"OH life is just so boring as of late! I'm happy and loving of all my new friends, but there's still an element of friendly chaos missing! I KNOW what I'll do! I'll go buy and borrow some things to entertain me for a bit! It will be safe, wholesome fun for the whole family!"

NOTE: just a silly little one-shot whose idea came from a sarcastic reader who shall not be credited for various nefarious reasons.