The Unlikely Hero

Chapter 4

The real super power of teamwork part 1

                Flying, I was flying. That was the only thing I could feel. Then felt pain. Lots and lots of pain. Then I hit something metal and boy did it hurt. As I pick myself up I take notice that it looks like I'm on some kind of battleship. As I look around I see Twilight out cold to my left. "Hey, Twilight are you ok?" I ask as I go to see if she if in fact "ok".

                 "Ow, I think Pinkie Pie just hit me with her party cannon." She says as she gets up. She looks around and is amazed by all the things around her. " Wow, this place is amazing."

                 "Well your ok at least, hmm... the last thing I remember was Mario and that vortex like thing." I try to remember more as Twilight decides goes to have a look around. I was coming up a little short on the brain department so I decided to go have a look around myself. 'This place is so... so... I don't know, what is it about this place that is so familiar to me?' As I think back I recall a little game called... oh no. Like a lightening bolt from out of the blue, I remember. "Oh, sweet sunny sarsaparillas, you've got to be kidding me" I shout as I realize just where I am. Twilight, to far a way to hear my shout. Is looking a everything, taking it all in like a Filly in sugarcube corner.

                   "Wow, this place is so amazing!" Twilight says but, unknown to me or her, as she was walking around she trips a silent alarm and you know that that spells nothing but trouble.

                    "What is going on down there?" A blackened figure says as he goes to look at his security cameras to see what tripped his alarms. Looking at the monitor with the flashing words of 'Trespasser Detected.' "Hm, another one? Well I think I could make another one, better safe than sorry. Send out a squad to capture it and I want it alive." He gives the command to a robot who for some reason is shaped like a basketball.

                    "You heard the doctor, get out there and capture that horse and remember he want it alive"  A squad of about ten robots come out of on where and completely surround Twilight. She screams as they grab her. With alarms going off like nobody's business.

                    "What the... what's with all the noise?" T turn to see what all the noise is about and see Twilight in the hands of ten all to familiar looking robots. "Shit, Twilight hold on!" I run as fast as I can but, she is a good mile or two away (how the hell did she get that far anyway?) but, to my surprise I was there in a matter of minutes. Not questioning it I get her out of the hands of the robot and stand in front of her ready to do a fight or flight if need be.

                     "So, now HE shows up aye? Ho ho ho ho, I waited a long time for this." Leaning to his microphone he yells out. " Egg squad ten stand down." Then he get in a hover... thing and makes himself know to us. "I don't know how you found me but, I won't let you getaway this time, Sonic!"

                     "Dr. Eggman." I say with hatred in my voice. After seeing his Eggbots and the Egg fleet from Sonic Heroes (great game by the way) I knew I would see his ugly mug sooner or later. "Ok look man, I just want to take my friend here a go."

                     "But, I don't know you." Twilight says pointing a hoof at me. What does she mean by that? I was about to ask her when I saw my hand I pointed at her... more like my gloved hand I pointed at her. You know, I don't remember having gloves on when I was in Equestria.

                       "I don't care if you two are husband and wife. Egg squad ten, GET THAT HEDGEHOG!!!" Eggman yells to his robots. 'What did he just...' as I was just now hearing what he said to us, the wind started to pick up. It got harder and harder until it started to feel like I was in a tornado. When it all came to a stop I heard a voice...

                       "Talk about your welcoming parties. I didn't know you cared Eggman." It was the voice of the one and only Sonic the Hedgehog. God was I glad to see him. Inside, my fanboy fainted seeing him. On the outside I was in shock. Why was I shocked you ask? Well I've just seen one of my favorite video game characters for one thing. (Mario is my #1 favorite characters but, when I saw him things were going a little to fast for my liking. So I wasn't able to go into shock at that moment .) So, why do you think I was in shock? Shaking it off, I was able to hear what they where talking about.

                         "WHAT!? TWO SONICS!?!" What does he mean by two Sonics? The last time I checked Sonic's a hedgehog and I'm... a brown hedgehog. Well, that's weird. I wonder what Sonic as to say about it's?

                          "What do you mean, 'two Sonics'? You know that there is only one me right?" Well, Sonic obviously as not taken the to see just who is STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!!! I knew Sonic was a little bit of an idiot but, come on man! Oh, and by idiot I mean jumping into things without  looking first. "Are you talking about this brown guy over here? Man doctor, you must be color blind or something." I think everybody in the Sonic series are color blind and also, that's racist!

                          "WOULD SOMEPONY PLEASE TELL ME WHT IS GOING ON HERE!?" Oh yeah... I almost forgot about Twilight. I'd better calm her down or she might go all Lesson Zero on me.

                          "Twilight, you need to keep calm. You remember that Want it, Need it spell you did? I don't want you to go all crazy like that again." I'd should not of said that, I'd should not of said that.

                          "And just how do you know about that? Also who in the hoof are you?" Twilight demanded. Sooo... yeah, I guess the multiverse hates me now.

                          "I don't care who anyone is! All I know is that I will destroy all of you because, you know what they say-" OH GOD, PLEASE NNNNOOOOOOO "-the more the merrier!" Eggman says, I'll need to worry about the multiverse hating me some other time. Right now, I've got an egg to scramble. Eggman started pressing buttons on his command console. Then, his eggbots started going in for the capture. Twilight started running and screaming like a bat out of hell.

                          'Shit! There's no way this could be any more fucked up' I thought to myself. One thing is for shore, this eggbots are idiots. One or two jumps on there heads and they go all to pieces. So then an idea came to me. This idea is me jumping on as many heads as I can to make my to Twilight because, I think we all know that she is going to get herself into  trouble.

                        That is of course if she didn't go all boss on the robo asses. I mean it! She shot off a spell that looked like a purple Kamehameha. Hell, for all I know it was. So, with that out of the way and all of the eggbots in the junk yard. I thought I'd be a smartass. "Is that all you got Baldy McNosehair." Oh yeah, I'm a badass.... more like a dumbass!!!

                      "You really thought that was all I had? Ho ho ho ho, well then, get a load of this" He yells as he punches (seriously, it looks like he punched it) a button on his control console. Then the floor starts to move and open up as if to reveal something. "Say hello to my latest creation." And out of the floor rises....

                     "Crush, kill, destroy, swag." ... YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!

End of part 1