My new life... HAS PONIES?!

I searched high and low but nothing, and then I heard a loud “AHHHHHHH” from a distance. “Oh shit, that’s fluttershy” I said while running towered the cry. I entered a clearing and saw fluttershy surrounded by a pack of wolfs. But they were different; there fur was replaced with what seemed like bark. I was scared, but soon that was replaced with anger as I saw one getting ready to pounce on fluttershy.

As I saw the creature jump, I ran and punched it in the temple. Doing that, two other wolfs jumped on me and started biting. “AH, you little assholes” I said grabbing them by the neck and slamming them together. On impact I could hear and feel there twig like bones snap, killing them instantly. With that done the others backed away, not wanting the same done to them.

With the time given I picked up fluttershy, who passed out from shock, and walked back to ponyvile and get her to a hospital. As I entered ponyvile I encountered a very pissed off rainbow dash. “HAY, WHAT DID YOU DO TO FLUTTERSHY!” rainbow yelled floating in place. Not wanting to deal with her right now, I ignored her and kept walking with fluttershy still in my arms. Approaching a very tall building, I could see twilight at the front door with a tall, White, winged unicorn.

“What Happened?” Twilight asked as she ran to us. “A pack of wooden wolfs jumped us, but I took care of them” I said placing fluttershy on a couch next to the entrance. I sat next to her and saw the tall White pony walk towered me. “Hello, I am princess celestia, twilight sent me a letter telling me about you and I wanted to see you for myself” she said. “Nice to meet you, but right now I’m in a hurry let’s talk later” I said while approaching the front desk.

I asked a nurse if she could call a doctor, surprisingly she did. I could hear hoof steps coming from a nearby hall way. “Yes, how may I help…you” he said frightened at the sight of me. “My friend was attacked by some wolves in the Everfree forest; I think her wing is broken. “O.k. let’s go take an x-ray to make sure” he said walking out of the room.

I picked up fluttershy and followed. As I walked into the room the doctor told me to place her on the table. The doctor started up his computer, pushed a few buttons, then he scanned her body with a green light. A sheet of paper came out of what looked like a printer, it was fluttershy’s x-ray. “Oh my, that is not good” said the doctor levitating the x-ray with his horn.

“What, is she alright” I asked with slight concern. “It seems both of her wings are broken to a point that they can only be fixed with surgery” he said. “Alright, how much will it be” I said feeling guilty for letting her come with me into the forest. “It costs two-thousand bits” the doctor said.  “WHAT!” I thought, and then said “I don’t have that, but can she stay here until I do.”

Willingly the doctor did. I left him and fluttershy, so I could go talk to twilight who was still waiting, but this time with the rest of her friends. “Well, how is she” twilight said. “She needs surgery to fix both her wings, but it costs two-thousand bits” I said walking out of the lobby to the outside world. “Wait, were do ya’ll think you’re going?” asked applejack.

“I’m going to find a job” I said. I entered the nearest store to only be kicked out on my back. I tried the next one and the next and the next, but the same thing happened every time. “Hay, pal, come here” a pony said in a dark alleyway. I walked to the pony to find him dressed in a tuxedo.

“I need you to do me a favor” he said. “O.k. what do you need” I said. He pulled out a plastic bag full of White powder and said “take this “flour” to pinkie pie at sugar cube corner, when you’re done come back here and I’ll give you your bits.” Hearing the word bits, I agreed and headed off. I was in the middle of town, saw a house made out of gingerbread and candy, and thought “either this is sugar cube corner or Hansel and Gretel are nearby.”

Knocking on the door I was answered by a blue coated, pink mane pony wearing an apron. “Y-yes…wha-what do you want?” she asked nervously. “I’m here to see pinky” I said. She walked to the steps and said “pinky there’s somepony here for you” then left the room. After about three second’s pinky said “coming!”

She walked down the steps and said “troy, what are you doing here; I thought you were looking for a job.” “Someone is paying me to deliver this “flour” to you” I said tossing the bag to Pinky. Pinky, with wide eyes, was scared that someone knew about her secret. “By the way, lay off, that shit isn't good for you” I said walking out the door. After completing my objective I returned to were the pony in the tuxedo wanted to meet.

“You do the job?” he asked. “Yeah, you got the bits?” I asked. “One-thousand bits” he said giving me a heavy pouch. “So what’s your name” he said. “Troy newcomer, you” I said.

“Crack pot” he said. With that we shook hands/hooves and I left to find a way to get the rest of the bits. After an hour of job hunting I stumbled upon an audience of ponies. Noticing twilight, rainbow, and applejack I said “what’s going on here.” Before anyone could answer me fireworks shout out of the side of the stage and a puff of smoke appeared.

The smoke disappeared only to reveal a light blue coated, gray mane unicorn in a wizards outfit. “Behold the great and powerful Trixie” said the unicorn. After multiple tricks she said “As you can see anything you can do, I can do better.” Apparently that made rainbow dash mad because she flew up to Trixie and started doing some moves to prove her wrong. Trixie zapped rainbow in the ass with a lightning bolt.

“Ow” she said lighting a spark of anger in my chest. Trixie started laughing. “You think that’s funny?!” I yelled scaring her a little. “Who dares yell at Trixie” she said. “I did” I said while walking up the steps to the stage.

“And who are you” she said. “That’s none of your concern” I said. “Then what do you want” she said. “I want to make a bet with you” I said. “And what is this bet?” she asked.