleep so I thought me and troy could… talk… for a while” fluttershy said taking a bite of her toast.

I turned my head to see rainbow dash with an erotic grin plastered on her face. Still looking at her I shook my head to symbolize that nothing major happened. She went back to eating her hash browns. Me and everypony, in the room, finished eating and exited to the parlor. The princesses and shining armor left the area to discuss other matters, as we talked about who should do what.

“I’ll make the food” applejack said. “I will design the clothing” rarity said in her oh so charming voice. “I’ll do a sonic rainboom when they kiss” rainbow said flying upwards to the roof. “Shining said he wanted me to be his bestmare” twilight spoke. “Me and troy will acquire the music” fluttershy said happy to spend more time together. “DECARATIONS!” pinky shouted.