Madness 101

Discord was excited about reading the history book. Yet, he was surprised that he was actually reading it. Then, he began to formulate ideas, very, very, dangerous ideas. Discord said to himself, "What if, just what if? I bring Sheogorath and Sanguine up from Tamriel...but first, I have to get out of this madhouse. Oh wait, I'm already chaotic. All I need is some chaos, then I'll blow this prison up when I have time...

Cheerilee's class was, once again, in the maze garden. "Now, children, remember this? This is the statue of Discord! Now, who can tell me what-" Scootaloo quickly interrupted her teacher, "Chaos!" Apple Bloom piped in, "Destruction!" Sweetie Belle also jumped into the debate. "Anarchy!" The three young fillies get into quite the heated debate. Even more chaotic than the last one that they had. "Why do I even bring them here?" Cheerilee muttered to herself. Discord's statue slightly cracked, and as the more the fillies argued, the more the statue became damaged. A large hole opened up in the statue. The class walked by, oblivious to what had just happened to this certain statue.

Later that night, the statue shattered. Discord stretched his limbs out. "Ahh...sweet, fresh air. Now, to call in those fancy Daedric Princes."

Meanwhile, in the world of Tamriel...the Dovahkiin is stuck inside Sheogorath's madhouse. "Ah, what fun is there in making sense? But, still, we just need a teensy, tiny bit of sense to make no sense of nearly EVERYTHING! Oh well...maybe I should give you some cheese to send you off with...including the Wabbajack. You know, I was the Champion of Cyrodill. Yes, I was the one who stopped the Oblivion Crisis! Haha! But, that time has past, and it's off to the Golden Road with me. Oh well. Have the Wabbajack, as a token of my- oh just take the darn thing." The confused, and slightly frazzled Dragon-Born, was sent back to the real world, off to make chaos with the Wabbajack. Sheogorath suddenly felt compelled to go talk to Sanguine, a real prankster. "I might go see my good friend Sanguine....yes! I should! He did give me that rose when I was still human. Nice of him to do so." And with that, Sheogorath teleported off, to Sanguine's little slice of Oblivion.

In Sanguine's cut of the infinite Oblivion, Sheogorath teleported off to where Sanguine made his home, in a darker replica of the White-Gold Tower from the Imperial City. "Sanguine! How nice it is to see my favorite person. Besides me, of course." Sanguine was quite confused as to why Sheogorath was here. "Umm...nice to see you again. Why are you here?" "Oh, I just wanted to talk, catch up after about an eon, you know?" "Riiigghhtt, so, could you be so nice as to find me a book? I am so terribly bored." With that nice request, Sheogorath went out to find Sanguine a nice book to read. "Hmm, what could be good for the Prince of Debauchery?" Suddenly, a purple portal opened up, a certain multi-animal limbed person came out of the portal. "I hate universe travelling, so much work." Sheogorath was quite confused at this turn of events. "Wha- what are you doing here? Oh wait!" Sheogorath started to sniff Discord, whom was quite confused as to what the Daedric Prince of Madness was doing. "What are you doing?!" "Oh, just sniffing out your intent, so you want me to go to this "Equestria" with Sanguine, and help you wreak havoc?" "Exactly." "Okay. Let me just get Sanguine's say on this." So, Discord and Sheogorath both went to go talk to Sanguine in the next room over.

"Sanguine! I did not bring you a book, but I brought this person, whom wants to make a bit of chaos in his universe with us." Sanguine responded to this with, "Sure, I'm always in for a crazy time." Discord checked something off in his mental checklist. "Perfect! Let us proceed with our plan!" With that, the three powerful entities walked into a bluish portal, into Equestria, to bring joy, and chaos to the world.